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Julianking93

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Furburt said:
If I hear the words 'It's quiet.....too quiet' said in any medium of entertainment without irony again, the world shall feel my spite!
I don't remember the last time I heard that in anything.

Good thing too. It was stupid when it was first used.

OT, "Get up on the Hydra's back!!"

Goddamn it, shut the fuck up you shitty little Danny DeVito impersonator!!
 
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In TF2: MEDIC!

You don't need a fucking medic if you got shot once by a fucking pistol!

I swear, if people get the tiniest bit of damage, first thing they do is spam the medic key. Its especially annoying in large games, where every fucking person is going "MEDIC! MEEEEDIC! DOC, COME ON MAN!"
 

Meggiepants

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"Hey Listen!" comes to mind.
"Probe away."
I fucking hate the sound of Branka's voice in DA now. Three times through the Deep Roads and I want to tear that *****'s larynx out. Oh man I have some rage issues there.

I have solved the last problem I used to have by getting the ghoul mask first thing in Fallout 3, but when all I wanted to do was get from point A to point B, but to do it I had to travel through feral ghoul infested metros, the sound of their wheezing screech really got on my nerves.
 

Shockolate

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Anything any enemy says while fighting in Mass Effect 2.

Bonus points if they say "I WILL DESTROY YOU!" twice in a row.
 

Tharwen

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Any line spoken just after a save point in COD 2...

"Sir, the guns are gone!"

"What?"

"The guns - aren't - here! The krauts must have taken 'em someplace else!"

"Well hell, keep moving! We're sitting ducks out here!"

Quoted from memory of my veteran attempt (which I eventually succeeded in).
 

Marsell

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Joe Matsuda said:
I just really hate games where your a "one man army"

Im sorry, but no single person can single handedly take out an entire army by themselves

except maybe Solid Snake...but hes a super sneaky clone so it doesnt really count...
Gordon Freeman would EAT Solid Snake, why?
Because Freeman is an one man army!
 

axle 19

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The Political Gamer said:
We require additional pylons!
I forgot that one, Seriously fuck off Aldaris.

We require more minerals/vespene gas.
And to anyone who as ever played the prinny game, You got work harder dude! Everytime you die and die you shall with your 999 lives.
 

Amnestic

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Irridium said:
In TF2: MEDIC!

You don't need a fucking medic if you got shot once by a fucking pistol!

I swear, if people get the tiniest bit of damage, first thing they do is spam the medic key. Its especially annoying in large games, where every fucking person is going "MEDIC! MEEEEDIC! DOC, COME ON MAN!"
As someone who only really plays a Medic because I love being a support guy and fuck being an engineer, bunch of hard hatted tossers, I agree with this.

The amount of times I'm healing two demomen and a heavy at the same time defending a point against waves of enemies and I have a scout running around my head spamming "Medic!" because he took a stray bullet to the leg is just depressing.
 

Lazy Kitty

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Klumpfot said:
"HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN!" - A certain glowing little fairy who, were she to be featured in another game, would lead to a complete boycott of anything Nintendo-related. I might even consider staying clear of anything Japanese, to be on the safe side.
I'd pay to get more of that...

O.T.
"You're health is low! Do you have any potions - or Food?"
"Try to get your combat multiplier even higher!"
 

Android2137

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Irridium said:
In TF2: MEDIC!

You don't need a fucking medic if you got shot once by a fucking pistol!

I swear, if people get the tiniest bit of damage, first thing they do is spam the medic key. Its especially annoying in large games, where every fucking person is going "MEDIC! MEEEEDIC! DOC, COME ON MAN!"
That reminds me. There was this one time I was playing a healer class in an MMORPG and there was this moron that kept dying. He kept spamming "RES PLZ! REEEESS!! REEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! RESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" I finally res'd him just to get him to shut up, only to get him spamming that ten seconds later! GAAAHHH! I think that was one of the moments that turned me off of MMOs completely.
 

Hazy

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Amnestic said:
"Ramirez, buy me a taco! Ramirez, do my laundry! Ramirez, take Oscar Mike for walkies! Ramirez, give me a foot massage! Ramirez, work out my taxes! Ramirez, go on a booze run! Ramirez, join my in the showers - bring the soap!" - Modern Warfare 2
Irridium said:
You don't need a fucking medic if you got shot once by a fucking pistol!

I swear, if people get the tiniest bit of damage, first thing they do is spam the medic key. Its especially annoying in large games, where every fucking person is going "MEDIC! MEEEEDIC! DOC, COME ON MAN!"
This is so true that it hurts.

It's the reason why the Pyros and Demos get blown to shit, because half of the fucking Scouts I run into are incapable of figuring out that they are faster than the bloody enemy, and can easily out run them to get to a medic pickup, or possibly, the resupply room.

Likewise for Medics: Seriously guys, you see us dying? Stop catering to the fucking Heavy with 13 minutes of battle experience and help us out a little. We're working our asses off so that you won't whine into the mic when you're backstabbed and ***** about how much of an uber charge you just lost.
/Rant

OT: "STOP, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW."
Really. This was like the warning sign to all who were in the vicinity - Justin has invaded Cyrodiil. It's time for lulz.

But my word, was it annoying.
 

Void(null)

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Please no more:

Beat the level/Kill the boss so that you can die in the next cut scene right after.

If its a pivotal plot point, make it a pivotal plot point with success or failure in a level determining how I get to the next segment.

Died in the boss fight? Let the Boss capture me and do an epic breaking out sequence.

Defeated the boss, do a cutscene where I have to Break into the next level.

If you're so hell bent that the next transition is going to be done via cutscene and your game does not allow for freedom of choice in the story, at least give players a sense that your world is dynamic with the cutscenes.
 
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Hazy said:
This is so true that it hurts.

It's the reason why the Pyros and Demos get blown to shit, because half of the fucking Scouts I run into are incapable of figuring out that they are faster than the bloody enemy, and can easily out run them to get to a medic pickup, or possibly, the resupply room.

Likewise for Medics: Seriously guys, you see us dying? Stop catering to the fucking Heavy with 13 minutes of battle experience and help us out a little. We're working our asses off so that you won't whine into the mic when you're backstabbed and ***** about how much of an uber charge you just lost.
/Rant

OT: "STOP, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW."
Really. This was like the warning sign to all who were in the vicinity - Justin has invaded Cyrodiil. It's time for lulz.

But my word, was it annoying.
So true.

And to add to more oblivion stuff, if I hear one more conversation about Mudcrabs I will murder everyone in a 5 mile radius.

TALK ABOUT MUDCRABS NOW YOU ANNOYING FUCKS!
 

Om Nom Nom

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Borderlands. The grunting.

Especially when going over rough terrain with a full team. Or a team that LOVES bunnyhopping.

*gruntgruntgruntgruntgruntgruntgruntgruntgruntgruntgruntgruntgruntgruntgrunt*

*claws ears off*

"STOP, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8