Pathetic Superpowers

[Dreey]

We all know about the awesome superpower like flying, superstrength and so on. But what would be bad superpowers to have?
Personally I think that something you couldn't turn off would be bad. Like constantly being heavily magnetized, making you stick to cars, having random items stick to you. Things like Knives, watches and wallets.

 

[axia777]

Aqua-Man. /Thread. Nuff said.

 

[Jedoro]

Being able to extend your nails at will.

And that being your only power

 

[Radeonx]

Whatever aquaman has and whatever Robin doesnt. Two worst "heros" ever are those two.

This, and Batman. He is the same as Robin, just bigger and is more full of himself.

 

[Amnestic]

Jubilee from Marvel. Watch out guys! I'm going to make sparkles!

This, and Batman. He is the same as Robin, just bigger and is more full of himself.

Batman's not a superhero, he's just a Hero. He's not got any superpowers.

 

[Orca87]

Jubilee from Marvel. Watch out guys! I'm going to make sparkles!

Noooo... Ninja'd!

 

[madcap2112]

Meltman, with the power to...melt! "Action League Now", anybody?

 

[HT_Black]

Recently, a guy named 'Haymaker' debuted in Spider-man: The short Halloween, in which he is openly recognized as one of the most pathetic villains ever.

He controls straw.

STRAW.

That's all that need be said.

 

[axia777]

I want to add Plastic Man and Mr. Fantastic. They are both super lame.

 

[rhyno435]

I've said this before and I'll say it again. The power of sarcasm (can't turn it off). Everything you say is sarcastic, whether you mean it or not.

 

[darkless]

Jubilee from Marvel. Watch out guys! I'm going to make sparkles!

Jubilee has complete control over light that means if she try's she could shoot lasers, not many people know this because well...they aren't all as sad as I am

"Jubilee had the mutant power to generate bright bursts of multi-colored energy plasmoids from her fingertips. She referred to these globules as "fireworks." The globules obeyed her mental control, traveling where she directed them, arranging themselves in balls, streamers, and other shapes, and exploding when she wished. The strength of the energy varies in degrees of power and intensity, and could range from a multitude of colorful sparkles capable of temporarily blinding a person to a powerful detonation capable of smashing objects and destroying property, or a precision burst inside a human brain, simulating the effects of a massive stroke. Jubilee could absorb the fireworks back into her own body without harm."

Yeah...realy watch out she will get ya.

Super strength other than knocking stuff over and hitting people it is completely useless you cant push anything with it cant lift anything with it and you cant catch anything with it either.

 

[Radeonx]

Whatever aquaman has and whatever Robin doesnt. Two worst "heros" ever are those two.

This, and Batman. He is the same as Robin, just bigger and is more full of himself.

Whoa there you cant hate on batman like that! .

Oh, no no no. I hate all DC characters except for a select few. Mainly Green Lantern. I grew up all Marvel, but even if I liked DC I'd still hate Batman.

 

[Blackadder51]

Recently, a guy named 'Haymaker' debuted in Spider-man: The short Halloween, in which he is openly recognized as one of the most pathetic villains ever.

He controls straw.

STRAW.

That's all that need be said.

Now that is sad,

OT: SHIT, i forgot, ill edit it in later if i remember

 

[Lyri]

Mad paint skills there.

Edit: Dammit, I got ninja'd whilst making the damn badge.
I'm leaving it in there anyway >.>

 

[the protaginist]

Being able to extend your nails at will.

And that being your only power

Do i get a cookie for the family guy reference?

anyway, aquaman.

 

[Amnestic]

Jubilee from Marvel. Watch out guys! I'm going to make sparkles!

Jubilee has complete control over light that means if she try's she could shoot lasers, not many people know this because well...they aren't all as sad as I am

"Jubilee had the mutant power to generate bright bursts of multi-colored energy plasmoids from her fingertips. She referred to these globules as "fireworks." The globules obeyed her mental control, traveling where she directed them, arranging themselves in balls, streamers, and other shapes, and exploding when she wished. The strength of the energy varies in degrees of power and intensity, and could range from a multitude of colorful sparkles capable of temporarily blinding a person to a powerful detonation capable of smashing objects and destroying property, or a precision burst inside a human brain, simulating the effects of a massive stroke. Jubilee could absorb the fireworks back into her own body without harm."

Yeah...realy watch out she will get ya.

Super strength other than knocking stuff over and hitting people it is completely useless you cant push anything with it cant lift anything with it and you cant catch anything with it either.

It would be good if I'd ever seen her use anything beyond the colourful sparkles. Being able to stimulate a massive stroke at will is hardcore, but I don't think I've ever seen her do that.

 

[Jedoro]

Being able to extend your nails at will.

And that being your only power

Do i get a cookie for the family guy reference?

anyway, aquaman.

Of course you do *gives cookie*