one sentence to save your life.
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One against seventy, thats not a fair fight now is it? Would you like me to wait a minute so you can call for reinforcements to even the odds up a bit & give you poor pricks a fighting chance?>;D
I once read about a couple of people in that situation.
Two escaped German POWs attempted to escape their Russian captors. They were recaptured and put up against a wall. One of them suggested that they drop their pants.
They did. It worked.
The Russians laughed their heads off and sent them back to the prison camp. At least one of the Germans lived to see the end of the war and returned home.
So if I'm ever in that situation, I'm taking my cues from history.
Two escaped German POWs attempted to escape their Russian captors. They were recaptured and put up against a wall. One of them suggested that they drop their pants.
They did. It worked.
The Russians laughed their heads off and sent them back to the prison camp. At least one of the Germans lived to see the end of the war and returned home.
So if I'm ever in that situation, I'm taking my cues from history.
Do you know how many insignificant grunts i have killed in my time, you would mearly be another statistic to be added to my kill to death ratio, now just lie over and pretend to be dead.
It's a toss-up between:
(1) "With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!";
(2) "Don't kill me, I'm too good-looking to die!"; or
(3) "Gentlemen... I have a MIGHTY NEED to use the restroom!"
If those don't convince them that I'm worth sparing for comedy relief, then I don't want to live on this planet any more.
(1) "With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!";
(2) "Don't kill me, I'm too good-looking to die!"; or
(3) "Gentlemen... I have a MIGHTY NEED to use the restroom!"
If those don't convince them that I'm worth sparing for comedy relief, then I don't want to live on this planet any more.
"This is the song that doesn't end, it just goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end...."
By the third or fourth loop, they will go insane.
By the third or fourth loop, they will go insane.
I'd take... the Joker prespective!
"Alright I know we are all riled up right about now. *Opens his jacket to reveal a bunch of grenades on a cord/bomb* But I don't think anyone should do anything they'll regret. Just consider my proposition." *Slowly walks out of the alley way*.
"Alright I know we are all riled up right about now. *Opens his jacket to reveal a bunch of grenades on a cord/bomb* But I don't think anyone should do anything they'll regret. Just consider my proposition." *Slowly walks out of the alley way*.
"You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal state."
*FWISHOW!*
"...This is a Super Saiyan!
And this..."
*KRACHOOM!*
"THIS is what is known as a Super Saiyan that has ascended PAST a Super Saiyan! ...Or, you could just call this a Super Saiyan 2!"
"...AND THIS...!
IS TO GO...
EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*FWISHOW!*
"...This is a Super Saiyan!
And this..."
*KRACHOOM!*
"THIS is what is known as a Super Saiyan that has ascended PAST a Super Saiyan! ...Or, you could just call this a Super Saiyan 2!"
"...AND THIS...!
IS TO GO...
EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
''Who the F@&% cares about Diana! Really!?'' hopefully, my assailant will be a daily mail reader. If not, im dead, but im willing to take that chance
*tilt my head towards my lapel*
'Team one... Take. The. Shots.'
Whilst they're ducking for cover from the fictional sniper team I either shoot them if I'm armed or run if not.
If I do it right then I'll have the rifle and he'll be really embarassed in the seconds before I shoot him in leg. Then he'll be in pain and embarassed...
'Team one... Take. The. Shots.'
Whilst they're ducking for cover from the fictional sniper team I either shoot them if I'm armed or run if not.
...or go 'Jab me with the barrel of your rifle! Go on!'PMorgan18 said:
If I do it right then I'll have the rifle and he'll be really embarassed in the seconds before I shoot him in leg. Then he'll be in pain and embarassed...
'Y'know, There are two arteries on each side of your neck, your lifes blood coursing through them, I've known people, people you'd pass in the street, barely even noticing, that've tasted the blood flowing fresh from those arteries, that have felt there victims struggles fade and fail as there hearts run out of blood to pump, as these seemingly normal people drink it down, the light fades from there eyes and they're dumped lifeless and broken in some gutter. Can you guess what happens now?' *runs like hell*