People who think they are Vampires

[ProfessorLayton]

I'm pretty sure they know that they're not vampires. They're probably just doing it for attention like the people who marry inanimate objects. But who knows. Some people are just straight up crazy.

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

-My husband just happens to be a Master Vampire-

Yuk Yuk Yuk

This is funny

 

[Spitfire175]

Those nutters, it's one thing to pretend to be something your not but to then actually genuinely believe it is nothing short of lunacy which in turn is dangerous, they actually strike me as people who will lash out violently if necessary. Seriously only a wierdo would actually think he's something he's not.

Now if you'll excuse me I must get into my banshee and reunite with the rest of the Sangheili fleet.

Quite right. I don't know where the line between dedicated roleplaying and insanity goes, but these nutters have clearly crossed it.

And Now I'm off to shoot some Jerries off the sky.

 

[Lord George]

Well I had an ex who liked to bite me and draw blood, I'm pretty sure it was just some weird fetish and not an attempt to drink my blood. Well at least I hope not.

 

[imp_spittle]

They try drinking my blood, I will remind them that I have a bizarre tendency to put garlic on everything. EVERYTHING.

A little crazy? They're off their fucking rocker

Quoted again, because this is important to remember.

 

[DazZ.]

I was in school and a girlfriend at the time told me she was a vampire. I laughed and started messing about with what she does (like can she turn into bats and fly around spying on people) and then realised she was serious.

She bit me, stayed with her for a bit longer till I realised she was mental in more ways than that.

 

[rokkolpo]

who cares......it's just a teenage fase.

it'll wear off and everyone is gonna feel really stupid.(and they should)

 

[Hybrid Sight]

There are a few people in my school who think they are vampires. Kinda sad really...

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

who cares......it's just a teenage fase.

it'll wear off and everyone is gonna feel really stupid.(and they should)

Well they start when they are 13. And it continues for the rest of their life it seems...

 

[SkullCap]

...are completely bat sh*t bonkers.

There I finished the title.

 

[Ciarang]

who cares......it's just a teenage fase.

it'll wear off and everyone is gonna feel really stupid.(and they should)

Well, it did say that they were all in their 40s, so I doubt it's a teenage phase.

 

[mhitman]

There a bunch of losers that had no friends and turned to being vampires to think they belonged to something greater. That or they enjoy playing make believe as much as I did when I was 6

who cares......it's just a teenage fase.

it'll wear off and everyone is gonna feel really stupid.(and they should)

Well, it did say that they were all in their 40s, so I doubt it's a teenage phase.

Yea didn't you read the article. One of there husbands is one of the 20 MASTER VAMPIRES. She must be attractive.

 

[Kaisikudo]

There was a "Vampire" on Jerry Springer once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd4e1QFkZzU

I really do actually feel sorry for this guy...

 

[Deacon Cole]

So I was wondering what you think of this, plus are there any other groups of people that you think are kooky or a alittle crazy?

I think they are desperate people who have no sense of self-worth who must invent imaginary personas to feel like they have any value as people.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

And here I was, thinking I've killed the last of them.
Oh well...
*picks up sword*
It r time to diez.

 

[Yoshemo]

When people around me are happy, I get happy too? Sex makes me feel good? I must be a psychic vampire!

 

[Skeleon]

Ugh.
Have fun with your HIV.
I have nothing against slutty people as long as they wear condoms, but drinking blood?
That's just stupid.

 

[animefreak52]

some people are just incredibly stupid. i know this topic wasnt to rip on twilight fans but it's hard not to. i mean that's what started some of this crap. some guys really did think they were vampires but twilight came along and inspired more people to be stupid.