Pathetic Superpowers

[Calobi]

To everyone mocking Aqauman: He has more than the ability to communicate with sea-life. He has a healing factor (not on par with Wolverine, but better than most other super heroes), resistance to heat and energy attacks, enhanced senses, super strength, super stamina, can take a lot of damage, general telepathy (although this is muted on most things besides sea-life), and one of his hands is made of magic water. Yea, magic water.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Meltman, with the power to...melt! "Action League Now", anybody?

ahhh, that takes me back...

 

[NeedAUserName]

Meltman, with the power to...melt! "Action League Now", anybody?

If you can melt any object thats not too bad... Or if you mean he melts, then again not too bad, as long as he can breathe in water... AquaMans pretty shit, so's The Thing just because so many superheroes have super strength, but they don't have to be rock.

 

[Lyri]

To everyone mocking Aqauman: He has more than the ability to communicate with sea-life. He has a healing factor (not on par with Wolverine, but better than most other super heroes), resistance to heat and energy attacks, enhanced senses, super strength, super stamina, can take a lot of damage, general telepathy (although this is muted on most things besides sea-life), and one of his hands is made of magic water. Yea, magic water.

Not orginally, he didn't.
He could just breathe underwater and talk to sealife, I think Aqualad is worse off than Aquaman too.
He can only breathe underwater.

 

[HonorableChairman]

What's that Batman villain with eyeballs on his fingers? That one.

And the first person to mention Clock King gets shot.

Meltman, with the power to...melt! "Action League Now", anybody?

This was the best thing.

 

[darkless]

Jubilee from Marvel. Watch out guys! I'm going to make sparkles!

Jubilee has complete control over light that means if she try's she could shoot lasers, not many people know this because well...they aren't all as sad as I am

"Jubilee had the mutant power to generate bright bursts of multi-colored energy plasmoids from her fingertips. She referred to these globules as "fireworks." The globules obeyed her mental control, traveling where she directed them, arranging themselves in balls, streamers, and other shapes, and exploding when she wished. The strength of the energy varies in degrees of power and intensity, and could range from a multitude of colorful sparkles capable of temporarily blinding a person to a powerful detonation capable of smashing objects and destroying property, or a precision burst inside a human brain, simulating the effects of a massive stroke. Jubilee could absorb the fireworks back into her own body without harm."

Yeah...realy watch out she will get ya.

Super strength other than knocking stuff over and hitting people it is completely useless you cant push anything with it cant lift anything with it and you cant catch anything with it either.

It would be good if I'd ever seen her use anything beyond the colourful sparkles. Being able to stimulate a massive stroke at will is hardcore, but I don't think I've ever seen her do that.

yeah i know she never really used her powers offensively in the old series but in some of the newer series she's appeared in she has, as stated by Xavier her power could eventually evolve to a point where she could split sub atomic particles at will...she could turn people into freaking nukes.

 

[Darth Pope]

This [http://omglists.blogfaction.com/article/101261/7-weird-superheros-who-wont-ever-hit-the-silver-screen-but-should/] should suffice.

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[Lord Beautiful]

Hawkgirl is just pathetic. Her powers are flying at 15 mph and swinging a mace. Oh wait, that's not all. She can also do both at once. Jesus Christ.

And why all the Batman hate? He's pretty much a wealthy playboy with ninja skills, awesome gadgets, and a badass suit (assuming we're not talking about his "spandex with underwear on the outside" get-up). What's not to love?

 

[axia777]

To everyone mocking Aqauman: He has more than the ability to communicate with sea-life. He has a healing factor (not on par with Wolverine, but better than most other super heroes), resistance to heat and energy attacks, enhanced senses, super strength, super stamina, can take a lot of damage, general telepathy (although this is muted on most things besides sea-life), and one of his hands is made of magic water. Yea, magic water.

Yah, DC knew that Aquaman was so lame that they had to rewrite the character.

 

[darkless]

And why all the Batman hate? He's pretty much a wealthy playboy with ninja skills, awesome gadgets, and a badass suit (assuming we're not talking about his "spandex with underwear on the outside" get-up). What's not to love?

Whats worse is they cant really say he has a shit super power because he doesn't have any at all

 

[ddon]

same with magnetizing only with leaves. i would not be able to see a damn!

 

[DeathArtist]

is this american superheroes only?
and since aquaman is overused, and batman doesnt technically have super powers i'll pick...


well, i think invisibility (just invisibility only) isnt that great, unless of course you use it for you own purposes or work for the government as an agent

 

[Debatra]

Meltman, with the power to...melt! "Action League Now", anybody?

Stinky Diver, a former navy commando with an attitude as bad as his odor!

 

[TankCopter]

The power to make pens work.

Please refer to David O'Doherty's 'Very Mild Superpowers' for moar.

 

[ScarlettRage]

Batman.
sorry guys

 

[Xanadu84]

Me and some friends had a conversation about this, and we came up with a few.

Telekenetic control over bread

The ability to open any locked door with extreme prejudice on the second try

Constant minty fresh breath

Of course, we came up with very legitimate uses for all of these powers, but they still would be downright embarrassing to have. Funny enough, the conversation naturally ended talking about how pathetic Aquaman was.

 

[MrBlackers]

Nah, Batman is cool. And I'd say the naked guy from "Action League Now" (or any of them lol). Oh! And maybe the Joker, I mean sure he is awesome, but does he really have any super powers but to be a deformed clown?

 

[madcap2112]

Meltman, with the power to...melt! "Action League Now", anybody?

Stinky Diver, a former navy commando with an attitude as bad as his odor!

The Flesh, he's super strong, and super naked!