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It just occured to me that my actual way of picking up girls is probably weird enough to count.
I walk up, typically without introducing myself, and offer to do their numerological chart if they'll write down their full name. I'm wierd and charismatic enough that I can ussually get them to do it (that 3 seconds of stunned surprise can be used quite expeditiously by the intelligent man). Once she has I take the peice of paper she wrote her name on and walk away; don't look back or wave, just thank her and walk away.
5-8 minutes later, after I've finished doing her chart, I'll meander over and offer to raise the stakes. If she doesn't think the chart I did for her was accurate I'll buy her something (If we're in a restaurant it's dessert if were elsewhere it's other things) and if she does feel it was accurate than she has to tell me her birthday. They ussually take the bet and then are stunned by the reading and then I give her a quick review of her astrological sign and before long we're talking (about her), the ice is broken and I'm this mysterious bloke who knows how to do weird tricks.
It's a good way to put yourself in a solid position to ask for a number. Plus, you've done her numerological and astrological chart so you know whether or not you actually would enjoy dating her.
I walk up, typically without introducing myself, and offer to do their numerological chart if they'll write down their full name. I'm wierd and charismatic enough that I can ussually get them to do it (that 3 seconds of stunned surprise can be used quite expeditiously by the intelligent man). Once she has I take the peice of paper she wrote her name on and walk away; don't look back or wave, just thank her and walk away.
5-8 minutes later, after I've finished doing her chart, I'll meander over and offer to raise the stakes. If she doesn't think the chart I did for her was accurate I'll buy her something (If we're in a restaurant it's dessert if were elsewhere it's other things) and if she does feel it was accurate than she has to tell me her birthday. They ussually take the bet and then are stunned by the reading and then I give her a quick review of her astrological sign and before long we're talking (about her), the ice is broken and I'm this mysterious bloke who knows how to do weird tricks.
It's a good way to put yourself in a solid position to ask for a number. Plus, you've done her numerological and astrological chart so you know whether or not you actually would enjoy dating her.
My personal favourite: "Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you've got FINE written all over you!"
You made Sexual Harassment Panda a sad, sad PandaMRMIdAS2k said:
hmm, maybe? Or they think you're not going to try and pick'em up... heh, either works, methinksProgrammed_For_Damage said:
Anywho...
You bring two PC's, a network cable. I'll get my wizard hat and robe, and you can log off in digust
Ever played Manhunt? You bring the pyscho's and I'll bring the plastic bags; lets never look back!
Although they'll probably land you in jail within 10 minutes.
Really? Nice!smallharmlesskitten said:
'Out of all the women here, you are certianly the most attractive'
That worked somehow. And now for the obligitory stupid one where it will always end up in you getting slapped in the face. Courtesy of Beavis and Butt-Head.
'Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby'
That worked somehow. And now for the obligitory stupid one where it will always end up in you getting slapped in the face. Courtesy of Beavis and Butt-Head.
'Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby'
Best one ever;
Grab any sheet of paper, be mindful this will not work in a bar.
Go up and ask "can you help me with this?"
then proceed to say thusly while staring at the paper along with her
"Ive just started the lamest attempt at a pick-up on a beautiful women and now i have no idea what to do, help me out and ill buy you dinner"
Trust me gentlemen, it works. (and if she's to dense to get it, you didn't want her, so no loss)
Oh, i can attest to its effectiveness
Grab any sheet of paper, be mindful this will not work in a bar.
Go up and ask "can you help me with this?"
then proceed to say thusly while staring at the paper along with her
"Ive just started the lamest attempt at a pick-up on a beautiful women and now i have no idea what to do, help me out and ill buy you dinner"
Trust me gentlemen, it works. (and if she's to dense to get it, you didn't want her, so no loss)
Oh, i can attest to its effectiveness
I've never used a line but I do have a failsafe routine lol
step 1: Find an excuse to compliment her on anything.
step 2: Sit next to her and talk for a bit then make a loveable joke about them, then ruffle their hair (provided it hasn't obviously been loving prepared for hours before going out lol). If they allow you to touch their hair then you have a shot, maybe.
step 3: Wait for someone else to make a joke about them, then comfort them by putting your arm around them and rubbing their shoulder. Leave your arm there for as long as they will allow you to.
step 4: Use primal logic to your advantage and find a good time to either; a: tickle their stomach or b: rub their chin in a petting a cat fashion. (Make sure you laugh when you do it XD) On a primal level, people will only allow you to touch thier neck or stomach if they trust you or like you since they are their most vulnerable areas. This is the same for animals.
step 5: Suggest walking to somewhere or anywhere, and when you start to walk try to hold thier hand. If they let you, you may already be a winner
step 6: When you stop walking, keep a hold of their hand and talk to them with your chin on their head (you need to be tall lol)
step 7: When they look up to answer you, storm the citadel that is their mouth, preferably with your own, but you can wing it and get adventurous if you like a risk XD
ah, sweet success!
Failing this, hit them with your car and take them to the ER, then act like you saved their life. If you don't own a car, a bottle works nicely too
step 1: Find an excuse to compliment her on anything.
step 2: Sit next to her and talk for a bit then make a loveable joke about them, then ruffle their hair (provided it hasn't obviously been loving prepared for hours before going out lol). If they allow you to touch their hair then you have a shot, maybe.
step 3: Wait for someone else to make a joke about them, then comfort them by putting your arm around them and rubbing their shoulder. Leave your arm there for as long as they will allow you to.
step 4: Use primal logic to your advantage and find a good time to either; a: tickle their stomach or b: rub their chin in a petting a cat fashion. (Make sure you laugh when you do it XD) On a primal level, people will only allow you to touch thier neck or stomach if they trust you or like you since they are their most vulnerable areas. This is the same for animals.
step 5: Suggest walking to somewhere or anywhere, and when you start to walk try to hold thier hand. If they let you, you may already be a winner
step 6: When you stop walking, keep a hold of their hand and talk to them with your chin on their head (you need to be tall lol)
step 7: When they look up to answer you, storm the citadel that is their mouth, preferably with your own, but you can wing it and get adventurous if you like a risk XD
ah, sweet success!
Failing this, hit them with your car and take them to the ER, then act like you saved their life. If you don't own a car, a bottle works nicely too
Another classic that has worked for me before is to show up to a party in full cosplay glory (make sure no one else is wearing a costume) and you will immediately attract all the anime fangirls in the room. Then bust out some musical skill or magic tricks, or an inventive combination of the two.
"Girls like guys with great skills!" - Napoleon Dynamite (The great one says so!)
"Girls like guys with great skills!" - Napoleon Dynamite (The great one says so!)
A review of kutuup's 7 Step System!
Step 1: Always a good idea.
Step 2: Even if I was really attracted to you, I would be super uncomfortable if you ruffled my hair. I suggest gently and carefully moving a strand of hair out of her face (which gives you the opportunity to compliment her again, saying "That's better" while smiling and looking at her face).
Step 3: This is really ballsy. You'll have to have been talking to her for a while before pulling this, and you'd have to really pay attention to see if she's comfortable. The arm over the shoulder is kind of like claiming your territory, but this can be lessened by moving your thumb back and forth along her shoulder (softly, don't make her itchy).
Step 4: I'm really sick of guys tickling or poking my stomach. They come off as childish and intrusive. If you want to touch their belly, you could compliment their figure followed by putting your hands just above her hips (talking the whole time). The chin thing is okay though; slowly dragging the back of your fingers across their jaw so that you skim their neck is a very good idea.
Step 5: Brilliant! A very good idea indeed. If it's a bit cold, you can also offer your arm, and she can hold onto it, bringing her closer.
Step 6/7: Chins are sort of pointy, and the contact of one on a skull isn't a romantic feeling. Perhaps move close (looking in her eyes), then look up saying something about the sky (preferably stars). She's less likely to say something when she looks up that way, and you can kiss her without catching her mid-sentence. I also recommend not doing it too fast, as a shared gaze is a very good prelude.
Hope that's helpful. Although you made it seem like it worked, which surprises me.
And to make up for being serious:
"Hey baby, you're as cute as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230..." (go on until she walks away or you need to breathe)
Step 1: Always a good idea.
Step 2: Even if I was really attracted to you, I would be super uncomfortable if you ruffled my hair. I suggest gently and carefully moving a strand of hair out of her face (which gives you the opportunity to compliment her again, saying "That's better" while smiling and looking at her face).
Step 3: This is really ballsy. You'll have to have been talking to her for a while before pulling this, and you'd have to really pay attention to see if she's comfortable. The arm over the shoulder is kind of like claiming your territory, but this can be lessened by moving your thumb back and forth along her shoulder (softly, don't make her itchy).
Step 4: I'm really sick of guys tickling or poking my stomach. They come off as childish and intrusive. If you want to touch their belly, you could compliment their figure followed by putting your hands just above her hips (talking the whole time). The chin thing is okay though; slowly dragging the back of your fingers across their jaw so that you skim their neck is a very good idea.
Step 5: Brilliant! A very good idea indeed. If it's a bit cold, you can also offer your arm, and she can hold onto it, bringing her closer.
Step 6/7: Chins are sort of pointy, and the contact of one on a skull isn't a romantic feeling. Perhaps move close (looking in her eyes), then look up saying something about the sky (preferably stars). She's less likely to say something when she looks up that way, and you can kiss her without catching her mid-sentence. I also recommend not doing it too fast, as a shared gaze is a very good prelude.
Hope that's helpful. Although you made it seem like it worked, which surprises me.
And to make up for being serious:
"Hey baby, you're as cute as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230..." (go on until she walks away or you need to breathe)
Haha you make a good critique there, I assume you're a girl right?Larenxis said:
Allow me to critique your critique
When I said ruffle their hair, I didn't mean vigourously, I meant what you said - more of a gentle stroke or brushing it away from their face, a noogie is never advisable XD
Step 3 may seem ballsy to you but it seems to work, It establishes you as being on their side and caring about their feelings (which if you are a gentleman like myself you should) and it tests the water in terms of how if they don't stop you then they probably don't mind and therefore trust you. You're right in saying you should never do it assertively, you dont want to make them feel like you're 'claiming' them, just supporting them.
Tickling someones stomach is more of a wild card, the neck one is definitely the better option as you say, it depends how confident you already feel. In my opinion, going for the hips is a no-no. Hips are a pretty personal and sexual area and this early in meeting someone, you don't wanna pull the sex card, I'm just odd like that I guess, I'll never get sexual (beyond kissing or maybe some non-serious fondling) in any way with someone until we've been dating for a little bit, it's just good manners. I like your jaw suggestion, maybe I'll add that one to the routine XD
When I said your chin I kinda meant the bottom of your jaw (the flat bit) because, as you say, jabbing someone in the skull with your chin would hurt ha ha
And the last point is that you really need to (which I didn't say) move your head down as they look up, so your lips will naturally meet half way before they speak, and if they start to speak too soon, listen, answer and then just go for the shared gaze thing you suggested
The routine is designed to be adapted for the situation, and some common sense is needed, ie. if you don't feel someone would appreciate you tickling their stomach then don't do it lol ESPECIALLY don't do it if they have a belly of any kind, they will (I would imagine) feel uncomfortable. Your stomach is, despite people not seeming to know it, a very sensitive area and being touched there by someone you like is very pleasant. Hugging is just that, placing your most sensitive areas (head, neck, stomach, genitals and knees) against that of the person you're hugging, that's why it feels so great.
Bear in mind I'm the type that prefers cuddling, kissing and general affection far more than sexual gratuity. Which is why if I have a crush on a girl, I daydream about cuddling them and snuggling up all warm with them rather than having sex with them, sex is great and all but it's nothing without affection and love. And I'm a straight 19 year old guy, go figure haha is that so unusual??
"Are you from Heaven? Because I have an erection......wait, that came out wrong."
"Wanna touch my +10 Charisma broadsword?"
Or the ever popular and guaranteed to work "Hey, I have thirteen level 70 characters in World of Warcraft and I live in the basement of my Mothers house. Wanna touch my genitals?"
Or you can just do what I usually do. "Hey, wanna go see a movie and maybe get grab some dinner with me?" Strangely effective....
"Wanna touch my +10 Charisma broadsword?"
Or the ever popular and guaranteed to work "Hey, I have thirteen level 70 characters in World of Warcraft and I live in the basement of my Mothers house. Wanna touch my genitals?"
Or you can just do what I usually do. "Hey, wanna go see a movie and maybe get grab some dinner with me?" Strangely effective....