Pick-up lines

[cleverlymadeup]

"hey baby don't be so stuck up, let me clear a place for you to sit"

"you look like a barbie doll, can i take you home and play with you?"

"want to play with my dongle?" - not necessarily a pick up line or all that rude

 

[Strafe Mcgee]

What's got 52 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
My zipper!

I love crappy chat-up lines, especially the Ghostbusters one. All the other ones I know have been said already. And can someone please explain the lotion and the hose one to me, cos I really don't get it.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

And can someone please explain the lotion and the hose one to me, cos I really don't get it.

cha-ching [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=it+puts+the+lotion+in+the+basket]

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Hi. I like rice."
And to go with the flow of really lame video game pick-ups,

"You, citizen. Come see my stuntick."

 

[Sylocat]

Ah, but who can forget the great pickup lines of Jon Arbuckle:

"You look like a woman with low standards."

"I have very few communicable diseases."

"I can do all sorts of animal impressions."

"Chicks dig me."

 

[Crazyshak48]

I saw a pair on an ad for a dating website on Facebook, of all things.

"You parents must have been bakers, because you have got a nice set of buns!"

"If you were words on a page, you would be what's called fine print!"

I think possibly the strangest one I have ever heard isn't even a pick up line, but more of a story. It's the case of a man having his name legally changed to "Haywood Jabloeme". And if you can't figure it out, say it out loud.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

It's no wonder gamers never get laid. Good lord.

what do you mean this stuff is gold im taking notes.

 

[MRMIdAS2k]

"I bet you £1 I can make your boobs wobble without touching 'em"

*jiggle her tits, give her a quid and fuck off quick*

 

[Saskwach]

This next one works if you're Australian in a foreign bar (especially American)

"Hi, I'm Australian"

Works best in a French one.

Why? Does our accent bypass conscious thought and reach right into French erotic desire?

 

[Strafe Mcgee]

Why? Does our accent bypass conscious thought and reach right into French erotic desire?

Nah mate, the French are just wierd I have to live with one so I should know.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Wear a wedding ring. Seriously, I've never had girls flock to me as much as when I was married. They must figure if someone else thinks your worth keeping around full time then you've got something going for you.

 

[brensoft]

I've had a few 'classic' lines used on me before.

I was once at a 'classy' establishment called The Mean Fiddler and one guy asked if I'd like to have a mean fiddle in the back of his car. (inventive I thought!)

Another time (many years ago) when I was walking home from school another guy offered "a balloon for your cherry?" I politely declined, though the best part was when my friend, who was walking with me, turned and said "I didn't know you had any cherries!"