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Dangit2019

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FilipJPhry said:
Baron von Blitztank said:
What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!
So, what makes me so unlikeable? Is it because my views conflict with the majority of these "Escapists"? Is it because I swear alot? Is it because I criticize this community sometimes? Is it because I like to voice my opinion in a way that displeases you but doesn't break any rules?
Dude, he posted this in the url:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view

I must applaud Baron on his excellent trolling.
 

CrimsonBlaze

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Pretty much every idiotic and terrible parent that resides in this great country of mine. Seriously, just because anyone can be parents doesn't mean that everyone should. I find it sad that there are good, wholesome couples that have struggled for years to have children while on the opposite side of the country some brain dead idiot is popping out their 5th or 6th child while they have proven that they cannot support the ones that they already have and resort to beating and mistreating them.

We need to invent someone to trade their fertility with someone more deserving and leaving the child beater barren, so that they either focus on their kids or live their lives out in jail.
 

bat32391

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Elitist Christians who tell me I'm going to got to hell
Creations who try to shove genesis down my fucking throat
My previous history teacher who spent a whole damn week trying to disprove evolution

Unfortunately since I live in Texas I can't swing a dead chicken without hitting one these nuts.
 

Clinky

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Anyone who could've had a V8.

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Good lord I feel like smacking myself after that one! DX

OT: As much as I hate to admit it I feel the urge to smack someone when they say 'If it's for money it's not art'. Partially because it almost feels like they think I shouldn't get paid at all and tends encourage the 'starving artist' idea. >=/ Both of which are highly insulting in my eyes.
 

General Twinkletoes

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People who whine about the friendzone. Girls aren't machines that you feed kindness tokens into until they hand out sex.
Those ridiculous religious fanatics.
Asshole atheists who will never stop hating on other religions.
 

EPIC_MAN_OF_BACON

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ironically_awesome said:
I have an "acquaintance" who constantly says, and I quote, that; "guys who have long hair are disgusting" and "videogames are stupid, you only play them if you have no friends" and, my personal favorite, "Girls will never like you cause your hideous, gay and fat"

On top of his exaggerations he is stubborn and irritating. He is intelligent but he thinks he is more intelligent than Stephen Fry. He is dyslexic and if you beat in him in literally anything that's his lame-ass excuse.

I've made my feelings very clear but he still hangs around me... Ugh...
UGH... i got one of them too. The first time we spoke i knew I'd hate em. We got into a religious argument and he would not let me speak because i wanted to tell him that most of his "facts" were wrong, but every time he"d put his hand and "ah ah ah let me finish" and would NEVER stop TALKING. In the end he went on this whole thing about how god didn't start the universe but something about energy or idk, it was just so ridiculous and nonsensical. And since it was a business trip we ended up sitting next to each other a lot, and i found out he was like that IN EVERY WAY. He was WRONG about EVERYTHING, but was so convinced he was right.

Yet he still tries to hang out around me with my actual friends.... so annoying.