PETA does it again: Unhappy Meals!

[Mrsoupcup]

PETA can go fuck itself. Do they realize that every time they do this they just turn more people against them? there are better ways to protest, shock doesn't always work.

The only reason they use shock is to get on the news. PETA should go away and let me eat my ham. MMMMM, ham......

 

[Vetinarii]

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

I cant' let you do that...
And, how ironic, the perfect time to put the...

Spoiler: Wait for it...

the "Holy Shit I Just Shot A Communist From Every Which Way With A Gun That Has Scopes In The Shape Of A Roman Pyramid."

*Gasp* I knew this day would come. I need to get my.....

Spoiler

This is the "Pointless shit on a sotgun" Gun.

Boy, don't make me pull out my "Epic Sniper from the Lowest Pit of Hell"

Spoiler: Once again it has come to this

You are a formitable foe, yes, but nothing can beat a........

Spoiler: Lightsaber

*sigh* I was hoping to end this without bloodshed.

Spoiler: Not even god can stop this madness

You made me do tis, just know that.

Spoiler

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

Yes, everyone could use some more battle scars. I guess the plan goes like this;

I jump out the plane a 20,000 feet, smashing through the top of the building, throwing cicken legs at everyone, then when I land, you hit them with the McDonalds. We then ninja run away.

And don't forget to yell "Vodka" on the way down. And for ninja-ing...we should have a car near by...in case you can't run.

Yes, that sounds better thanmy idea. It should be a......Tyson's Cicken Dleiveray truck! Just to stick it to them.

*high five* Ok...now, location, location, LOCATION!

The location of my local PETA HQ, which is also the national Q is: 501 Front St, Norfolk, VA. If you need pickup, then I will send flying, armored, Russian Bears to your location.

We're going to need the flying, armored Russian Bears.

Ok. Sending them to you now.

Alright, I think I see 'em!

Good, the plan is almost complete.

Alright, we are on our way...!

Good, Good. *Evil laugh*

And I was thinking, the weapons we designed would be good to have on hand in case we are stuck in a high speed chase with PETA.

That would be good. The lightsaber wouldn't work very well, though.

Close quarters combat if it comes down to it...that's why I have a mini lightsaber on one of guns.

That sounds good. I think the operation is ready to launch.

I say it is...so, do you wanna press the pretty red button or should I?

You can press it.

*press button* Oh shit...I think I accidentally hit the self-destruct button...I think now would be a good time to run...[/quote]

Boring, you guys suck. I captured all my local PETA members tortured them killed exactly half of them and blended them into meaty sludge and force fed them to all the living members. I then said this is how they make us all feel when then use shock tactics. I've had no trouble since.

 

[soul_rune1984]

I hate Mc Donalds the food's just gross anyway. I also hate PETA but the name Un-happy meal makes me giggle.

 

[Doc Theta Sigma]

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I thought I was the only one!

 

[Biek]

http://www.mccruelty.com/unhappyMeal.aspx


DAMN YOU PETA! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Seriously tough, why? Why do this, PETA? You realize that there are more pressing issues at hand, like dealing with retard PSA makers.

Edit: ooh, a video? Let's watch, shall we?

http://www.mccruelty.com/default.aspx

So is it safe to assume that since were bent over a problem like this, all the other world problems are solved?

 

[leviathanmisha]

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I thought I was the only one!

No, you are one of many...many hungry Chicken lovers!!!!

 

[lizards]

ok im sorry but im going to have to throw in with peta this time aroud i am usally the first to call them retards with the obama fly incident and that stuff but this is what they should be doing trying to get more humane ways for animals to be turned into food

 

[lizards]

I don't understand what they are complaining about, cruelty is what makes the food taste so good.

Cows and chickens are to retarded to suffer.

Before anyone says otherwise, go meet a farm animal. They are fucking stupid.

Your saying we can torture retarded humans and that is fine because they are retarded and therefore can't suffer?

Humans taste bad.

In all seriousness, it seems like PETA is just upset that Macdonald's isn't using the PETA approved method of humanely killing the animals.

But they don't say much about the method that Macdonald's IS using. I'm pretty sure Macdonald's is humane enough with its food otherwise a real government agency would shut them down by now.

sigh i was going to argue with you but apparently you did not watch the video or maybe you didnt pay attention either way you have convinced me you are thick and argueing will have no effect

 

[PixieFox]

This is completely infantile. What caused everyone to jump on the hate-wagon just because the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals want animals to be treated ethically?! This - shock and surprise - would mean they do not want animals to be tortured! PETA is not even trying to tell everyone to stay away from McDonald's; in fact, on the site they say, "You've probably eaten there at least once," or something to that effect. They just want the ways the chickens are slaughtered to be a teensy bit more humane - and what is so wrong with that?

 

[leviathanmisha]

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

........... I approve of this plan, much like the guy at a PETA protest eating a bucket of KFC, if I can find the pic ill edit it in.......


lul, found it:

That black man looks like he wants some.

Now that I look at it, he knida does.

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

I cant' let you do that...
And, how ironic, the perfect time to put the...

Spoiler: Wait for it...

the "Holy Shit I Just Shot A Communist From Every Which Way With A Gun That Has Scopes In The Shape Of A Roman Pyramid."

*Gasp* I knew this day would come. I need to get my.....

Spoiler

This is the "Pointless shit on a sotgun" Gun.

Boy, don't make me pull out my "Epic Sniper from the Lowest Pit of Hell"

Spoiler: Once again it has come to this

You are a formitable foe, yes, but nothing can beat a........

Spoiler: Lightsaber

*sigh* I was hoping to end this without bloodshed.

Spoiler: Not even god can stop this madness

You made me do tis, just know that.

Spoiler

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

Yes, everyone could use some more battle scars. I guess the plan goes like this;

I jump out the plane a 20,000 feet, smashing through the top of the building, throwing cicken legs at everyone, then when I land, you hit them with the McDonalds. We then ninja run away.

And don't forget to yell "Vodka" on the way down. And for ninja-ing...we should have a car near by...in case you can't run.

Yes, that sounds better thanmy idea. It should be a......Tyson's Cicken Dleiveray truck! Just to stick it to them.

*high five* Ok...now, location, location, LOCATION!

The location of my local PETA HQ, which is also the national Q is: 501 Front St, Norfolk, VA. If you need pickup, then I will send flying, armored, Russian Bears to your location.

We're going to need the flying, armored Russian Bears.

Ok. Sending them to you now.

Alright, I think I see 'em!

Good, the plan is almost complete.

Alright, we are on our way...!

Good, Good. *Evil laugh*

And I was thinking, the weapons we designed would be good to have on hand in case we are stuck in a high speed chase with PETA.

That would be good. The lightsaber wouldn't work very well, though.

Close quarters combat if it comes down to it...that's why I have a mini lightsaber on one of guns.

That sounds good. I think the operation is ready to launch.

I say it is...so, do you wanna press the pretty red button or should I?

You can press it.

*press button* Oh shit...I think I accidentally hit the self-destruct button...I think now would be a good time to run...

OK the, I guess we should. *Runs for life*

*Runs as well* Wait, we left the armored bears...!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Seriously?

"PETA does crazy shit, nobody surprised," is the only respectable title for this thread.

here we agree

 

[Ironic]

http://www.mccruelty.com/unhappyMeal.aspx


DAMN YOU PETA! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Seriously tough, why? Why do this, PETA? You realize that there are more pressing issues at hand, like dealing with retard PSA makers.

Edit: ooh, a video? Let's watch, shall we?

http://www.mccruelty.com/default.aspx

OH NO! THIS WILL MAKE USAIN BOLT SHED TEARS OF UNGODLY SPEED!!!

"I eat chicken nuggets for breakfast!!!! "


EDIT: On another note, I really feel we are divulging from the REALLY sensitive topic at hand, that even people who love to disagree with PETA must agree with...

Sea Kittens.

 

[crazygam3rox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-5aUB97ayY&feature=related

that pic was funny but how about video of a peta protest lolz

 

[SultanP]

I don't see why this action would result in even more PETA hate. They have a good point:

In the slaughterhouses of McDonald's U.S. and Canadian chicken suppliers, birds are dumped out of their transport crates and hung upside-down in metal shackles, which often results in broken bones, extreme bruising, and hemorrhaging. Workers have the opportunity to abuse live birds, and birds have their throats cut while they are still conscious. Many birds are immersed in tanks of scalding-hot water while they are still alive and able to feel pain.

McDonald's has the ability to end these abuses.

There is a less cruel method of chicken slaughter available to McDonald's suppliers called controlled-atmosphere killing, or CAK, and it would cost the corporation nothing to demand that its suppliers use it. CAK would eliminate the worst abuses currently suffered by chickens killed for McDonald's. In fact, a 2005 study about CAK produced by McDonald's concluded that it is far better for animals than the current method of slaughter.

So they want a quick and clean way to kill animals instead of having them suffer so long before being killed. Is that really such a bad cause? They're not asking McDonalds to close down all their stores and they're not asking people to stop visiting McDonalds. So I really have a hard time understanding the "DAMN YOU PETA!" and "PETA can go fuck itself" reactions.

You clearly missed the pointless random pictures of bloody chickens.

Why are they pointless? They've been trying the "Please good sir" approach for literally over 10 years (since 1997) to not much of an effect.

Because they should just stop. People obviously don't care (generally), or more people would be signing up for not eating meat.

 

[leviathanmisha]

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

........... I approve of this plan, much like the guy at a PETA protest eating a bucket of KFC, if I can find the pic ill edit it in.......


lul, found it:

Spoiler

That black man looks like he wants some.

Now that I look at it, he knida does.

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

I cant' let you do that...
And, how ironic, the perfect time to put the...

Spoiler: Wait for it...

the "Holy Shit I Just Shot A Communist From Every Which Way With A Gun That Has Scopes In The Shape Of A Roman Pyramid."

*Gasp* I knew this day would come. I need to get my.....

Spoiler

This is the "Pointless shit on a sotgun" Gun.

Boy, don't make me pull out my "Epic Sniper from the Lowest Pit of Hell"

Spoiler: Once again it has come to this

You are a formitable foe, yes, but nothing can beat a........

Spoiler: Lightsaber

*sigh* I was hoping to end this without bloodshed.

Spoiler: Not even god can stop this madness

You made me do tis, just know that.

Spoiler

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

Yes, everyone could use some more battle scars. I guess the plan goes like this;

I jump out the plane a 20,000 feet, smashing through the top of the building, throwing cicken legs at everyone, then when I land, you hit them with the McDonalds. We then ninja run away.

And don't forget to yell "Vodka" on the way down. And for ninja-ing...we should have a car near by...in case you can't run.

Yes, that sounds better thanmy idea. It should be a......Tyson's Cicken Dleiveray truck! Just to stick it to them.

*high five* Ok...now, location, location, LOCATION!

The location of my local PETA HQ, which is also the national Q is: 501 Front St, Norfolk, VA. If you need pickup, then I will send flying, armored, Russian Bears to your location.

We're going to need the flying, armored Russian Bears.

Ok. Sending them to you now.

Alright, I think I see 'em!

Good, the plan is almost complete.

Alright, we are on our way...!

Good, Good. *Evil laugh*

And I was thinking, the weapons we designed would be good to have on hand in case we are stuck in a high speed chase with PETA.

That would be good. The lightsaber wouldn't work very well, though.

Close quarters combat if it comes down to it...that's why I have a mini lightsaber on one of guns.

That sounds good. I think the operation is ready to launch.

I say it is...so, do you wanna press the pretty red button or should I?

You can press it.

*press button* Oh shit...I think I accidentally hit the self-destruct button...I think now would be a good time to run...

OK the, I guess we should. *Runs for life*

*Runs as well* Wait, we left the armored bears...!

*Still running* They can fly! Don't Worry

Ok...*picks up the pace* So, do you still want that KFC?

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Honestly, it just makes me want a McD's Chicken Sammich. I'd find it pretty humorous if they slipped the PETA versions of the boxes and swag into the normal shipments.

Actually, that chicken sandwich does sound really good, especially when I haven't eaten lunch yet...