Outrageous lies that your friends/family believed...
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ok sense I'm board here I go: I wouldent say that this one is not really a lie but an impression; I like to give the impression that I'm mentaly unstable, my friends know that i'm just messing around but other people tend to think that i'm the kid that sits in the darkened corner about to snap and go crazy. For me this is kinda fun, in fact that is why most of the bullies are afraid of me which is awsome. But 2 months ago I moved to Colorado so no-one knows my legacy...
My friends all believe that I could secretly be a drug kingpin and a crimelord. it is rather amuzing actually.
My brother and I are often referred to by our last name. When my brother was in grade 12, he managed to convince one of his teachers that our last name was his first name and vice versa. His whole class played along; he claimed that it was an error that had been there ever since Kindergarten and he'd just never gotten around to changing it. He kept this going right up until "meet the teacher night" in December.
Best lie was getting my dad to believe the car my mom gave me didn't work. I traded up from a 98 Ford Taurus to an 08 Civic (my favorite car).
Aww don't leave us hanging!....unless that is a lie....my brain hurts.Gxas post=18.74683.842302 said:
Most of my friends/co-workers have learned that ny now most everything I say is complete and utter nonsense, but whenever we get new people at work it's open season. I've convinced people that I am a foreign exchange student or that I have a very severe lisp that I can only hide while talking to customers (as to not frighten them). The most fun is seeing how long I can keep them believing me, I had a girl believe I was Jewish for 6 months the only reason I was caught is because she saw me in Church one day.
I don't always say Apologies Abound. I've been known to say "Apologies for the confusion" "Apologies for your inevetable falure," "Apologies! Fresh Apologies! Get 'em while they're hot!" and "Apologies? You don't need need no shtinkin apoloiges! They only hold you down, see?"Clairaudient post=18.74683.842515 said:
Apologies for the confusion. See, I just did it again!
"No, I'm not an atheist!"
I've actually went back on that and said that I really have been all along, but my grandfather still thinks I'm a good Christian boy.
"My aunt's having a baby in Oklahoma City, I can't attend rehearsal tonight, Mr. Marching Band Director!" Apparently my aunt's had about six babies in two months in Oklahoma City, and it still works...
I've actually went back on that and said that I really have been all along, but my grandfather still thinks I'm a good Christian boy.
"My aunt's having a baby in Oklahoma City, I can't attend rehearsal tonight, Mr. Marching Band Director!" Apparently my aunt's had about six babies in two months in Oklahoma City, and it still works...
*cracks fingers* I'm liking this thread. Stand aside and let the master tell the tales. I could literally go on all night. I am terrified of ever getting married, because I have so many stories from my childhood that my reception will be more of a roast. Just to give you a taster...
Since we're limited to lies, I'll tell you about the time in Grade 8. Our public school was putting on a performance of Guys and Dolls. I auditioned to for it, but my singing voice wasn't great (puberty screws up your alto tones, let me tell you). They told me I could be in the show, but I would basically be an extra. It was around this time that I had bought my Gameboy and Pokemon Red, so I had better things to do. However, my parents were pretty anti-video games, and didn't let me play it until they got home. But, since I told them I was in the show, they let me have my gameboy so that I could play with it when I "wasn't on stage during rehearsals". Who was I to turn down this opportunity? Catching 'em all waits for no man! They didn't find out until about two weeks before the show, when my brother busted me.
**EDIT** More stories of my childhood sins can follow if you're interested. If you throw open the floodgates and let me tell embarrasing stories about myself, it will be hillarious (and good practice for a hypothetical future wedding reception/roast).
Since we're limited to lies, I'll tell you about the time in Grade 8. Our public school was putting on a performance of Guys and Dolls. I auditioned to for it, but my singing voice wasn't great (puberty screws up your alto tones, let me tell you). They told me I could be in the show, but I would basically be an extra. It was around this time that I had bought my Gameboy and Pokemon Red, so I had better things to do. However, my parents were pretty anti-video games, and didn't let me play it until they got home. But, since I told them I was in the show, they let me have my gameboy so that I could play with it when I "wasn't on stage during rehearsals". Who was I to turn down this opportunity? Catching 'em all waits for no man! They didn't find out until about two weeks before the show, when my brother busted me.
**EDIT** More stories of my childhood sins can follow if you're interested. If you throw open the floodgates and let me tell embarrasing stories about myself, it will be hillarious (and good practice for a hypothetical future wedding reception/roast).
I convinced a couple of my employees that i was celibate. walked into my acting class one day and convinced everyone that my senior prom date was pregnant, and I might be the father. I also convinced a gullible friend that I got my ex girlfriend pregnant after we hooked back up for a few weeks (both lies). man i had her going for 2 weeks 
