one sentence to save your life.
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"I guess martyrdom isn't so bad."
They might not kill me (but they'll probably still shoot me :/)
They might not kill me (but they'll probably still shoot me :/)
Yeah, the Cake is a lie... Sorry....The Night Shade said:Don't Worry i can comform with cakeMr.Mattress said:Dang it! Now I have to give you some disappointing news...The Night Shade said:
... Cookie Monster stole all the cookies...
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And if you wanna Pie, your too late, Krusty already threw it.
immediatly turn around look behind them then with a scared shitless way yell "O'holy f*cking shit nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" they say "what you scared to die!" them luaghing i yell "no that!!!!!" pointing behind them they turn i run
or
immediatly go nuts starting a miniacal luagh like a jockey only my creepy then lunge at one of them thering troat out with teeth then i turn to other guy and chase After HIM.
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immediatly go nuts starting a miniacal luagh like a jockey only my creepy then lunge at one of them thering troat out with teeth then i turn to other guy and chase After HIM.
Don't Worry i comform with Kebabs (let's see if you can follow that one right)Mr.Mattress said:Yeah, the Cake is a lie... Sorry....The Night Shade said:Don't Worry i can comform with cakeMr.Mattress said:Dang it! Now I have to give you some disappointing news...The Night Shade said:
... Cookie Monster stole all the cookies...
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And if you wanna Pie, your too late, Krusty already threw it.
"I'm allergic to bullets, bludgeons, fists and sharp things!"
It wouldn't save me, but atleast it wouldn't be a lie?
It wouldn't save me, but atleast it wouldn't be a lie?
Look at my watch and in a thick southern accent:
"Well wouldn't you know it boys, it's three o'clock. The ol' ball n' chain will have my supper ready in no less than 15 minutes. Now, I'd love if you could join me, but me ma's in town and she doesn't like your kind, she think's you're too rough fo' her middle class origins. I'll have to catch up with you later on, maybe grab a drink in the ol' local. We'll be seeing you boys, goodbye."
Given, it's more than one sentence, but it'll be some weird last words if'n it doesn't get me out of that bad situation.
"Well wouldn't you know it boys, it's three o'clock. The ol' ball n' chain will have my supper ready in no less than 15 minutes. Now, I'd love if you could join me, but me ma's in town and she doesn't like your kind, she think's you're too rough fo' her middle class origins. I'll have to catch up with you later on, maybe grab a drink in the ol' local. We'll be seeing you boys, goodbye."
Given, it's more than one sentence, but it'll be some weird last words if'n it doesn't get me out of that bad situation.
You are the almighty master of this thread.Leemaster777 said:
OT: I would probably pretend to start coughing violently, screaming "OH DEAR LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!?", hopefully feigning that I have some horrific disease, and run through them. If all works out, they'll run away from me and I can escape.
"Hey, Caboose, the guys that are threatning me are on our side, and want you to help them."
Most likely, Caboose would end up killing all of them for me.
(RvB fans will get this)
OR
"Requiescat en Pace" *activate Hidden Blades*
If there's one thing that Assassins' Creed has taught us, it's that any number of people seeking to rob or murder you can be easily dispatched with the help of a retractable wrist-blade!
OR
"Lemme make you an offer you can't refuse."
This ALWAYS ends badly for whoever's on the recieving end of this.
OR
"Have fun!" *throw Plasma Grenade*
Those are fun.
Most likely, Caboose would end up killing all of them for me.
(RvB fans will get this)
OR
"Requiescat en Pace" *activate Hidden Blades*
If there's one thing that Assassins' Creed has taught us, it's that any number of people seeking to rob or murder you can be easily dispatched with the help of a retractable wrist-blade!
OR
"Lemme make you an offer you can't refuse."
This ALWAYS ends badly for whoever's on the recieving end of this.
OR
"Have fun!" *throw Plasma Grenade*
Those are fun.
"If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine"..... Wait that wouldn't work.
How about "Look Bananas, Everywhere!!!"
How about "Look Bananas, Everywhere!!!"
