Too many of the teachers I've had in my life. Rude girls. People that hate me for dumb reasons.
People you just want to smack.
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Jack Black, Jonah Hills and Lilithslave.
Those are the people I want to smack specifically. The rest just seem to be allocated into categories.
Those are the people I want to smack specifically. The rest just seem to be allocated into categories.
i have one of those friends how constantly quotes things over and over to the point where i think he has the entire script in his back pocket, what he quotes all the times is "Red Vs Blue"
Do get me wrong, i love "red vs blue" but when i tell him that i watched the newest episode, he fires of quotes like a fucking machine gun! Um hello! i just watched the episode! who don't need to point out every single fucking thing they said! and sometimes he doesn't even get the quotes right!
and he has also spoiled many games for me and my friends including: Prototype 2, Red dead Redemption(ill never forgive him for that) 40k Space Marine, Infamous, Halo Reach and (almost) Mass Effect 3
so yeah id smack him...over the head....with a cinder block.
Do get me wrong, i love "red vs blue" but when i tell him that i watched the newest episode, he fires of quotes like a fucking machine gun! Um hello! i just watched the episode! who don't need to point out every single fucking thing they said! and sometimes he doesn't even get the quotes right!
and he has also spoiled many games for me and my friends including: Prototype 2, Red dead Redemption(ill never forgive him for that) 40k Space Marine, Infamous, Halo Reach and (almost) Mass Effect 3
so yeah id smack him...over the head....with a cinder block.
Oh there are so many people I wish to smack at any given time. My list includes:
-People who suddenly stop replying to you in the middle of a conversation. (It's rude.)
-People who try way too hard to prove they are indie.
-People who only learn chords on guitar and nothing else.
-People who don't just tell you what they think so you have no idea what's going on with them. (If you aren't fine, say it. Don't play it off.)
-People who think screamo bands are better than the classics. (If you tell me that anything from Chelsea Grin is more hardcore than stuff like Sabbath or Helloween, it is over.)
The list goes on... Forever...
-People who suddenly stop replying to you in the middle of a conversation. (It's rude.)
-People who try way too hard to prove they are indie.
-People who only learn chords on guitar and nothing else.
-People who don't just tell you what they think so you have no idea what's going on with them. (If you aren't fine, say it. Don't play it off.)
-People who think screamo bands are better than the classics. (If you tell me that anything from Chelsea Grin is more hardcore than stuff like Sabbath or Helloween, it is over.)
The list goes on... Forever...
Every CEO of every gaming publishing company.
Every. Single. One. Of. Them.
No exceptions.
Also, I'd like to beat senseless and then disembowel with a broken wrist watch every parent that can't shut up their little whiny flap trap mongoloid offspring for more than 10 nanoseconds in any public place. Maybe the kids would learn an important lesson then.
Every. Single. One. Of. Them.
No exceptions.
Also, I'd like to beat senseless and then disembowel with a broken wrist watch every parent that can't shut up their little whiny flap trap mongoloid offspring for more than 10 nanoseconds in any public place. Maybe the kids would learn an important lesson then.
Glenn Beck, he can make any topic no matte how noble or intelligent into an embarasingly ignorant rant.
the Kardashians (how ever you spell it) for existing
My father, i do not think i have had one conversation that was overall positive in like 3-5 years, every thing sucks according to him. He has also become a massive homophobe and closet raciest, homophobia to the point he no longer will watch Game of Thrones due to it's incredibly mild homosexual content despite the fact he love the series.
the Kardashians (how ever you spell it) for existing
My father, i do not think i have had one conversation that was overall positive in like 3-5 years, every thing sucks according to him. He has also become a massive homophobe and closet raciest, homophobia to the point he no longer will watch Game of Thrones due to it's incredibly mild homosexual content despite the fact he love the series.
It's not even the fact that he heads the most obnoxiously anti-consumer money grubbing corporate entity in the video game industry that makes me want to slap Bobby Kotick. It's just that he's got one of those faces you just can't help but want to slap/punch.
Maybe it's that douchy smile he has? I just feel the urge to wipe it off his rat face.
Everything else I mentioned only adds to the urge to want him slapped.
Maybe it's that douchy smile he has? I just feel the urge to wipe it off his rat face.
Everything else I mentioned only adds to the urge to want him slapped.
My friends dad for threaten to shoot my cat if it killed a squirrel, and generally being a douche.
My cousin for being a homophobic/racist music elitist.
People who wait until the last minute to merge into a lane in a construction zone and slow everybody down.
Half the people at my work and those people in the drive through who apologize for adding 9 things at the window.
Everyone involved with Wild Arms 4
My cousin for being a homophobic/racist music elitist.
People who wait until the last minute to merge into a lane in a construction zone and slow everybody down.
Half the people at my work and those people in the drive through who apologize for adding 9 things at the window.
Everyone involved with Wild Arms 4
I work in customer service, so this is quite an extensive list for me. Especially the people who blame me for the stupidity of others, as if its my fault something happened when I wasn't even there.
I could say just about anyone at any given moment, but that just wouldn't be sporting now would it. So;
- Conspiracy theorists, of all colors.
- Ancient astronaut theorist, because they are a different strain of crazy from those above.
- Religious fanatics, of all colors.
- Political extremists, those who are so far to the left or right side of 'issues' that I'm surprised they can walk a straight line without a cane.
- People who try to shove their ideas down your throat, the only thing I like shoved down my throat is ice cream.
- Those who can't take a lose worth anything, especially those who will leave the game just before it ends.
- Just about everyone from my high school class, with a very small group of exceptions.
But more than any of the above, the mother fucking Westboro Baptist Church.
I don't just want to slap all of these people, I want to hit them with a hornets nest tied to a string.
- Conspiracy theorists, of all colors.
- Ancient astronaut theorist, because they are a different strain of crazy from those above.
- Religious fanatics, of all colors.
- Political extremists, those who are so far to the left or right side of 'issues' that I'm surprised they can walk a straight line without a cane.
- People who try to shove their ideas down your throat, the only thing I like shoved down my throat is ice cream.
- Those who can't take a lose worth anything, especially those who will leave the game just before it ends.
- Just about everyone from my high school class, with a very small group of exceptions.
But more than any of the above, the mother fucking Westboro Baptist Church.
I don't just want to slap all of these people, I want to hit them with a hornets nest tied to a string.
How'd you feel if someone tried to force Islam, Hinduism, or another religion on you? Are you okay with those?jackpackage200 said:
Sounds to me you're talking about American Christian Social Conservatives, not just social conservatives. Because that list you associated them with, sounds nothing like the social conservatives over in the UK. I would also hazard a guess that there is a body of people who are socially conservative, yet not tied to any particular faith, perhaps atheist. I'm not saying you're wrong, but you should just be more specific and less assuming.
OT: I kinda got rid of my smack list. It happened when I realised I'm actually no better than anyone else. And even though i have pet peaves, many traits I exhibit will be on someone's smack list somewhere else in the world. So I put mine to rest and just try my best to live at peace with everyone.
