Petetion to stop the Duke's "love tap"

[Dukenstein]

http://www.change.org/petitions/tell-walmart-dont-sell-duke-nukem-forever-with-babe-slapping-mode#updates?opt_new=t&opt_fb=t

Ah, the Duke is truly back now. Anyone have their own take on this? As you can tell by my avatar, I don't mind Duke getting touchy touchy.

 

[Arnoxthe1]

LMAO, I would expect nothing less from the Duke.

 

[cookieXkiller]

LMAO, I would expect nothing less from the Duke.

oh so agreed.
I think duke needs to show off his bad assery every more.

 

[Extasii]

well, looks like you can always bet on the Duke to piss off FOX news!

 

[DementedSheep]

Christ it isn?t that bad. Duke Nukem is practically a parody of all those old shitty action movies. It isn?t serious and it is meant to over the top, stupid, immature and not realistic at all. It not like he is going to beat the crap out of them and he isn?t raping woman. The whole thing with Duke Nukem is that he loves the ladies and the ladies love him because he so friking badass. If they reversed the genders would this sort of thing be okay? Do we really have to make everything politically correct and sanitised?

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I'm normally the first to criticise the Duke for being utterly juvenile and retarded but...god, I'm sorry to my feminist friends but this sounds fucking hilariously awesome and I will probably end up playing it a LOT

 

[Realitycrash]

Maybe we should make our own petition? We could call it Duke Nukem; Greatest Satire since Johnatan Swift.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

That's hilarious. I can't wait to play this game.

 

[iDoom46]

Hail to the King, baby!

I was waiting for someone to get offended. I was starting to think the Duke had lost his touch.

But, seriously, who cares about petitions? Especially internet petitions?

 

[Asuka Soryu]

I feel like starting a petition to have people barred from starting petitions over video games that are made for satire.

 

[DragonChi]

all that FOX News is doing is making everyone want to play Duke Nukem Forever that much more, maybe even introducing it to would be players who were unaware of him. They can't possibly win. its the fuk'n DUKE!! who is as untouchable as Chuck Norris. So yea, nice try FOX News, but all I can say is, thanks for coming out. If he can survive 12 years of Development Limbo, He can survive YOU.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Ugh who cares. I'm a girl and despite the chauvenism making me feel a little... excluded... maybe? I know it's all just silliness and no one is forcing me to buy the game. What does it matter.

 

[Nouw]

Once again, I want to see Duke's take on this. Oh and where's the PA comic?

Who cares it?s an Internet petition, and we all know how seriously those are taken.

RoboCop in Detroit is an internet petition.

It might fucking happen!

 

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[Haydyn]

Movies can have a 12 year odl girl film a rape scene, video games get criticized for having a girl get her butt slapped. Let the record show that I have officailly lost respect for my fellow man.

 

[iDoom46]

I feel like starting a petition to have people barred from starting petitions over video games that are made for satire.

I like the way you think!
Mostly because I was thinking the same thing.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Once again, I want to see Duke's take on this. Oh and where's the PA comic?

Who cares it?s an Internet petition, and we all know how seriously those are taken.

RoboCop in Detroit is an internet petition.

It might fucking happen!

Didn?t the mayor refuse to build that because it was a waste of public funds?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.263539-Detroit-Mayor-Refuses-to-Build-RoboCop-Statue

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