rancher of monsters said:
So I'm a Christian. I believe that a guy came down for about thirty years, preached peace, love, and understanding, and got the nail and hammer for it. As such I try to be as peaceful and accepting as possible of others beliefs as long as they aren't openly harmful to others. You're gay? Your choice, I'm obligated to tell you that I think what your doing is wrong, but invite me to the wedding and I'll probably show up for support. You're Atheist? Fine with me, I'm gonna preach the gospel, but let's hit the arcade when I'm not trying to convert you to the darkside.
But every once in a while their are people who will hold the same banner as you, but the words aren't quite right. Example,many members of the KKK would call themselves Christian (Facepalm).
So what are your beliefs, and what people who claim to have the same beliefs make you wanna deck them in the face (Yes I'm aware that wasn't very Christian of me to say, but you get what I mean)?
Why would you try and preach your gospel to an Atheist? Its like sex with a black guy, you never go back.
To us, your religion is about as ridiculous as any other religion that has come or gone in history (or is still around), and I urge you to convince me that Jesus' miracles are any more believable than any of the other "messiahs'" or "chosen ones'".
I don't really believe you are Christian. I believe you think you are, but don't quite know what that entails (This is true of 90% of Christians).
I contend that the only reason you are Christian is because you were born into it and you think the ideals are great. Part of being a Christian, by definition, is believing the Bible through faith. I went to Catholic school for a long time, and maybe during my 3rd read through of the Bible (Yes, the whole thing. I would honestly bet that more Atheists have read the whole Bible than Christians.) I stopped and thought to myself, "Wow, this is retarded." (no offense) and have not picked it up since.
If you read the Bible though, you'll find out why fundamentalist Christians are almost globally hated. Both Testaments are horrible in their methods and scare tactics. First you have the Old Testament, which is jam packed with sexism, racism, and gay bashing (not to mention it advocates all of these). Then, you have the New Testament, which is more subtle about its prejudices, but tops it all off with the worst fear mongering scheme of all time: Christian Hell.
What could possibly better way to convert Jews to Christianity than by convincing them that if they don't believe in some completely nonsensical, unexplainable trinity, they will burn in a lake of fire until the end of time?
But yeah, regardless, I don't think most Atheists believe in zombies or magic, so you really should just give up preaching to us.
P.S.: My Atheistic preachings are justified only because you said that you preach your religion.