Outrageous lies that your friends/family believed...

[TheDean]

Yes, i told some people god was real once

 

[dangerousdave_42]

well my brother was out doing some stupid crap I.E. vandalism and managed to almost sever his Achilles tendon when kicking out a window he ended up hobbling into the house at 4:00 in the morning shoe soaked in blood and in extreme pain and when she asked him what happened he said he slipped and fell on a broken beer bottle and she believed him

 

[N.K]

telling a friend of mines lil brother that im his father so i could use the single parent lie to pick up women

*High-five!*

I've stopped lying (somewhat) but some time ago I would basically lie to get attention, which looking back on it, was a dick move.

 

[Magnikai]

Yes, i told some people god was real once

So, basically 3.6 billion people in the world believe your 'lie'?

I don't why people keep bringing religion up....is it this overwhelming need to troll?

 

[Blind0bserver]

There was one girl I worked with that kinda looked like me. After talking for a while, we figured out that we were born on the exact same day AND she was adopted. Soon after that, we convinced everyone we worked with that we were, in fact, long-lost twins separated at birth. I even faked a blood test to confirm it.

 

[AwesomeHat]

I think I may actually be a compulsive liar. I did get away once with telling a friend I walked home from Cardiff, Wales - thats 156 miles. Physically a possibility, but if you knew me, you'd know there's absolutely no way I'd do it.

* Frankly, were I ever to end up in Wales with no way home, I'd consider walking along the motorway until I was arrested to see if it'd get me a free ride home.

 

[curlycrouton]

My friends all believe that I could secretly be a drug kingpin and a crimelord. it is rather amuzing actually.

Except....not.
The day people think you're a crimelord is the day I get to knock God out of his chair and boss about monks.
Good day.

 

[TheDean]

Yes, i told some people god was real once

So, basically 3.6 billion people in the world believe your 'lie'?

I don't why people keep bringing religion up....is it this overwhelming need to troll?

hahaha. It is a lie.
But seriously, the reason i bring it up is because it amuses me.

 

[Magnikai]

There was one girl I worked with that kinda looked like me. After talking for a while, we figured out that we were born on the exact same day AND she was adopted. Soon after that, we convinced everyone we worked with that we were, in fact, long-lost twins separated at birth. I even faked a blood test to confirm it.

That is...simply amazing...

Fine, hes a lie for you. The cake is the truth. Happy?

I lie to my little brother every time I see him, every time I call him my brother I lie. Hes my half-brother...I'm not sure how he'll take finding that one out