what is this i dont even
*sigh*
Give me a minute here...
*massages forehead to ward off migraine*
...You know, there comes a time in every person's life where they come across something so stupid, so mindnumbingly ignorant, so time-and-space-warpingly dense that its defiance of all logic and reasoning bends the very fabric of reality around on itself, and creates a paradox wherein the simple act of reading that, and trying in vain to comprehend such an unconstrained avalanche of pure, undiluted dumb actually makes your brain collapse in on itself because it honestly can't grapple with the complete and utter absence of intelligence in the words your brain has just tried to decipher.
The Parents Television Council has just given me that moment. Their claims are so wallbangingly, facepalm inducingly mindless that they have literally short circuited my brain.
I have to go lie down now.