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Scarim Coral

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There are quite a few people on my list for that sort of thing however my ex friends from High School at the top of the list.
 

Terminate421

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The WBC.

Also these people:



If one of your jokes is that in order to be cool you must not know what MMORPG means, fuck you people.
 

Imper1um

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Vegosiux said:
Imper1um said:
Oh damn, the smack list:

- People who drive in the left lane on a 3 lane highway and only go 1 MPH over the speed limit.
Uhm...why, exactly? Driving on the left lane doesn't somehow make you above the speed limit. I actually make it a point that if I'm passing someone on a highway, I stay at the speed limit even if there's someone flashing their lighty wildly at me behind me - I don't slow down, mind you, I just keep to the speed limt that the guy behind me should be sticking to in the first place. And I won't be pushed into a traffic infraction by someone who thinks they own the road.
Because the left lane is the faster lane, as in you're driving faster than the person to the right of you. Driving the same or slower speed as everyone else is the #1 cause of traffic (at least from what I've seen). If people that drove only the speed limit or lower stayed out of the left lane, traffic on I-4 (major highway that I drive on in Florida) would be so much better.

I got more:
- People who don't signal left or right turn at all.
- People who keep their left or right turning signal on, even though they aren't turning
- People who make a left turn...from the right lane, or right turn from the left lane.
- People who cut across two lanes of traffic in less than a second.
- People who tailgate me and flash their lights...even though I'm driving 10 MPH higher than the Posted Speed Limit, and I'm going 5+ faster than the cars to the right of me.
 

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Baron von Blitztank said:
What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!
Oh god, I hate that guy...I lent him my controller last week, still hasn't given it back.
 

Zhukov

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Nobody really.

Mostly because I don't pay much attention to politics anymore.

Although that jackass in the mirror could do with a sound wallop across the chops.
 

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Imper1um said:
Because the left lane is the faster lane, as in you're driving faster than the person to the right of you. Driving the same or slower speed as everyone else is the #1 cause of traffic (at least from what I've seen). If people that drove only the speed limit or lower stayed out of the left lane, traffic on I-4 (major highway that I drive on in Florida) would be so much better.

I got more:
- People who don't signal left or right turn at all.
- People who keep their left or right turning signal on, even though they aren't turning
- People who make a left turn...from the right lane, or right turn from the left lane.
- People who cut across two lanes of traffic in less than a second.
- People who tailgate me and flash their lights...even though I'm driving 10 MPH higher than the Posted Speed Limit, and I'm going 5+ faster than the cars to the right of me.
Oh, Florida, eh? I live on the West Coast and in my county, I don't dare hop in the left lane. Cops will pull you over for going 1/2 a mile over the speed limit, going through a yellow light, making a right hand turn on a red light ANYWHERE, it's just so strict. So I just drive the speed limit. Unless I'm on the highway, then fuck what that sign says.
 

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Hmmm, let me see...

-Grandfather on my mother's side (very religious, strict, and just unbelievably annoying in general).

-One of my cousins and one of my aunts (both extremely annoying, egocentric, and quite a few times, just downright rude).

-Everyone who has ever bullied me because of my stutter.

-One of my housemates who constantly drains my internet speed and getting our internet capped within 2 weeks of it resetting (I live in a student shared house for uni, so I unfortunately can't do anything except put up with it).

-2 girls who were blocking me from changing lanes. I was driving my brother to work, and had to get into the right lane to go around a roundabout, and when I indicated to cross over to that lane, they sped up and blocked me. This was no accident, by the way, my brother said he could see them laughing at me. Might be overreacting, but because of the people mentioned in my 3rd point, anyone who does this sort of thing, should receive a lot, lot, more than just a smack.

-People who believe in the stigma associated with P-platers, and use that as an excuse to claim no responsibility for things that are quite clearly their fault (this has happened too many times for me to list).

-In general, just anyone who is an elitist, in any way egocentric, or just someone enjoys making other people miserable for their own entertainment.

Yeah, I don't like a lot of people, lol.
 

Imper1um

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DrgoFx said:
Oh, Florida, eh? I live on the West Coast and in my county, I don't dare hop in the left lane. Cops will pull you over for going 1/2 a mile over the speed limit, going through a yellow light, making a right hand turn on a red light ANYWHERE, it's just so strict. So I just drive the speed limit. Unless I'm on the highway, then fuck what that sign says.
Wow, really? Damn, I drive on I-4, and people will drive past FHP at +18 and they won't do a damn thing. Its mostly because they have been told that pulling over someone without a really serious cause (drunken driving, 25+ over speed limit, driving in the emergency lane, etc) can cause them to get in trouble (rubberneckers is the #3 cause of traffic on I-4). Heck, even having the cop car parked on the side of the road can get them in trouble.

However, they do increase their "pull over" rate when off the highway, or when traffic isn't that bad (basically not Monday-Friday 730a-11a & 4p-7p). Heck, on a holiday (like memorial day Monday), they formed a parking lot on the side of I-4. Good thing I only go +3 on a holiday.
 

Rawne1980

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Misogynists (stay in the kitchen variety).... especially the kind that use pseudo science justification
You made me that sammich yet woman?

On Topic....

People that park in my space outside my house.
People that stop in the middle of an aisle in the supermarket to chat to some other tool.
Any lad that wants to date my daughter.
 

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Just my brother as of late, I recently started playing Magic you see and he just won't shut the fuck up about it. I enjoy the game but if he doesn't give it a rest I will literally kill myself with my own cards just to escape his rambling.
 

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Extreme Liberals. The type of person who criticizes you for eating meat for having preservatives and then buys drugs from a stranger. The type of person who wants to be taken seriously but dresses like an idiot. Criticizes you when you wear Nike clothing made in sweat shops but owns an iMac. The type of person who hates you for being judgmental but can't see the irony in that.
Dude, those are not liberals...those are hipsters.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster_(contemporary_subculture)

OT: Social Conservatives. I want to beat the shit of people who believe:

-Woman are inferior to men and all that misogynistic bullshit about woman only being good for sex and cleaning the house.
-Being gay is a choice and that it needs to be stamped out before it destroys society.
-Feel that they have every right to force Christianity on everyone.
-All Islamic people are secret terrorists.
-Abortion is a sin and should be illegal.
-Abstinence education works.

Thankfully I live in a fairly liberal state where I do not encounter much of this.
 

FilipJPhry

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Baron von Blitztank said:
What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!
So, what makes me so unlikeable? Is it because my views conflict with the majority of these "Escapists"? Is it because I swear alot? Is it because I criticize this community sometimes? Is it because I like to voice my opinion in a way that displeases you but doesn't break any rules?
 

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I read a comment today about how Hitman Absolution is shoehorning sex in with the killer nuns from the E3 trailer.


Because Hitman has never has semi-nude religious themed women before, right?

But really, anyone who passes judgement on games long before its even possible to get an idea of how good it will be. Just smack them right upside the mouth. Preferably with a fish, or at least a large piece of plastic sheeting.
 

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jackpackage200 said:
OT: Social Conservatives. I want to beat the shit of people who believe:

-Woman are inferior to men and all that misogynistic bullshit about woman only being good for sex and cleaning the house.
-Being gay is a choice and that it needs to be stamped out before it destroys society.
-Feel that they have every right to force Christianity on everyone.
-All Islamic people are secret terrorists.
-Abortion is a sin and should be illegal.
-Abstinence education works.

Thankfully I live in a fairly liberal state where I do not encounter much of this.
A-fucking-men, brother. As a conservative myself(of the fiscal variety, mind you, meaning I believe in spending cuts and general economic stinginess), social conservatives have turned the GOP to complete shit. You know, not even twenty years ago, a guy like Ron Paul would have been heralded as a hero of the Republican party, and now most of them think he's 'crazy'. No, ************. Rick Santorum is crazy. Ron Paul is a badass.

FilipJPhry said:
Baron von Blitztank said:
What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!
So, what makes me so unlikeable? Is it because my views conflict with the majority of these "Escapists"? Is it because I swear alot? Is it because I criticize this community sometimes? Is it because I like to voice my opinion in a way that displeases you but doesn't break any rules?
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FilipJPhry said:
Baron von Blitztank said:
What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!
So, what makes me so unlikeable? Is it because my views conflict with the majority of these "Escapists"? Is it because I swear alot? Is it because I criticize this community sometimes? Is it because I like to voice my opinion in a way that displeases you but doesn't break any rules?
Are you making a joke or do you not know that just links to the profile of whoever clicks on it?
 

FilipJPhry

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Eddie the head said:
FilipJPhry said:
Baron von Blitztank said:
What I wouldn't give to smack this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Such a dick!
So, what makes me so unlikeable? Is it because my views conflict with the majority of these "Escapists"? Is it because I swear alot? Is it because I criticize this community sometimes? Is it because I like to voice my opinion in a way that displeases you but doesn't break any rules?
Are you making a joke or do you not know that just links to the profile of whoever clicks on it?
Sorry, morning-brain wasn't working right. I'm a fuck up. Still, I get this on my mail everyday: