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Surprisingly this one worked for one of my old friends who said this at a school sports day,
'I burp, I fart, and I like squeezy cheese, wanna go out with me?'
They didnt last that long tho.
Where as personally ive never had to use them.
'I burp, I fart, and I like squeezy cheese, wanna go out with me?'
They didnt last that long tho.
Where as personally ive never had to use them.
"Do you like music? ... One of my favorite bands is "The Barenaked Ladies" [http://www.bnlmusic.com/snacktime/]. ... Yeah, I know! It's a funny band name, eh?"
(I wonder if you assumed that i was going for something pathetically cheesy, but it's a real band; fully legit)
(I wonder if you assumed that i was going for something pathetically cheesy, but it's a real band; fully legit)
[Overwatch]"Rank Leaders; Reminder: 100 Sterilized credits qualifies non-mechanical reproduction stimulation."
No, me neither. I guess I just end up breaking the ice in some way relevant to the situation or environment around myself and the girl in question when we are speaking.Pie said:
No need for groan-worthy, over-used and corny chat-up lines that make you look like a tit IMO.
You and I, we're like firehoses.
When we get turned on, there's bound to be a fire.
Yes, it's stolen. If you know from where, you're good, if you know from who, you've already fallen for it.
"Oh, come on... Chicks love gay guys, you're going to get some real action when word of this gets out."
When we get turned on, there's bound to be a fire.
Yes, it's stolen. If you know from where, you're good, if you know from who, you've already fallen for it.
"Oh, come on... Chicks love gay guys, you're going to get some real action when word of this gets out."
Bad pick up lines?
Excuse me, I've lost my virginity can I have yours?
Have you ever played Manhunt? I'm playing Womanhunt! *dangerous stare*
I have your Grandmother.
"Are you an Emo Girl?"
" ... uh, no."
*looks down depressed* "Damn it! I had the perfect pick up line for an Emo Girl."
"Are you an Emo Girl?"
"Yeah."
"You're a Freak! Hours and hours of high quality depression just like this come for the low low price of dating me."
You're so beautifull I bet you were alive during ancient Victorian times 300 years ago.
All of these are of my own creation so let me know if I suck.
Excuse me, I've lost my virginity can I have yours?
Have you ever played Manhunt? I'm playing Womanhunt! *dangerous stare*
I have your Grandmother.
"Are you an Emo Girl?"
" ... uh, no."
*looks down depressed* "Damn it! I had the perfect pick up line for an Emo Girl."
"Are you an Emo Girl?"
"Yeah."
"You're a Freak! Hours and hours of high quality depression just like this come for the low low price of dating me."
You're so beautifull I bet you were alive during ancient Victorian times 300 years ago.
All of these are of my own creation so let me know if I suck.
I like that skirt you're wearing, but I'd like it even more on my bedroom floor. What? No, I'm not a cross-dresser....I'm not! Forget I said anything...*slink away to corner*
Hello, my name is James and I'm a Billionaire whose hobbies include long walks, listening to problems and holding my breath for hours on end.
If you go out with me, I'll throw in a set of steak knives absolutely free!
Hey, at least I'm not your ex.
Hello, my name is James and I'm a Billionaire whose hobbies include long walks, listening to problems and holding my breath for hours on end.
If you go out with me, I'll throw in a set of steak knives absolutely free!
Hey, at least I'm not your ex.
Nice dress, it would look good at the bottom of my bed in a crumpled heap tomorrow
Whats it like being that way
"What way"
"The way of being The sexiest girl in the room"
Hi I'm [name] and you are....Gorgeous!! -This one actually worked
Damn girl you got more curves than a racetrack
Whats it like being that way
"What way"
"The way of being The sexiest girl in the room"
Hi I'm [name] and you are....Gorgeous!! -This one actually worked
Damn girl you got more curves than a racetrack