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Harold Donchee

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How about Rogue from X-men? Her power is pretty much just mooching off everybody elses powers. Sure it would have its uses but your friends would probably get tired of you sucking the life out of them.
 

ScarlettRage

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xmetatr0nx said:
emwhite123 said:
Batman.
sorry guys
Another one, he doesnt claim to have super powers though! lol im totaly fanboying batman here.
im not say i dont like him, but that he does not have awesome powers

na na na na na na na na na BATMAN! :D
 

Sigel

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xmetatr0nx said:
Whatever aquaman has and whatever Robin doesnt. Two worst "heros" ever are those two.
Damn, ninja'd.
What really is stupid is that my husband defends and like Aquaman. WTF?? The guy talks to fish, and is about as useful as a rock in a lock locked state or country. Oh and also worst costume ever.
 

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emwhite123 said:
Amnestic said:
emwhite123 said:
xmetatr0nx said:
emwhite123 said:
Batman.
sorry guys
Another one, he doesnt claim to have super powers though! lol im totaly fanboying batman here.
im not say i dont like him, but that he does not have awesome powers
He doesn't have any powers.
i KNOW that
So he doesn't really belong in a Superpowers thread, which is kinda my point.

That's like saying I have pathetic superpowers.
 

gigastrike

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Island said:
xmetatr0nx said:
Whatever aquaman has and whatever Robin doesnt. Two worst "heros" ever are those two.
i know that aquaman not having cool powers is a running joke, but he actually has a lot of cool powers. he has super strength, breathing underwater, he has a hand made of water and can make it solid like steal into any weapon shape he wants, he's telepathic and not just with under water creatures, he can drain all the fluid out of someones body just by touching them which kills them instantly, he can shoot beams of scalding or freezing water at people, hes not effected by any type of magic, and he can create portals to other dimensions, and he has a healing ability.

im not a big aquaman fan myself, but i still think hes got a lot of cool powers and that shows like robotchicken just make fun of him because they dont know what their talking about.
I never saw him do half of that in Justice League.

Edit: portals to other dimentions? Link please.
 

joystickjunki3

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How bout that one black girl from Heroes who had muscle memorization? Her power kinda sucked compared to the others.
 

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The power of super strength but that doesn't include the passive ability of keeping your ground. So you pick up an elephant and you fall through the ground.

Or Invincibility with the passive ability of shock absorb. so you survive the rocket in the nuts but you get blasted all the way to China.

This one character in this one game whose power was to warn people when Spring arrives. I forgot the game but I always called her The human Calendar! Nah nah nah naaaah!
 

Cortheya

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I want to add Plastic Man and Mr. Fantastic. They are both super lame.
I'M MR. FANTASTIC I CAN EXTEND MYSELF TO......oh I don't know....SLAP THE BAD GUYS. YEAHHHH
 

Dr Ampersand

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Oh God yes! I'm not ninja'd!

Anyway let's run down through the group Section 8 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_8_(comics)].
  • Sixpack can beat people up with broken liquor bottles and he is really drunk except anyone can do this so he fails.

    Bueno Excellente is perverted though his enemies could easily ignore that or not care so he also fails.

    The Defenestrator defenestrates except people can do this though depending on how you feel, the fact that he carries around a window all of the time might make you think he's a cool superhero.

    Dogwelder can weld dead dogs onto people which could result in a traumatic experience and though it's pretty cool he's still a bad superhero.

    Friendly Fire is a super hero who can shoot bolts of energy...except he only shoots them at his own teammates.

    Jean de Baton Baton can give savage beatings with a baton and can blind people. He's probably decent assuming he could incapacitate people in his beatings which I'm not sure of.

    Flemgem can blind and suffocate people with his phlegm which is kinda useful as he could probably defeat people so he isn't that bad.

    And finally Shakes just upsets people with himself shaking so he is horrible.
 

johnzaku

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How about, the power to deactivate other powers. In a world where everyone's normal?