People you just want to smack.

[DrgoFx]

Right, we all have someone involved in our life somehow that we just want to smack. A class mate, a co-worker, a teacher, boss, family member, etc. So lets all explain whatever given situation we had against this person where the urge to smack first originated, or grew, just to get the urge out.

For me, there's girl in my class who surprises me each and every day. First, while a few friends and I were talking about Batman and such, she asked us, rudely, "Aren't you guys a little old for Batman?" Um...did you watch the Dark Knight...? I won't even point her to the comics, just watch the Dark Knight.

Then, she constantly stated that video games were lame and for losers and such. About a month later: "Lol Xbox is awesome!" And lastly, just recently, we were watching a movie related to the book Annie John about a strange girl with some mental problems. For some reason, this girl just decided that one of the characters was a vampire, given no evidence that pointed towards it.

 

[Vegosiux]

The guy in the mirror.

Seriously, I so often want to just slap him around the ears.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

One of my friends, for being an idiot.

 

[Jonluw]

A guy I know is into stuff like tarot cards, ghosts, fortune telling, etc.
He's also used to say he has memories from when he was in the womb.

All of that: Wrong. Just wrong. Stop your nonsense.

 

[Vault101]

Misogynists (stay in the kitchen variety).... especially the kind that use pseudo science justification

 

[BloatedGuppy]

People who only put on their left hand turn signal once they've reached the middle of the intersection and are preparing to make their turn.

I don't want to smack them though. I want to pummel them senseless.

 

[DrgoFx]

People who only put on their left hand turn signal once they've reached the middle of the intersection and are preparing to make their turn.

I don't want to smack them though. I want to pummel them senseless.

What about the guy that just doesn't turn his blinker on at all and just flies through the intersection without warning to turn?

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Crazy tweenies, moms who think gay marriage should be left out of comic books, TV Executives... people like that.

 

[BloatedGuppy]

What about the guy that just doesn't turn his blinker on at all and just flies through the intersection without warning to turn?

Filed under the general category of "dangerous drivers", which are (fortunately) relatively seldom encountered.

The people signaling late and clogging an entire lane because they're inconsiderate asswipes happens a half dozen times on any given commute. The signal is a warning to the people behind and ahead of you, morons, not a magic lever that powers you through the turn.

 

[Imper1um]

Oh damn, the smack list:

- People who drive in the left lane on a 3 lane highway and only go 1 MPH over the speed limit.
- People who slow down to 2 MPH on a 40ft turn radius turn.
- People who slow down on the highway before the decelleration lane.
- People who don't get up to the speed limit before getting onto the highway.
- People who think that just because you have two inches of clearance gives you the authority to get into my lane.
- People who think that "merge" means that those in the non-merge lane are required to get out of your way.
- People who J-Walk 25 feet from the crosswalk.
- People who don't pay attention while driving, especially at red lights that change to green.
(I got a lot of issues on the highway)
- People who go to fast food joints, sit at the register or drive-thru order window (even though they had 5 minutes to wait for the previous person to order) and think about what they want to order.
- People in posts (Facebook, Forums, whatever) who don't spend the time to:

• - Verify the validity of their claims
  - Use proper spelling, grammar and punctuation to get their point across.
  - Remove excessive punctuation (one ! is enough.)

- People who righteously defend their position, even despite when they are given valid facts about their position is wrong.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I have an acquaintance who constantly talks about cars and Gran Turismo. CONSTANTLY!!!

He doesn't even bother trying to streer a conversation toward GT, he simply goes; "Gran Turismo is really cool. Here's why." And this guy is atleast 40 years old.

Now, I have a high tolerance for people talking about things that don't interest me, but this guy is so unrelenting and in your face about it that, yes, I want to slap the shit out him.

 

[FilipJPhry]

Extreme Liberals. The type of person who criticizes you for eating meat for having preservatives and then buys drugs from a stranger. The type of person who wants to be taken seriously but dresses like an idiot. Criticizes you when you wear Nike clothing made in sweat shops but owns an iMac. The type of person who hates you for being judgmental but can't see the irony in that.

 

[Eddie the head]

Umm. No one I am not that spiteful.

 

[Suicidejim]

. . . my ***** up.


Oh yeah. Also most children.

 

[DrgoFx]

Extreme Liberals. The type of person who criticizes you for eating meat for having preservatives and then buys drugs from a stranger. The type of person who wants to be taken seriously but dresses like an idiot. Criticizes you when you wear Nike clothing made in sweat shops but owns an iMac. The type of person who hates you for being judgmental but can't see the irony in that.

Piss me off too. Actually, hardcore vegans tend to tick me off a lot...Not because they are vegan, that's completely fine and valid. But when they start judging you and try to force you to become a vegan, that's when it gets to me. That and when their lame ass excuse is "I don't want to hurt the cute animals!" Then stop eating their food. I get not liking the taste of meat. I get wanting a more healthy diet than eating nothing but burgers. I get having a traumatic event that pushed you to become vegan. But simply "the animals are adorable and have feelings" Is utter bull.

 

[Vegosiux]

Oh damn, the smack list:

- People who drive in the left lane on a 3 lane highway and only go 1 MPH over the speed limit.

Uhm...why, exactly? Driving on the left lane doesn't somehow make you above the speed limit. I actually make it a point that if I'm passing someone on a highway, I stay at the speed limit even if there's someone flashing their lighty wildly at me behind me - I don't slow down, mind you, I just keep to the speed limt that the guy behind me should be sticking to in the first place. And I won't be pushed into a traffic infraction by someone who thinks they own the road.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!

 

[Vegosiux]

What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!

Oh-ho-ho-ho, I see what you did there. I applaud your ingenuity. No really, I mean it, it's an amusing one!