One Thing I've Learned from Movies is....

[Liam1390]

Never turn the camera on, it's a proven fact that bad things will happen when the camera is turned on.

 

[Quaxar]

As long as you are attractive, you will suceed in any endevour, either pratical, realistic or fantastical

But you'll be the first to get killed and won't be able to flee without constantly falling.

 

[The_Graff]

for those suitably badassed the laws of chemistry, biology, physics and even basic logic are mere suggestions.

 

[googleit6]

Always go for the eyes. Or groin.
Do not split up.
After the chaos, there will always be one, last attack/scare. Be aware of it, and stay away from it.
Don't be a hero unless you are the main character.

**Edit: If you don't see them die, they aren't dead.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

If your gonna do something good, never do it for free

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Check the backseat.

There is no cookie for the reference, but the sense of satisfaction shall make up for it... haha, of course it won't, I'm shitting you. Just take a guess.

EDIT: It's a bit obvious so I'll post something else too:

Germans, Nazis or otherwise, are always evil.

 

[FinalDream]

One Thing I've Learned from Horror Movies is....


That people in horror movies never display common sense. e.g.

There might be a crazy killer after us but splitting up so we can wander around alone in the dark seems like a good idea. There is no way a killer can creep up on just one of us!

Huh, whats that strange noise? I think the best thing would be to investigate and totally not walk into a trap!

That is why i cannot watch horror movies.

 

[Rachel317]

If you are the protagonist and female, for the love of GOD do not have sex with anyone. Being a virgin will define your success or failure in trying to stay alive.
If you are male...you're going to die either way, so you may as well be a total "playa".

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

This applies to pretty much anything. DA MAIN CHARACTER NEVER DIES!!! (until maybe the final scene/episode)

 

[The Bum]

The ulgy/akward/stupid/all of the above always get the sexy girl

 

[tunnel b1]

The good looking people always die first.As an ugo that bodes well for me if i'm ever in a horror movie.

 

[Fenreil]

Never, ever, split up. Also, install some working lights in dark parts of buildings.

 

[Hollock]

I learned that if you have Marcellous Wallaces wife ODing in you back seat, all you need to do is shoot an adrenaline shot into her heart. And you have to stab hard, and only once.

 

[the Dept of Science]

Never tell me the odds.

Unless the odds are a million to one, because then you will definately make it.

If the music seems too ominous, run.

Spoiler

 

[the Dept of Science]

Sorry... double post. (why is there no delete button?)

 

[Free Thinker]

"Does he look like a *****?" or, "English ************! Do you speak it?"

 

[RheynbowDash]

Stand perfectly still!
[small]Their vision is based on movement...[/small]

where is your avatar from? its hillarious!

 

[Fraught]

"Does he look like a *****?" or, "English ************! Do you speak it?"

So what exactly did you learn here?

 

[KeyMaster45]

If you play a handheld, randomly tap the buttons like theres a game in it, even if there isnt.

(A cookie if you can name a movie where this has happened.)

surf ninjas If I'm right, the kid had a sega (something or other) that could predict the future.

OT: Get the villain to divulge his master plan to you and you've got all the time you need to rig up that explosive device.

That sound you heard? It was something regardless what your dirty wilderness guide says.

All mad scientists have german or russian in their family heritage.

When someone predicts something bad will happen in the future don't try to stop it cause odds are you'll end up causing it.

Sean Conory always gets the lady cause...fuck its Sean f'ing Conory.

The mean looking bodyguard on steroids has no testicles so kicking him there won't work.