People you just want to smack.

[Trippy Turtle]

People who make a fuss over stuff that doesn't matter (One million mums), and people that try to help you or do something for you when you don't want them to. I appreciate the offer, really, but just leave me the hell alone.
Mainly people making a bitching about homosexuality, most people who write letters to the editor and all those people who complain about shit so pointless I imagine them either in my granndmas voice or the voice of the kid at school that tells the teacher that you cheated with your homework.

Captcha: Silence is golden. You hear that you people who complain about the standard thickness of cauldrons not being up to regulation pointless stuff? Shut up.

 

[Yarkaz]

What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!

I know what an ass hole right?

That actually scared me for a second!

OT: A lot of the people on this thread who have made generalizations about rather large groups, condemning them for the few fanatics they contain. Seriously, seems like every other post sounds like that.

Wait. Is that what I just did?

 

[stvncpr236]

People who feel that just because they are a year or two older than you that they are much more educated in "life-lessons" than you are. You know things such as sex, relationships, work, all that stuff. On top of being pretentious about it, they always feel the need to flaunt their "knowledge" by obnoxiously starting every one of their lessons with phrases such as , "Oh child" or "Oh no my dear." Seriously people? That is so obnoxiously pretentious, and not even in an ironic, hipster way either.

 

[Zeckt]

I worked with a woman who was my exact opposite, thought the world of herself and thought she was entitled to everything and was pretty masculine and grim and thought she was the coolest person ever. Me being an overly friendly pretty boy who cares nothing about being cool and I act pretty flamboyant and she could not stand it, giving me looks like she wanted to kill me.

She did everything in her power to get me in as much trouble as possible at work telling lies and everything under the sun. Luckily not a single person believed her because I have near perfect work attendance and am real life friends with all 3 of my bosses and not a single person believed her. Never saw her at work again and never ask about her. She's the only person in my life I hated because her bigotry was beyond redemption and she did everything in her power to further herself at the expense of others. That *****.

 

[Mr_Spanky]

Piers Morgan. Every time I see that mans face I just think he would look sooooo much better with a fist in it. I cant even think of any word (beyond swearwords) that could descride adequately my dislike of him.

Oh and btw first post on the escapist! HELLO. CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?

 

[Deviluk]

At the moment, Blizzard, for all the D3 error 37 debacle. I've personally had no problems with it, but its damaging the reputation of that fine company, and if Blizz goes then we'll lose just one more quality games developer. Same with Bioware. They're supposed to be the cream of the industry, but 2012 has shown that their slipping more into the claws of Activision/EA.

There's this one guy I know who is really flirty with all girls, including my own gf. But I can't say anything because he's her brothers best friend, and so she's known him much longer than me. And he's one of those guys who flirts just enough so that it ticks off other guys, but not so much that the woman would find it too much. And yes, sometimes its just being nice, but the amount of body contact is where I draw the line. Luckily some of my gf's friends actually backed me up about him, but she still won't believe it. So yeah, that guy, SMACK! GTFO!

 

[Sacman]

Misogynists (stay in the kitchen variety).... especially the kind that use pseudo science justification

I honestly don't know anyone like that at least no one serious like that... the douchier kids at my high school used to say it, though not serious...

OT: My brother...

Social Conservatives...

Emotionally stable people...

Hardcore Fans...

Rave goers...

People who think of drinking as some kind of magical personal bonding experience, and hate people who don't...

Creationists...

The furry girl in my class who wants to shove it down everyone's neck...

Anyone who honestly believes moar guns = moar safety...

Ron Paul supporters who ignore his faults...

cherry pickers of any religious doctrine who still argues the entire teachings validity in modern culture...

The game designers at my school who argue that Final Fantasy 7 was the pinnacle of game design excellence...

The majority of the U.S...

anyone who considers Greenday a punk band... this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5JYzPcqwiM] is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA8jOj6IWks] real [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn3eebd7icc] punk [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGFsOqB60Rw]...

 

[AKDread]

my lil bros friends, they make the dumbest choices that you can imagine that you just want to beat the crap out of them.

 

[General Twinkletoes]

Apart from just general assholes, I feel the need to go into my TV whenever Game of Thrones is on and slap that son of a ***** joffrey until he dies. Fuck him.

 

[somonels]

Smack all the people!
Everyone deserves a good smack for something they have done or will do.

 

[Yopaz]

Extreme Liberals. The type of person who criticizes you for eating meat for having preservatives and then buys drugs from a stranger. The type of person who wants to be taken seriously but dresses like an idiot. Criticizes you when you wear Nike clothing made in sweat shops but owns an iMac. The type of person who hates you for being judgmental but can't see the irony in that.

That's not an extreme liberal. That's just a regular hipster douche. They are among the worst possible people though so I'll give you that. Another things hipsters do is that they care a lot about people in distant countries because they saw a documentary on the conditions they live in. Before they saw the documentary they had no idea that the country exists and sometimes they wont even know the name of it afterwards. They will also say that they need our support in order to improve their conditions. Basically that means they will post a few comments on Facebook then forget about it after a few weeks at most. Extreme liberals are if possible worse. Extreme conservatives are also about as bad. However extreme religious people is just the worst thing ever.

 

[Vault101]

Misogynists (stay in the kitchen variety).... especially the kind that use pseudo science justification

I honestly don't know anyone like that at least no one serious like that... the douchier kids at my high school used to say it, though not serious...

.

I met one....here

and they existit if the internet is to be believed

 

[Meight08]

Misogynists (stay in the kitchen variety).... especially the kind that use pseudo science justification

I honestly don't know anyone like that at least no one serious like that... the douchier kids at my high school used to say it, though not serious...

.

I met one....here

and they existit if the internet is to be believed

Could you link the post pleas i want to see how retarded the post is?

 

[Vault101]

Could you link the post pleas i want to see how retarded the post is?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.376488-Poll-Is-it-okay-for-Women-to-propose-to-Men?page=10#14682145

knock yourself out

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

At this very moment my friend for eating my Boston Cream cupcake that I was given to from my friend's girlfriend as a thank you that was CLEARLY labeled for me, and it was homemade even!

It was my cupcake goddammit!

I won't forget this betrayal.

[sub][sub]Never forget[/sub][/sub]

 

[ChildishLegacy]

18-25 year old guys that are clearly gorilla like, sex driven, alcohol fueled, shallow bastards, yet dress up in things like polo shirts and vests, use fake tan and have their hair trimmed neatly. Each one of them have such punchable faces, if you could line them all up and put them in 1 town, that would be one hell of a tourist attraction.

 

[DJjaffacake]

Could you link the post pleas i want to see how retarded the post is?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.376488-Poll-Is-it-okay-for-Women-to-propose-to-Men?page=10#14682145

knock yourself out

I feel significantly less intelligent now than I did before I read what that guy said. Did he steal a time machine and travel here from the middle ages or something?