Pancakes!

[Daystar Clarion]

I think you had some typos Daystar, let me fix that for you:

Pictured: REAL Pancakes

Pictured: crepes, the brits stole them from the French but wanted to use an english name so they didn't have to admit French cooking was better than British

Where I come from, these are call pikelets.

I too, think American/Canadian pancakes have a striking resembelence to pikelets.

They're like crumpets, but not nearly as good.

Real pancakes do in fact seem to be pretty close to pikelets in ingredients and look. However, real pancakes are served with a bit of butter (optional) and real maple syrup.

The poor or less refined may substitute fake maple syrup or some sort of fruit slop but you can't blame them when they grew up in places where white flower+water+pepper is called gravy.

Real pancakes are however nothing like crumpets in look, texture, toppings, or preparation method. I believe crumpets are just unrefined English Muffins

We beat the French enough times to earn the right to steal their food for our own.

That's what wars are about, you know. Not politics, but food ownership.

Damn it, I'll eat British when you limeys finally call chips by their proper name, french fries!

We do call fries, fries.

Chips and fries are not the same thing.

Spoiler

These are chips

Spoiler

These are french fries


Chips are a manly food for manly men.

Fries are inferior in their manliness and are of course, french.

Both of those are versions of fries.

Listen here sunshine, we invented the chip, we can call it whatever we want.

 

[ChildishLegacy]

Syrup and treacle... just so much syrup and treacle... the sugar... THE SUGAR.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Syrup and treacle... just so much syrup and treacle... the sugar... THE SUGAR.

That's why we eat them only once a year.

Everyone would be diabetic otherwise.

 

[Crazy]

Rainbow pancakes are best pancakes, no matter what you say.

Pictured: Rainbow pancakes

 

[Lucem712]

you can't prove I'm not, don't try googling me, I'm an underground food critic, I'm like a ninja, a food ninja

Damn you, that made me laugh.

OT: My one true regret in life is never knowing the true joy of a pancake of the non-colonial variety. These rebel hotcakes will never do! Although, we have tortillas...So, I guess that makes it even. ( At least where I'm from in the states )


Are those even letters??

 

[SycoMantis91]

Pictured: not pancakes. Replacement door stops

Who ever said these were pancakes?

Where I come from, these are call pikelets.

I too, think American/Canadian pancakes have a striking resembelence to pikelets.

They're like crumpets, but not nearly as good.

It is true. We americans do refer to our door stops and coasters as "pancakes" whereas your mouth-watering, but oddly phallus-shaped godsends of goodness are "crepes". And I shall continue to refer to them as such as to not confuse my simple american brain.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Rainbow pancakes are best pancakes, no matter what you say.

Pictured: Rainbow pancakes

You know that 'great evil' I was on about?

Yeah, that abomination pretty much sums up what it is.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Pictured: not pancakes. Replacement door stops

Who ever said these were pancakes?

Where I come from, these are call pikelets.

I too, think American/Canadian pancakes have a striking resembelence to pikelets.

They're like crumpets, but not nearly as good.

It is true. We americans do refer to our door stops and coasters as "pancakes" whereas your mouth-watering, but oddly phallus-shaped godsends of goodness are "crepes". And I shall continue to refer to them as such as to not confuse my simple american brain.

Phallus shaped?

I'd hate to think what kind of pancakes you've been eating to get that impression...

 

[ChildishLegacy]

Syrup and treacle... just so much syrup and treacle... the sugar... THE SUGAR.

That's why we eat them only once a year.

Everyone would be diabetic otherwise.

The London marathon should be after pancake day, I feel like I could fucking sprint to Scotland right now. Goodbye any hope of sleeping tonight.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

We beat the French enough times to earn the right to steal their food for our own.

That's what wars are about, you know. Not politics, but food ownership.

lol, ok, you win that one.

Listen here sunshine, we invented the chip, we can call it whatever we want.

lol. Well you invented it but we perfected them.

Yeah, not really...the shoestring ones really aren't as good.

Ok fine, you win again.

What...

You mean I just 'win'?

No, no, this never happens.

I'm watching you.

 

[Hal10k]

Real men eat waffles.

The only food so badass that the guy who invented them couldn't eat them.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Real men eat waffles.

The only food so badass that the guy who invented them couldn't eat them.

*brofist*

Waffles > Pancakes.

Compartments that hold the syrup FTW!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Real men eat waffles.

The only food so badass that the guy who invented them couldn't eat them.

*brofist*

Waffles > Pancakes.

Compartments that hold the syrup FTW!

You

Yes, you.

You always come to my threads and leave your negative comments and bring the whole atmosphere down.

[HEADING=1]Mum, Redlin is ruining everything![/HEADING]

 

[Jedamethis]

You should got some pancake mix

You...you...but. Mix?!
Good god man! Buying mix is stereotypically what the Americans do because they can't cook!

It is true. We americans do refer to our door stops and coasters as "pancakes" whereas your mouth-watering, but oddly phallus-shaped godsends of goodness are "crepes". And I shall continue to refer to them as such as to not confuse my simple american brain.

Phallus shaped?

I'd hate to think what kind of pancakes you've been eating to get that impression...

Well looking at your pictures I could see that looking like a soft and uncircumcised body part. Hmm... I wonder if that's why brits enjoy eating them so much.

They don't usually look like that picture. Mine certainly don't. And I like to fold them up into parcels and eat them all in one go like the disgusting child that I am...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

Spoiler: Oh, I know the UK has produced great things.

Waffles just isn't one of those things.

[sub][sub][sub]I've never particularly liked Pancakes when compared to the god tier breakfast warrior that is the waffle.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

I say 'mix' as short hand for eggs flour and milk.

 

[Hal10k]

You

Yes, you.

You always come to my threads and leave your negative comments and bring the whole atmosphere down.

[HEADING=1]Mum, Redlin is ruining everything![/HEADING]

If you can't stand the heat, get off the griddle, Daystar. We're throwing down right here, right now. Waffles vs. pancakes. Your uncouth syrup sponges versus our exquisite works of refined batter engineering. It's like eating the very concept of industrial irrigation.