One thing all gamers should know.

[MechaBlue]

There is nothing wrong with "casual" gamers. No, seriously, why is that even an insult?

 

[Deadyawn]

Barrels explode. In every game, barrels explode. If there are multiple kinds of barrels it is the red ones that will explode.

As long as you're under the wieght limit, even if it's by a fraction, you can run around free as the wind. As soon as you go over it by, for example, picking a flower, you must walk.

Bottomless pits not only exist but are extremely common.

If you just got a new piece of equipment expect it to solve every puzzle in the immediate vicinity.

HOLD B TO RUN

Barter is a worthless skill, never use it.

Headshots deal increased damage.

If you want paul to live DON'T GO OUT THE WINDOW

Steal Everything. It's worth it.

PRESS X TO NOT DIE

Have fun.

 

[JochemHippie]

Everyone who wants to label himself as a gamer should atleast know about the cake.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.

 

[SweetNess_666]

It's only a game bro chill

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

If you like something popular you are WRONG and FUELLING BAD GAMES TO BE MADE.

In addition to the above if you hate something popular you are always wrong, will never have a good argument as you why you think it is bad, a troll, a hipster or a sheep.

Also if you ever become a fan of Valve learn to work on Valve time and not GMT.

 

[CyanideSandwich]

Your webcam is not your friend. Cover it's probing gaze.

Elaborate?

There are illegal programs that let other people monitor you through your webcam. It's unlikely to actually happen to me, but I don't like it to be uncovered unless I need it.

Oh damn, now I'm paranoid.. I don't download illegal programs (I think) so I guess I'm safe, but I think I'll duct-tape my webcam from now on just to be sure.

 

[Angelblaze]

You should not pursue Lu Bu.

So true....I killed him once actually, but it took me a literal 45 minutes and 8 times of running away to kill that cockroach-y spear wielding pixelated jerk! >_<

 

[battle_otter]

If the game is based on a movie, chances are it will be a crappy game

 

[Mojo]

Dont F**k with Aria.
Also: Expect bugs and imbalance. always

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

If you play games on a console it doesn't make you inferior to anyone who plays games on PC.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Just because I play my pokeymans does NOT make me a fucking weaboo.

So shut up and let me play my bloody pokeymans!

 

[CD-R]

Warhammer 40k is not a ripoff of Starcraft. Starcraft is a ripoff of Warhammer 40k.

 

[Redryhno]

Games you build up in your head will always, always dissapoint you.

Yes, instead, tear them down so that you can be overjoyed at what they really are. works every time

 

[CardinalPiggles]

Games you build up in your head will always, always dissapoint you.

Pretty sure that's not true, Portal 2 blew me away, and I loved Portal 1.

Games you build up in your head will almost always dissapoint you.

That's better.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

You can like more than one game from a genre. You can also like more than one genre. You can also like PC, Xbox and PS3. It is surprising how many people don't know this.

Pretty much what he said. You don't have to limit yourselves to one gaming platform people, unless finances dictate. And even if you can't afford the other platforms you don't have to go slamming them because you can't afford them. And aside from financial reasons I can't imagine why one would limit oneself to just one platform.

Labeling a game as "casual" because it's accessible to people who've never played a video game before is a stupid idea. I could call most Call of Duty players 'casuals' because they never expand their horizons past it.

I also second this too. Can the elitist attitude already.

if your spending more then five minutes complaining about something you didn't have to buy, you need to look at you self in the mirror

And punch yourself in the face.

 

[370999]

Oh this is fun

Just because you like it doesn't mean it's good/ just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's bad. You are allowed to enjoy crud and you won't always love great games as they just aren't your taste

There are always cycles of genres being in vogue. At the moment it's the shooter, earlier the cartoon platformer.

Money is king. Most important of all.

 

[Fenra]

Baseless hate for supposed "bad games" is equal to baseless praise for supposed "good games"

Reason, polite discussion and valid points will get your opinion across far better than broad sweeping statements and rage

Unless proven otherwise, everything you say is your opinion, nothing more, and your opinon has no greater worth than anothers opinion

Being polite and courteous online will make your experience so much better (if only everyone did this)