Please, no more...

[CoverYourHead]

"My mana is low." Okay! I have potions! "I can't use that yet."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Is there something in a game you'd rather never ever hear/see again?

I shall start us off:

'Assuming direct control'

'Our recon plane will find them!'

'Tactical Nuke Incoming!'

ah i love that first quote, it means more of a badass for me to kill! i love shuttin that ***** harbinger up when i rape him in the face with my sub fully upgraded



anyways...

"

If I hear the words 'It's quiet.....too quiet' said in any medium of entertainment without irony again, the world shall feel my spite!

Also, that bastard in Animal Crossing who berates you about not saving. I could do without him, to put it mildly.

this. holy shit, if i hear that from any bird shaped character again i might have to buy a ticket and fly to that company to beat the piss out of the writer who put that in there

also..was going to add..

"ah, fox HELP ME!"

fucking how the fuck did you become a fucking pilot? you are like a fucking magnet to bad guys lasers...

another one i can't stand to hear anymore is

"lol pwn ur badz"

that is fucfking annoying to hear online (and no i suprisingly dont hear that from 12 year olds, i hear it from some dumbass elitist cocks mostly)

 

[tipp6353]

DO A BARREL ROLL TO DO THE BARREL ROLL PRESS Z OR R TWICE! SERIOUSLY PEPPY STFU!

 

[tipp6353]

Rome:Total War. The advice guy.

"Seige equipment is automatically deployed for you..."

I click it. Every. God. Damn. Seige.

yes he gets damn annoying but the lady is worse, at this time i sugge- I DON'T CARE ILL BUILD WHATEVER I WANT!

 

[Raikov]

"This team sucks, I'm leaving".

Do you really think the losing team cares if you're leaving? If you don't want to lose a game, say "Hmm, we're losing hard, and we are 4 guys short. Don't worry, I've got this!"

Stop giving up, grow up, take a stand, say "NO MORE!!" and make a difference!

...this applies to all forms of online gaming.

You sir are one of the few people I would like to play with online.

Quoted for truth. The absolute gospel truth. Please tell me you play Left 4 Dead 1 or Team Fortress 2.

Sorry, no. I'm all for Bad Company 2 right now. And I will play FFXIV when it comes out, no matter what.

More OT: Star Wars references. I bet that "These are not the (insert office material here) you're looking for" was all the rage in the 90:s, but COME ON GUYS!

Oh, and I also rage on all those who think that the guy with the highest lvl in any recently released MMO is the best player on the server. "I'm using this build, because the best guy on the sever is using it!" Fine. Be a sheep and have no will of your own.

...compliments from Achmed in Aion.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

'For the sequel, we'll be adding a multiplayer mode'

 

[TehJammers]

ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED
ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED
ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED
ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED
ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED
ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED
ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED

 

[TehJammers]

"Don't relax just yet marines."

"Don't relax just yet marines."

"Don't relax just yet marines."

"Don't relax just yey marines."


Me: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Anybody who played AvP will know what i'm talking about, i almost think the Dev's made the marines so annyoing just to make ripping the morons apart all the more satisfying when playing the Alien or Predator.

Oh man, AND HOW STUPID WERE THE HUMANS!? I JUST RIPPED OUT YOUR FRIEND'S SPINE! YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK ALARMED!

Oh, and if you growl as alien or tell a human to 'bsshhweeee cyy-come and get me motherfuckerrfssh' as a predator, they reply with 'ok i'm coming'.
wat.

 

[KaiRai]

"First lap of pit window" - Toca 2. Fuck you! It's been one lap and I'm in the lead! Stop being such a pissy ***** about pitting!

"They're onto you, find some cover!" Bullshit Soap. I fired one round and in the time it took him to hear a silenced shot fired and for said shot to perforate his skull, he alerted the entirety of a previous oblivious base to the EXACT LOCATION of my player, when previously I was a "Ghost" in this blizzard? Get out my house.

"Yes, master?" Servitors - Dawn of war. Jesus bitching Christ you don't have to talk everytime I click!

 

[Elemental]

"Hmm it looks like the power is out, hey (inesrt name here) why wont you go and turn the power back on?"

 

[KaiRai]

"enemy has UAV!" or any variation from MW2.

Please, its of no concern to tell us, becuase in 10-15 seconds its going to be $4.5 million of falling scrap courtesy of an AT-4.

Actually pretty much this on hardcore mode.

"Enemy Pavelow inbound"

Who cares? It's hardcore. Anyone with half a brain is using cold blooded.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

"This one died alone and afraid! Stand in our way and you'll get the same!"

There's that, and:

"Eyes open now! I want to watch you slip away!"

Seriously, Eleanor, we know you're awesome, but you need to have some variance in your battle cries.

 

[helldragonX]

"I will wear your pretty pretty teeth around my wrist!" from DAo

 

[lvl9000_woot]

"This team sucks, I'm leaving".

Do you really think the losing team cares if you're leaving? If you don't want to lose a game, say "Hmm, we're losing hard, and we are 4 guys short. Don't worry, I've got this!"

Stop giving up, grow up, take a stand, say "NO MORE!!" and make a difference!

...this applies to all forms of online gaming.

You sir are one of the few people I would like to play with online.

Quoted for truth. The absolute gospel truth. Please tell me you play Left 4 Dead 1 or Team Fortress 2.

I play L4D but not online

OT: Any fairy in any Zelda game.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Game: Assuming direct control.
Me: ... FFFFUUUUU-!

Also: Altair! It seems my students do not fully understand what it is to wield a blade. Perhaps you could show them what you know. NO I CAN'T! I'm trying to kill important people here!

And most of all: Cousin, it is your cousin! Let's go bowling! For the last time Roman, I DON'T WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING!

 

[Ironboot]

After playing Heavy Rain:

"Jaaaaaaasooooooooon! Jason.. Jason.. JASON!"

"SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN"

Shouting these things are optional, but I can't resist pressing that shiny X button when it appears.