Pick-up lines

[Shamtee]

'Can I play with your joystick?'

The only chat up line I've ever said and that was part of a game where you had to make people laugh. Got him laughing, and the rest of the class for ages ^^;

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

"It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose."

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it get the hose again." That is the line.

Hey, whatever works for you. Since it's a pickup line, though, you can't say "again" because you haven't gotten her into the basement yet.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

I actually heard this one from a butch lesbian:

"Here, let me clear you a place to sit." *wipes off mouth*

 

[GyroCaptain]

I just thought of using lines from Nirvana's Lithium as pickup lines. (Don't know why)
"I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you", etc.

 

[Larenxis]

Lyrics from 'The Warning' by Hot Chip:
Excuse me miss, I'm a dog on heat
I'm a complicated being with love songs to beat
I'm a problem solving baby who could march all night
I'm a mechanical music man and I'm starting a fire

If she's not incredibly confused, I think it would work out nicely.

 

[Saskwach]

Your legs must be pi because they go on forever.

 

[MikeyW]

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

 

[Naomi]

I work graveyard so iv heard a lot but the most memorable, and eww, was when a guy came up to the desk with a box of condoms threw them down on the bench, looked up at me and said "how about it?"

 

[Spinwhiz]

It's no wonder gamers never get laid. Good lord.

 

[00exmachina]

Two best I can think of because I have used them in social occasions for a laugh, both on people of the female persuasion

'Hello sailor' -she was wearing a sailor's hat, and
'Excuse me, but can you help me out with something?'

'I've lost my number can I borrow yours'

Bout led to laughing women, but I can't honestly think anyone expects them to actually work on their own

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

My face leaves in ten minutes, be on it.

What's a nice place like you doing in a girl...oh..*looks at shoes and blushes* - Killer line.

My mate really fancies you: guaranteed.

 

[Jeroen Stout]

A friend likes to remind me of this one:

"Can I taste your lipgloss?"

It works better than it sounds typed out. This is only because it is absolutely terrible typed out.

 

[Hey Joe]

"Hello, I'm Buck.T.Delight. I'm a billionaire entrepreneur space cowboy from the moon, and you're the luckiest earth girl in all of time baby!"

This next one works if you're Australian in a foreign bar (especially American)

"Hi, I'm Australian"

 

[Jeroen Stout]

Oh, and this:

"Hey, girl, is this guy boring you, I'm from a different planet!"

 

[JayCro]

Play Buzz at a party and accuse her of cheating.

A few lines from my smooth bastard of a friend...
"My parents are really rich"
"I have a tennis court, you should come around to play sometime"

and my personal favourite

"I can tutor you in maths"

In the words of Yahtzee...I wish I was fucking kidding.

 

[jezz8me]

My favorite ice breaker has been passed down from my father
"So what do you think of the situation of Afghanistan?" Most people are like wtf? and you tend not to get into a political discussion.

I want to try as a pickup line something along th lines of "Don't you hate those guys trying to pick up?" helps if you have a friend trying to pick up and you refer to him.

I usually use when at parties "Hey how do you know (INSERT HOST NAME)" or just a basic what school do you go to (i am underage)

 

[bermyduck]

Guy I knew yelling across a bus station:
"Ay girl! What number bus you catch?" - legendary

"Excuse me, can I have my heart back please?"
"I've lost my teddy bear, mind if i sleep with you tonight?"
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"