one sentence to save your life.

[imongoose]

"how did you fall for that? really? poor bastard... "
followed by early onset pseudo-stockholm syndrome maybe.

or, in reality, "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA@#!@#@#$"

 

[Flauros]

Hahhahahaha, You think this is the real Flauros?

 

[Nexus4]

"fuck you"

 

[Blackflame140]

(Lift finger and point) He did it.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

"Before I die, it needs to be said that one of you four is in fact working for the other side"
Then take a walk out of the place as they bicker.
If that doesn't work, pull out photoshopped pictures of them. Should help

 

[Paksenarrion]

"That was fun! Ok, now *you guys* run."

 

[icyfresh]

DONT. DO IT... ILL PHONE CHILDRENS AID

 

[EGtodd09]

Panic! Chaos! What is this!?
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It certainly slowed me down.

 

[Lawllerskater]

Don't kill me.


C'mon guys, it's an easy question.

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

it's cliche but, "you wouldn't hit a man with glasses would you??"

 

[megamabu]

"I own a horse." and then they just leave.

 

[Kakashi on crack]

I throw my sweetroll up in the air to distract them, so that I may get an advantage.

lawl morrowind reference

Hmm, personally? I'd say "Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was, a salted!" and while they are looking at me like "WTF?" I'd groin em and run.

 

[Leg End]

"Come at me bro."

Fucking bring it you human waste, I can destroy you with a snap of mah fingah. >.>

 

[Saelune]

You will kill me with your sword...

 

[utopaline]

DON'T SHOOT!!!!!!

 

[Ghengis John]

I throw my sweetroll up in the air to distract them, so that I may get an advantage.

This was my first thought and deserves so much praise.

 

[The Heik]

Alright, so say you're running away from generic bad guys, now you're up against the wall, you have time to say on sentence to save you whether by buying you time, confusing them, distracting them or convincing them not to fight.

So, what is it?

I'd take out a generic looking object, and say it's a dead-man trigger for a bomb on my person, and if they shoot me, they die too. That should either make them run or give me a second to run myself

 

[HeySeansOnline]

"BIG O! ACTION!"

And if they don't get covered in rubble as a mech appears from the ground I'd just go with ...

"I'm rubber and you're glue! What bounces off of me splatters your skull across the pavement!"

 

[flacmcfae]

pull out my phone and take their picture, or just start crying. No one wants to shoot a blubbering fat guy