Pick Your "Worthless" Super Power!

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Jinjer

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Glaive_21842 said:
The ability to effortlessly open really annoying packaging.
Would that include peeling apart a tank? :p



I would love the power to temporarily bestow minor bad luck onto people I don't like. Not like get-hit-with-a-car bad luck, but spill-your-coffee-on-yourself bad luck
 

Epicspoon

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The ability to control and enter the dreams of others. No mind control and I can't kill them (in real life) or be killed myself (also in real life) but I can manipulate their dreams however I wish and when I'm in them they seem real to me. and it's not some thing like inception where either of us can be trapped in a dream forever. It would just be cool.
 

Roofstone

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The power to instantly summon any object that is within 10 meters to my side. (The fridge is five meters from near everything else in my house. score!)
 

Euskalduna

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T3hSource said:
Dishonored just showed me how broken "Blink" is,so it would be too damn awesome for the real world.Imagine blinking on top of a bus instead of paying for the ticket :D
Another power would be cloning myslef and when my clone merges back I gain its memories knowledge and all that good stuff,imagine what could you do with two of you.Also warping time would be nice,but stopping it would be overkill for physics...
Pretty sure the clone part was taken by the Kage Bunshin aka Shadow Clones from Naruto
 

bojac6

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To be able to reach in the fridge, and pull out the exactly appropriate cheese for the sandwich I am making.

Tuna salad? A very old, aged cheddar.
Grilled cheese? Boom, Red Leicester.
Roast Beef? Bleu cheese or Gruyere or whatever is appropriate for the cut of beef and the toppings I want.
Etc.
 

Genocidicles

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squidface said:
To erase any knowledge of "arrow to the knee" references and jokes.
But that meme is practically dead now! Erasing it from people's memories means it could start all over again!
 

ADDmuse

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Either the ability to spit up to 10 ft or the ability to make the back of someones' neck itchy by concentrating on it. With the spit it'd be regular spit. With the itchy neck it's just an itchy neck. If they scratch it they're immune to my power for ten minutes.
 

Chibron

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The ability to turn people's clothes inside out. just to laugh at their confusion when I do it.
 

Relish in Chaos

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The only acceptable answer is Bullshit Man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ab7F1FQrtA

But since Karl Pilkington has taken that one, I think I?d go for the power to make girls orgasm just by saying their name backwards.
 

SpectacularWebHead

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Aylaine said:
Blowing bubbles with water. :)

It might be a smash hit at birthdays, but not so much vs the evil doers of the world.
Can you not do that already?

OP: I'm surprised no-one has mentioned jubilee, who has powers pretty much describable as "Sparkly", But I'm pleased someone mentioned a certain undersea superhero who is reknowned for his "Outrageous" Suckage...

I'd have the power to make people experience a bowel movement. I'd call myself crap-man.
Or, alternatively, mild manipulation of water, nothing at the level of the water-benders in avatar, or even that deep sea git aquaman, but the ability to manipulate like, a cups worth of water.