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Baron von Blitztank

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FilipJPhry said:
Baron von Blitztank said:
What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!
So, what makes me so unlikeable? Is it because my views conflict with the majority of these "Escapists"? Is it because I swear alot? Is it because I criticize this community sometimes? Is it because I like to voice my opinion in a way that displeases you but doesn't break any rules?
If you really want to know. It's because I think you smell funny.
 

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Eddie the head said:
FilipJPhry said:
Baron von Blitztank said:
What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!
So, what makes me so unlikeable? Is it because my views conflict with the majority of these "Escapists"? Is it because I swear alot? Is it because I criticize this community sometimes? Is it because I like to voice my opinion in a way that displeases you but doesn't break any rules?
Are you making a joke or do you not know that just links to the profile of whoever clicks on it?
I thought it might have been specifically me since, you know, I'm the OP. But then I noticed the actual URL and realized his actual...scheme.
 

FilipJPhry

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DrgoFx said:
Eddie the head said:
FilipJPhry said:
Baron von Blitztank said:
What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!
So, what makes me so unlikeable? Is it because my views conflict with the majority of these "Escapists"? Is it because I swear alot? Is it because I criticize this community sometimes? Is it because I like to voice my opinion in a way that displeases you but doesn't break any rules?
Are you making a joke or do you not know that just links to the profile of whoever clicks on it?
I thought it might have been specifically me since, you know, I'm the OP. But then I noticed the actual URL and realized his actual...scheme.
Yeah, I know. Here's a nice .gif:

 

MrPeanut

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People who I want to smack?

The people who still pathetically attempt to defend the cancerous big publishers.
 

FilipJPhry

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Baron von Blitztank said:
FilipJPhry said:
Baron von Blitztank said:
What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!
So, what makes me so unlikeable? Is it because my views conflict with the majority of these "Escapists"? Is it because I swear alot? Is it because I criticize this community sometimes? Is it because I like to voice my opinion in a way that displeases you but doesn't break any rules?
If you really want to know. It's because I think you smell funny.
Yes, I do. (Seriously, I fucked up.) Here's a gif for an apology.

 

repeating integers

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Most of the people on the comments for any given Guardian music article.

Just go visit one (preferably with a lot of comments). You'll see what I mean.
 

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People that stop in the middle of an aisle in the supermarket to chat to some other tool.
This, a million times this!

One of the most annoying wastes of time is having to walk around a supermarket, anything that makes the experience longer deserves a smack!
 

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Baron von Blitztank said:
What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!
<:O

...

..oh, I see what you did there. :p

OT: As some people have stated, that asshole in the mirror. What the hell is his problem?!?
 

Orks da best

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Baron von Blitztank said:
What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!
Might I ask why? or was someone else in mind?

As for da op, anyone who is annoying in one way or another deserves a good smack, with a choppa.
 

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Orks da best said:
Baron von Blitztank said:
What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!
Might I ask why? or was someone else in mind?

As for da op, anyone who is annoying in one way or another deserves a good smack, with a choppa.
It's a URL trick. That link makes everyone see their own profile. Always gets a few people.
 

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Orks da best said:
Baron von Blitztank said:
What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!
Might I ask why? or was someone else in mind?

As for da op, anyone who is annoying in one way or another deserves a good smack, with a choppa.
Hahahaha^^. It links to the profile of whomever clicks on it :p. It's not specifically anyone xD.

Steve, from accounting, Hate that guy.

O.T, boy it's going to be a long list.

people who don't know the difference between causation and correlation.

those 5 obnoxious girls behind me in my class in my microbiology class. The whole class I can hear them go :" boring, god, boring blablabla boring" and then keep asking questions about how they don't understand. Also, you're learning about the genetical code that programmed most of the things of who you are and you find that boring ? The worst part is that, seeing that it is university, you're not required to go to class !

People on the train who will have the most inane conversations. People who talk for the sake of talking basically.

People who can't back their claims up.

People who can't be mature enough to admit when they've lost an argument. When i lose an argument it's usually because i'm wrong, which means i have the chance to be corrected and learn !

There's no shame in not knowing something, but I definately hate people who refuse to learn ! Or people who can't appreciate knowledge for the sake of knowledge !

I'll leave it at that, but there's plenty more. I actually made a point in considering everyone i haven't met yet to be a moron unless proven wrong, so that no one can surprise me in a bad way.
 

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- Hyper-Liberals
- Hyper-Conservatives
- Over-the-top leftists
- Over-the-top rightists
- Eco-ists
- Fascists
- Super-Obese people who haven't tried dieting (if they've tried and failed at least they've tried)
- Extremists
- Terrorists
- People who try to convert you to a religion
- Chavs
- People who take the piss
- People who break the law knowing full well it's going to piss off a lot of people (e.g. Burglars, Vandals, Paedophiles etc.)
- Dickheads
- Meself sometimes
- Baggies fans
- Some people at me favourite football team
 

Lt._nefarious

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I have an "acquaintance" who constantly says, and I quote, that; "guys who have long hair are disgusting" and "videogames are stupid, you only play them if you have no friends" and, my personal favorite, "Girls will never like you cause your hideous, gay and fat"

On top of his exaggerations he is stubborn and irritating. He is intelligent but he thinks he is more intelligent than Stephen Fry. He is dyslexic and if you beat in him in literally anything that's his lame-ass excuse.

I've made my feelings very clear but he still hangs around me... Ugh...
 

Section Crow

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Mainly just one group of people, the people who hold no consequence to their actions and never really get to see them, a wrong that all of us are guilty of.

I wouldn't want them 'smacked' or anything though, not really my style.
 

Kerboom

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Hm...

Fundamentalist Christians
People who think abortion should be illegal
People who think just because something is popular it's good
People who think just because something is popular it's bad (seriously, make up your own fucking mind)
People who think Windows is the best Operating System
People who think that nano or emacs is better than vi(m)



Mostly people who are stupid about computers.
 

DrgoFx

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Kerboom said:
Hm...

Fundamentalist Christians
People who think abortion should be illegal
People who think just because something is popular it's good
People who think just because something is popular it's bad (seriously, make up your own fucking mind)
People who think Windows is the best Operating System
People who think that nano or emacs is better than vi(m)



Mostly people who are stupid about computers.
WINDOWS ISN'T THE BEST OPERATING SYSTEM?! LIES AND SLANDER!

But seriously, it's not the best, I agree. As for anything else, I won't say something popular is bad...just something popular has retarded fans.
 

Relish in Chaos

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The annoying brats I have to deal with on my school bus every day.

My friends whenever they bully me for no apparent reason.

Chavs.

Louie Spence, Sarah Millican, the TOWIE cast, Jedward, etc?annoying celebrities with undeserved fame that seem to pop up everywhere like flies, especially on panel shows.
 

Baron von Blitztank

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FilipJPhry said:
Baron von Blitztank said:
FilipJPhry said:
Baron von Blitztank said:
What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!
snip
If you really want to know. It's because I think you smell funny.
Yes, I do. (Seriously, I fucked up.) Here's a gif for an apology.

I actually didn't catch on that you took it seriously. I just thought you were going along with it as everyone else was albeit in a slightly more serious tone. Thanks for the gif though, it's most humorous.

P.S- You don't smell THAT bad.