Wait a minute,
Punching aliens in the jewels, OK
A situation where aliens turn men into pigs and other game enemies, OK
The aliens plan to abduct the woman from earth, OK
The Duke is sent to retrieve the said woman from the aliens, and killing the said aliens in any way shape, form or hilarity, OK
Swearing like the Duke, and his chauvinistic jokes, OK
Multiplayer mode where we kill each other in anyway shape, form or hilarity, OK
Duke slaps the butt of a woman to calm her down, Line Crossed
Yeah ok, and did MW2 get this kind of petition when the No Russian mission was revealed?