Please, no more...

[MiracleOfSound]

"
"Probe away" - Mass Effect 2

I always think of something dirty when Edi says that.

Probably just me.

Well she does like to see humans on their knees.

Assuming the position... I mean control

Please assume the correct party escort submission position.

...

That was a joke.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Anything Harvest Moon or Pokemon related. I grew up with too many people who ALWAYS played them.

Same here.

As for other things I'd like see leave gaming...

bad writing, quick-time events, and Laura Croft.

 

[Ekonk]

"
"Probe away" - Mass Effect 2

I always think of something dirty when Edi says that.

Probably just me.

Well she does like to see humans on their knees.

Assuming the position... I mean control

Please assume the correct party escort submission position.

THANK YOU FOR ASSUMING THE CORRECT PARTY ESCORT SUBMISSION POSITION

 

[Distorted Stu]

 

[silver wolf009]

"thank you for choosing the correct party retrieval submission position"
"Wild lugia appeared" im out of master balls
(Not from a game but still) "the portal 2 boycott is a sucess and there will never be a sequal to the beloved game"
Edit: oh yeah, "the freeman has destroyed equiptment vital to sucess, inescapiable sights of doom shroud the vortisence.

 

[Steagony]

Christian symbolism in JRPG's (eg. Xenogears)



... okay I lied, I totally love that.

 

[bawkbawkboo1]

WARNING: battery level low

or whatever the phrasing is while playing any Wii game when I've forgotten to recharge the damn Wiimote.

 

[Daemascus]

A claymore mine detenator click and altitude and stall alarms in flight sims.

 

[w-Jinksy]

"Show me what passes for fury amongst your misbegotten kind!" - i mean seriously space marines we get it you murder aliens for a living but shouting this line ever fucking 5 seconds just gets boring.

Everything the guards say in AC2

"im coming with you Dr. Freeman" - no piss off you'll just die in 30 seconds

 

[Dimbo_Sama]

'It's over!'

'I'm afraid it's only just begining'

That's NOT GOOD WRITING

 

[Hazy]

'It's over!'

'I'm afraid it's only just begining'

That's NOT GOOD WRITING

I loved watching the final cutscene of Resident Evil 5, being able to close my eyes and speak the words following
"It's over! -Name edited because of spoilers-" with such comprehensible ease, as if I had seen it a dozen times over.

What follows?
"...No, it's only just beginning..."

Me: "-.-"

 

[Attelia]

Enemy officer defeated!

No matter what form you put this phrase in, it will still be the same!!!

Basically anything Dynasty Warriors related because people spout the same phrase each time you beat an officer.

Awww... Over so soon?

Especially the the girl CAWs (Create a Warrior) dribbling the same stuff no matter how you change them!

 

[Artina89]

Anything that Nero says in DMC 4 especially KKKYRRRRIIIIIEEEEE!!!

"Thank you Mario! But out Princess is in another castle!" Really? If you know she's in another castle, could you kindly point me to the right one? No? Well then, I guess I'll just have to keep searching the other seven castles then. Thank for all your help!

This as well. It was the bane of my childhood.

 

[maninahat]

Any scene where in a fellow soldier gest over confident in the heat of battle and stands above cover, firing away and taunting the enemy at the top of his voice - until he takes a bullet.

Such a gay little cliché...

 

[mayney93]

If I see another fucking Zubat I am going to flush my gameboy down the toilet.

ditto but for a rattata

 

[Bilbo536]

Cousin! Let's go bowling!

 

[AVeryDrunkPanda]

Characters who constantly spout lame one-liners.
I think that's it. Like Cole's "Travelin' in style" line from infamous.

 

[the idiot computer]

Every character's dialogue in the entire history of gaming except a select few.