PETA does it again: Unhappy Meals!

[DirkGently]

Because there's obviously nothing wrong with Controlled Atmosphere Killing, as they suggest.
Would you rather go quickly or be asphyxiated?

PETA reminds me of the little pekinese dogs that just sit there and yap constantly without doing a damn thing about anything, while their owners feed them prime steak.

I love how so many PETA supporters protest animal shelters that put down animals, but PETA puts down piles of them every year. Or how they're against any product developed through animal testing, but one of their VP's is diabetic and needs insulin to live. Hypocrisy, hilarious hypocrisy.

Weren't insulin discovered by Mengele through testing on jews and others not favored by the Nazis? Pretty sure I read something to that effect...

I have no idea. I do know that it's current, modern day format was tested on rats. Without those tests, we wouldn't have the insulin we have today.

 

[effilctar]

Because there's obviously nothing wrong with Controlled Atmosphere Killing, as they suggest.
Would you rather go quickly or be asphyxiated?

PETA reminds me of the little pekinese dogs that just sit there and yap constantly without doing a damn thing about anything, while their owners feed them prime steak.

I love how so many PETA supporters protest animal shelters that put down animals, but PETA puts down piles of them every year. Or how they're against any product developed through animal testing, but one of their VP's is diabetic and needs insulin to live. Hypocrisy, hilarious hypocrisy.

Weren't insulin discovered by Mengele through testing on jews and others not favored by the Nazis? Pretty sure I read something to that effect...

I have no idea. I do know that it's current, modern day format was tested on rats. Without those tests, we wouldn't have the insulin we have today.

They used to take insulin from pigs but it wasn't similar enough to human insulin or some crap like that, so they took the human gene code to make insulin and put it in bacteria. Learnt that in biology

 

[Nargleblarg]

HOLY FUCK that's a scary box.....great my childhood of getting happy meals is ruined.

 

[dalek sec]

Oy... Well it's PETA folks, it's how they roll all damn day long!

 

[leviathanmisha]

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

Yes, everyone could use some more battle scars. I guess the plan goes like this;

I jump out the plane a 20,000 feet, smashing through the top of the building, throwing cicken legs at everyone, then when I land, you hit them with the McDonalds. We then ninja run away.

And don't forget to yell "Vodka" on the way down. And for ninja-ing...we should have a car near by...in case you can't run.

Yes, that sounds better thanmy idea. It should be a......Tyson's Cicken Dleiveray truck! Just to stick it to them.

*high five* Ok...now, location, location, LOCATION!

The location of my local PETA HQ, which is also the national Q is: 501 Front St, Norfolk, VA. If you need pickup, then I will send flying, armored, Russian Bears to your location.

We're going to need the flying, armored Russian Bears.

Ok. Sending them to you now.

Alright, I think I see 'em!

 

[Monshroud]

Is it wrong for me to say I would totally buy a un-happy meal if I could get the boxart of Ronald holding a knife with that grin? McDonalds should use that on Halloween!

Want to know more about Peta, watch Penn & Teller's Bulls&%t episode about them. (Warning, may contain content that is harsh or lewd, viewer discresion is advised.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0exLa6saV9o

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Cruelty... You know what that means. ITS BASH TIME!

<+Huitzil> PETA is starting a campaign stating that the secret ingredient in KFC chicken is "cruelty"
<+Huitzil> cruelty is apparently the most fucking delicious thing on Earth
<@Dracos> Yes. It is.
<@Dracos> Which is why veal is the best food ever.

So obviously cruelty is the most delicious thing on earth. I am now going to add it to all my meals.
I have vegemite on toast, I have to kick a kitten off a cliff.
A bowl of cereal, pitchfork a puppy.

You sir, are purest win.

*Tips hat, while slaughtering innocents*

 

[leviathanmisha]

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

I cant' let you do that...
And, how ironic, the perfect time to put the...

Spoiler: Wait for it...

the "Holy Shit I Just Shot A Communist From Every Which Way With A Gun That Has Scopes In The Shape Of A Roman Pyramid."

*Gasp* I knew this day would come. I need to get my.....

Spoiler

This is the "Pointless shit on a sotgun" Gun.

Boy, don't make me pull out my "Epic Sniper from the Lowest Pit of Hell"

Spoiler: Once again it has come to this

You are a formitable foe, yes, but nothing can beat a........

Spoiler: Lightsaber

*sigh* I was hoping to end this without bloodshed.

Spoiler: Not even god can stop this madness

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

Yes, everyone could use some more battle scars. I guess the plan goes like this;

I jump out the plane a 20,000 feet, smashing through the top of the building, throwing cicken legs at everyone, then when I land, you hit them with the McDonalds. We then ninja run away.

And don't forget to yell "Vodka" on the way down. And for ninja-ing...we should have a car near by...in case you can't run.

Yes, that sounds better thanmy idea. It should be a......Tyson's Cicken Dleiveray truck! Just to stick it to them.

*high five* Ok...now, location, location, LOCATION!

The location of my local PETA HQ, which is also the national Q is: 501 Front St, Norfolk, VA. If you need pickup, then I will send flying, armored, Russian Bears to your location.

We're going to need the flying, armored Russian Bears.

Ok. Sending them to you now.

Alright, I think I see 'em!

Good, the plan is almost complete.

Alright, we are on our way...!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Well, PETA actually DOES do stuff, just not good stuff. And I don't see anyone feedn g them metaphorical steaks...

Well, they do spend their time yapping over things, not doing anything solid and then using animal based products to their own advantage. (The main guy's insulin comes from pork)

 

[leviathanmisha]

Why are you even angry at this point? You'd think everyone would be used to this.

Yeah, but it gives me and IdealistCommi a chance to be awesome...and to use lightsabers!

 

[Monocle Man]

PETA is on to something this time.

Rise against the oppression! Take down the big chains! Death to those that destroy the small but better heart-filled businesses!

 

[Titanguy654]

America's meat addiction is poisoning and depleting our potable water, arable land, and clean air. More than half of the water used in the United States today goes to animal agriculture, and since farmed animals produce 130 times more excrement than the human population, the run-off from their waste is fouling our waterways. Animal excrement emits gases, such as hydrogen sulfide and ammonia, that poison the air around farms, as well as methane and nitrous oxide, which are major contributors to global warming. Forests are being bulldozed to make more room for factory farms and feed crops to feed farmed animals, and this destruction causes soil erosion and contributes to species extinction and habitat loss. Raising animals for food also requires massive amounts of food and raw materials: Farmed animals consume 70 percent of the corn, wheat, and other grains that we grow, and one-third of all the raw materials and fossil fuels used in the U.S. go to raising animals for food. In short, our country's meat addiction is wrecking the earth.

QUOTE FROM PETA WEBSITE.


I think that's bullshit. And why just America?

 

[grimsprice]

as douglas adams so brilliantly wrote about in the restaurant at the end of the universe all this animal cruelty will stop when we can genetically program cows to not only talk... but to want to be eaten.

 

[bodyklok]

Oh PETA... When will you realize that people aren't shocked or appalled by any of this? Do you really think that people still find this shocking?

 

[USSR]

*palmface*