Outrageous lies that your friends/family believed...
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I feel so boring now....I feel the need to tell some outrageous lie somewhere so that I can contribute to this thread.
I'm just a very bad liar to start with.
I'm just a very bad liar to start with.
woah.... well i cant go into the more outrageous stuff, or the bigger ones (lets just say i am highly abnormal, have an abnormal family and i wouldnt be suprised to find out that i was grown in a tube) i got people to wear aluminum foil helmets because we have a wifi network and i had a bad cold. thats the wackiest one i think, there are others.
soooo... last year I was out dirt-bikeing by myself, (I usualy go out with my dad, sister, dad's friend's kids) So I was cruzing at about 65 MPH on a desert trail when all of a sudden I see what looks like a giant hole in the ground 5x5ft (abandioned mine shaft that no one put any barriers around). I noticed there was a ramp that looked like I could clear it (no chance of stoping or swerving anyway). So right as I got on the ramp, I floored it. Little did I know that the ramp sent me flying about 10 feet into the air, but I landed softly in some scrub. When I rode back into camp I was covered in dust, my halmat was scrached up, my chest guard cracked, and I had some hardcore bone bruises. So my fellow campers rushed me like I was a dieing puppy, they asked me what had happened, so I said: "I fell into a mine shaft, and spent 2 hours trying to get out". So the raingers following my directions set up a wire fence and posted a warning sign. And thats how my lie saved countless potental lives...
In a (successful) attempt to prove that my classmates could not use basic logic, I took advantage of my having to miss a day of school to go see some relatives. I asked for the homework for the day I'd be missing, and when someone asked why I wouldn't be in school, I told the obvious lie that I was moving to Wisconsin. Nobody could figure out that I was lying until I told them I told them "Why would I need the homework if I was moving?". They all felt like idiots afterwards.
I'm a bit of a compulsive liar too.
I once told a girl in my class that one of my mates had been run over by a taxi, then an ambulance came for him and accidentally also ran him over, then a road sign fell and crushed him!
She actually cried about his "death".
How I laughed.
I once told a girl in my class that one of my mates had been run over by a taxi, then an ambulance came for him and accidentally also ran him over, then a road sign fell and crushed him!
She actually cried about his "death".
How I laughed.
That I believe in God.
My mom would be pissed and probably not talk to me for a bit. While my dad wouldn't care.
My mom would be pissed and probably not talk to me for a bit. While my dad wouldn't care.
telling a friend of mines lil brother that im his father so i could use the single parent lie to pick up women
I told a friend that (some goofy name) invented the wormhole and he believed me, to my horror. The worst part is I did the same thing to another friend later, and HE believed it too. To date the only responses I've heard are "really?" or "what's a wormhole?"
When I was 14 or so on a camping trip I got a bloody toe injury while riding my bike. I don't remember exactly how I got it, except I was going down a paved road down hill while wearing open toed sandals. Somehow, my toe touched the moving road and I lost about a square inch of skin to it. When I returned home, I figured I could take advantage of a parent's reaction to bloody injuries and convince them something outrageous but somewhat plausible. Once my mom saw the bloody toe, I fed her the lie that when I was riding my bike I almost ran over a squirrel. The squirrel didn't have time to run, so out of desperation it lunged for the closest thing it could bite, my toe. So yes, I told her I was savagely om nomed by a wild squirrel. I didn't keep the fib up for long, so I don't really know if she genuinely believed me or not.
The thing about makeing a good lie is
1) It needs to be believeable, if not you need really, really stupid people.
2) keep it realistic, something that could happen
3) don't get excited when telling it, give them the story but keep it shallow. if asked for datails make some up.
4) don't go telling everyone you know as quickly as possible, let it spread like a STD.
5) keep it semple, remember the details, keep the story consistent so that if two idiots who you told the story to run into eachother while questioning you, your in the clear.
6) Never try to "sell" your story, so dont try to convence them it happened because it "did".
7) If you have a trustworthey friend, ask him to help you out.
I hope this proves helpful to you...
1) It needs to be believeable, if not you need really, really stupid people.
2) keep it realistic, something that could happen
3) don't get excited when telling it, give them the story but keep it shallow. if asked for datails make some up.
4) don't go telling everyone you know as quickly as possible, let it spread like a STD.
5) keep it semple, remember the details, keep the story consistent so that if two idiots who you told the story to run into eachother while questioning you, your in the clear.
6) Never try to "sell" your story, so dont try to convence them it happened because it "did".
7) If you have a trustworthey friend, ask him to help you out.
I hope this proves helpful to you...
Last year I was absent from school for a few days. I had come down with a nasty cold. My friend texts me and asks where I was at. Well, I decided to have some fun with her. I told her that three of my friends (one extremely wealthy) and myself decided to hop on the flight to Japan the previous night and that I was currently drunk off my ass on sake while bar hopping.
She denies to this day that she believed me, but the texts she sent me prove otherwise. :]
She denies to this day that she believed me, but the texts she sent me prove otherwise. :]
Well done, well done. I pulled a few capers in junior high school, and I could lie out of every situation. I was just a kid, but I was a smart one. Dangerous combination. The Vice Principal was like my nemesis, but I never got in any real trouble. Years later, his spouse told me that even when I looked guilty, I was so convincing that he could never be sure if I was innocent or just a good liar. For the record, not once was I innocent. When I was in his office, it was for a damn good reason. But I never got busted.juandonde post=18.74683.842981 said:
EDIT: I suppose I shouldn't compliment Satan...
I had my niece believing if you plant dog fur a dog plant would grow. She dug a hole put the neighbor's dog, Willow's shedded fur into it, covered it up, patted it down lovingly and takes care of that spot to this day. Ironically some flowers did come up there, no dogs though. Ha ha
