one sentence to save your life.

[Tsunimo]

As a few people have said before me.
The insane approach always works.
I would start laughing insanely, fall on the ground, drool and start slamming my head into the ground. They might go away then, or they might stay and watch me beat myself to death.
Either way it'll make a good story for someone.

 

[Heroes and Cons]

I think it's only fair to warn you, this area is surrounded by 130 Black Op snipers...
Would you believe two dozen Delta Force commandos...?
How about Chuck Norris with a BB Gun?

 

[newfoundsky]

You idiots! You think this is the real Quaid!? *1...2...3* IT IS! NYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

You idiots! This is not me; you've cornered my stunt double!

 

[mike141]

Oh my god what is that!!!

or

is that a brickwall behind you!

or if they are dumb

before you kill me i have something to tell you...you droped your pocket

 

[spacecowboy86]

"If you kill me, you won't be able to stop my friend in time." that sentence will at the very least cause him to stop and think if they found my friend or not, who, of course, probably doesn't exist.

 

[MazzaTheFirst]

Damn, all the Monkey Island quotes have been used.

I guess maybe something like, "Oh look over there, there is a badger with a gun do you see him? Surely he is going to kill us a-* Then I would proceed to leg it.

Or, "TWO X EQUALS TEN, SOLVE FOR X!" You'd be surprised how much you can interrupt a persons focus by throwing simple maths at them.

 

[MostlyHarmless]

"Don't kill me; I know where my towel is!"

I suppose if I were being killed by someone who knows sci-fi, that would work.

 

[Donttazemehbro]

I would yell LOOK A DISTRACTION and point in the opposite direction.

 

[Radoh]

The jokes on you, you'll never find the treasure as I've already drank the poison.

 

[SpaceSpork]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

 

[Lilani]

"What the hell is that?!" Marty McFly style.

 

[neoontime]

"You idiots!" I then point behind them. "Don't you see that I'm getting away".
Then I disappear saying "It was an optical illusion."

 

[XxSummonerxX]

sudo commit suicide.

 

[FogHornG36]

I would stick my hands in my shirt and go "OHHHH I'VE GOT GIRL BOOBS"
or
"Don't threaten me with a good time!"

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Strike me down and I'll become more powerful than you can imagine.

That'll mess with their heads.

 

[II2]

Whoa, WHOA! Be cool man - it was THAT GUY *fingers*