Pathetic Superpowers

[The Blue Mongoose]

Ant man. His power? He's tiny. Like an ant.

 

[arcstone]

The ability to see two seconds into the future.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

The power to see every danger that's going to happen to you right before it happens, while you see it you space out so you are too late to evade it.

 

[arcstone]

The power to spontaneously combust? You'd die.

VOLTORBMAN!


...sorry, I just had to.

 

[ohellynot]

Being able to extend your nails at will.

And that being your only power

I think meg had that in an episode of family guy where the all gained super powers, in a "writen by the fans episode"
also meat vision

Yeah, that's where I got it from, someone already claimed the cookie.

But meat vision, I dunno... turn dirt into some tasty noms...

avtually it brings it into existance, like a topside of beef will just appaer midair.
hang on this might be quite good, unless your a member of PETA

 

[Rusty Bucket]

If you go down the scientific route, invisibiltiy is utterly useless. When you go invisible, light either goes round or through you, rather than bouncing off so other people can see you. If light is going round you, it's not going into your eyes. You can't see.

 

[RobCoxxy]

The power to spontaneously combust? You'd die.

VOLTORBMAN!


...sorry, I just had to.

Que?
Edit:
Oh ¬_¬ lol

 

[Lexodus]

Done to death already.

 

[Jedoro]

Being able to extend your nails at will.

And that being your only power

I think meg had that in an episode of family guy where the all gained super powers, in a "writen by the fans episode"
also meat vision

Yeah, that's where I got it from, someone already claimed the cookie.

But meat vision, I dunno... turn dirt into some tasty noms...

avtually it brings it into existance, like a topside of beef will just appaer midair.
hang on this might be quite good, unless your a member of PETA

See, it is a good power, whether you're hungry or want to make people cry.

I mean, PETA is out protesting, and you just make it rain beef on them. What's not to love?

 

[Soushi]

Crappy Powers:

1. Able to run really fast away from danger
2. Ability to comment on Youtube via mind powers
3. The ability to manipulate squirrils
4. The ability to project whatever you are thinking into other peoples heads, all of the time.

 

[Titanguy654]

A gay from Heroes had the ability to...........blow up and die.

 

[Mordwyl]

The power of heart.

/thread

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

have a nice day man

 

[arcstone]

The power to spontaneously combust? You'd die.

VOLTORBMAN!


...sorry, I just had to.

Que?
Edit:
Oh ¬_¬ lol

Yes.

 

[captain awesome 12]

Magneto, because he can be beaten by Plastic Man.

 

[captain awesome 12]

If you go down the scientific route, invisibiltiy is utterly useless. When you go invisible, light either goes round or through you, rather than bouncing off so other people can see you. If light is going round you, it's not going into your eyes. You can't see.

Damn you. You just made my head explode.

Edit: sorry for the double post.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Whatever aquaman has and whatever Robin doesnt. Two worst "heros" ever are those two.

This, and Batman. He is the same as Robin, just bigger and is more full of himself.

Gasp, how dare you sir, batman is the shiz-nit *slaps with white glove*

 

[veloper]

Immortality where you just cannot die, is the worst super power that classifies as a bonafide superpower.

The sun will burn out and everything else will go extinct well before that.

 

[Rusty Bucket]

If you go down the scientific route, invisibiltiy is utterly useless. When you go invisible, light either goes round or through you, rather than bouncing off so other people can see you. If light is going round you, it's not going into your eyes. You can't see.

Damn you. You just made my head explode.

Edit: sorry for the double post.

I wish i could claim credit for this. Prepare to have your mind blown 6 more times