Points where you've disagreed with Yahtzee

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Ajna

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galletea said:
The point where he's described as "reviewing" things mostly.
Ajna said:
galletea said:
The point where he's described as "reviewing" things mostly.
He does review things. If he just wanted to be funny, he probably wouldn't do as many vague games few people have heard of (Siren Blood Call? What's that, some greek thing I failed in 10th grade?). Fact is, if he wrote this all down and used much nicer adjectives (and, presumably, slightly more than "zero" in the way of punctuation), he could be read as a normal reviewer. Take a review you read on gamestop, add some colorful adjectives, and make the guy be paid to review, not suck up. Yahtzee is what you get (assuming the guy in question can pull off that ranting voice... >.< I sure can't talk that long, but I know people who can.).
I don't agree that he reviews things, so much as takes a few elements and makes dick jokes about them. Not that I mind, he's mildly amusing at times, but it's not really reviewing, there's never a full picture, and he's pretty much paid to be negative as that's what keeps people happy.
He's not so much "paid to be negative" as he is "paid to review things, and conveinently a pessimist". If he was paid to be negative, Saints Row 2 and Portal (among others, I know, though I can't recall other names at the moment) wouldn't have received such great reviews. He focuses on flaws, to be sure, but that's what you remember about a game. I don't remember the great scenery in Mass Effect unless I'm thinking back on it. But I do remember that half the game consists of elevators.
 

Circus Ascendant

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Okay, let's get one thing straight.

Yahtzee holds up the Escapist. There is NOTHING else on here that I've found remotely funny. I watched a review of the Watchmen game by someone else and it was informative... nothing else. I may as well have gone to Gamespot. Unskippable is absolutely dire, the only Unskippable I found entertaining was the one where Yahtzee was in it. However, I thought the X-Blades review by the random guy from Unskippable was very good... so I'm not sure what the Unskippable guys are doing to make their work so shit.

However, too many people seem to take his word for gospel. All over the Escapist you've got people parroting his phrases or thinly disguising things that are blatantly his style. Another thing - I've seen a soar in the use of the word "arbitrary" since Yahtzee started using it, in contexts that suggest that the majority of users don't actually know what it means. Together with people hating on things "because he told them to."

I also disagree with his treatment of Gamespot - along with everyone else's. Gamespot do seem to overpraise the games that are massively over-hyped, but only those select few. In my experience the rest of Gamespot's reviews are ridiculously over-critical, and I've enjoyed a great many games (and continue to play them) that they've barely given a seven to.

Also I'm a Sonic fan, even now (not played Unleashed though), so I disagree with that. I also feel I was out of the gaming loop for a while because suddenly quick-time events are everywhere, but before I got my PS3 I don't recall seeing any.

Oh yeah, and I like JRPGs. A lot. Provided you can rename your character, preferably your whole team. That's of vital importance to me, it breaks a JRPG for me if you can't do it. It's a role-play game, not a "pilot some douche" game.

But, as others have said, I don't let his opinion get to me if it differs from mine. I mean, he actually said it in the Mailbag Showdown - if you enjoyed a game then there's no reason a poor review should get to you.

There's also people in this thread saying that they think he thought the cutscenes in DMC4 (a game I hated thoroughly for many reasons, but I'm not a professional reviewer and people will just disagree) should have had quicktime events. He never said that, he said "there's no reason these fights couldn't have been playable". That's not the same thing at all as saying "quicktime events would have improved them."

I'm not going to wade through his reviews and point out every game he didn't like that I did, because I think I've still not even played the majority. But as has been said here, he's a person. I'm a person, you reading this (Yes, you, Adrian! [irony]) are a person, and we all think differently.

Make your own opinions and get your own verbal (or written, in the case of forums) ticks. Like MaxTheReaper.
 

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LimaBravo said:
Circus Ascendant said:
Unskippable is absolutely dire, the only Unskippable I found entertaining was the one where Yahtzee was in it. However, I thought the X-Blades review by the random guy from Unskippable was very good... so I'm not sure what the Unskippable guys are doing to make their work so shit. /wallotext
Oh dude thats so wrong and your clearly evil. Your the kinda person that doesnt think Mystery Science Theatre is funny :D

/wandersoffsharpeningpitchforkandsoakingragsinpitch
Sorry man, but their slow American accents just grate me no end. It's like they've not even planned what they're going to say.

And I have never seen Mystery Science Theatre, so I couldn't say! =P
 

BolognaBaloney

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Julius M said:
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iamq said:
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iamq said:
When he said it was stupid to unclock characters in SSB I dissagree.
No I agree with him on this one, purely because it sucks to bring a game over to play at with friends, and you only have the few starting characters/maps/guns whatever it may be
Well, I don't care if you agree with him, you can't just say no to my oppinion.
Your "oppinion" as you put it, is just that, yours, so I can in fact so no to it, as it is not the "oppinion" that I share.
It's still a rather silly complaint to make about it though. I unlocked pretty much all characters in the Subspace Emissary in one evening.
Yeah, and I can see how you got a sense of accomplishment from it, but when your trying to play multiplayer with friends, and everyone wants someone you dont have, it gets kinda annoying.
 

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Ajna said:
BolognaBaloney said:
iamq said:
BolognaBaloney said:
iamq said:
When he said it was stupid to unclock characters in SSB I dissagree.
No I agree with him on this one, purely because it sucks to bring a game over to play at with friends, and you only have the few starting characters/maps/guns whatever it may be
Well, I don't care if you agree with him, you can't just say no to my oppinion.
Your "oppinion" as you put it, is just that, yours, so I can in fact so no to it, as it is not the "oppinion" that I share.
Actually, you can't say no to someone's opinion. You can say you disagree with it, but you can't say "no". It isn't a question, to start with. It also is a touch rude.

"Everyone has the right to an opinion. They just don't have the right for it not to be stupid." ~Me.

By saying no to it, you're saying he can't have it. Feel free to disagree with him, but you can't say "No, you're wrong", unless he's saying something that you have evidence against (e.g.: The earth is flat).

You can say you think it's annoying/fine to have to unlock all of the characters in SSBB, but you can't say that anyone who thinks different is wrong. Whether or not it's annoying is an opinion not a fact. Type in "define:eek:pinion" and "define:fact" in Google, then come back afterwards. Danke.
No, thats a no to his opinion, and a no to your self-righteous rant.
 

Tullio

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The constant Wii-bashing, particularly the Wii-mote bashing. There's really nothing wrong with the sensitivity, certainly nothing palpable enough to cause more than a moments irritation once every hour or so
 

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I agree with all the bad points and nitpicks even when I still enjoy a particular game he destoyed.
Maybe I'm just easy to cater for. I can appreciate the good stuff even with the bad.
 

Twilight_guy

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Everything relating to RPGs; I like RPGs. Also, everything relating to Nintendo; I like Nintendo.
 

BolognaBaloney

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veloper said:
I agree with all the bad points and nitpicks even when I still enjoy a particular game he destoyed.
Maybe I'm just easy to cater for. I can appreciate the good stuff even with the bad.
Same, sometimes he rips apart a game I love, but honestly, most of the time what he says is pretty well grounded.
 

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Fraser.J.A said:
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for this I get 2 distinct options, drive, and have my retarded AI partner shoot at the weakest enemy who couldn't be any further from my vehicle if he were in fucking orbit, or shoot, and have my retarded AI partner drive in circles or come to a total standstill next to the mahoosive tank of death that I'm desperately trying to destroy with my piddly little chain gun.
Usually the level seems to be designed for you to drive through it really fast and not bother to kill all the stuff you go past. The ally on the gun gives you the sense that you're fighting when really you're just whooshing through. I can't think of a scene where you actually have to take on a big tank with a Warthog... if there is one I'd probably jump out and 'nade it. *shrug*
Halo 3, you have to take on a prowler, wraith and a needler turret in a hog.

good luck getting out and 'nadeing that lot.
 

xenxander

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I do not agree nor disagree with Yhatzee. Remember he's a critic, set out to find the flaws of any game he reviews.

Some hate his ranting, others call it "The Holy Grail". How I view them is simple - I laugh at them, enjoy his snide remarks, and then may even get one of the games he hates and see for myself.

Take what he says with a grain of salt - enjoy it. Just don't be offended by it - be liberal, not conservative, and enjoy life.
 

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Ajna said:
galletea said:
The point where he's described as "reviewing" things mostly.
Ajna said:
galletea said:
The point where he's described as "reviewing" things mostly.
He does review things. If he just wanted to be funny, he probably wouldn't do as many vague games few people have heard of (Siren Blood Call? What's that, some greek thing I failed in 10th grade?). Fact is, if he wrote this all down and used much nicer adjectives (and, presumably, slightly more than "zero" in the way of punctuation), he could be read as a normal reviewer. Take a review you read on gamestop, add some colorful adjectives, and make the guy be paid to review, not suck up. Yahtzee is what you get (assuming the guy in question can pull off that ranting voice... >.< I sure can't talk that long, but I know people who can.).
I don't agree that he reviews things, so much as takes a few elements and makes dick jokes about them. Not that I mind, he's mildly amusing at times, but it's not really reviewing, there's never a full picture, and he's pretty much paid to be negative as that's what keeps people happy.
He's not so much "paid to be negative" as he is "paid to review things, and conveinently a pessimist". If he was paid to be negative, Saints Row 2 and Portal (among others, I know, though I can't recall other names at the moment) wouldn't have received such great reviews. He focuses on flaws, to be sure, but that's what you remember about a game. I don't remember the great scenery in Mass Effect unless I'm thinking back on it. But I do remember that half the game consists of elevators.
I'm inclined to disagree. Maybe at some point he decides wether he likes a game or not, but then he just slams it. He manages to cover this up by making obscure references and now and again commenting on gameplay.

Plus he makes too many excuses. He'll say something like "Well, apparently it's good online but I didn't play it online so I don't care."
 

MiracleOfSound

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One thing that gets me is when he complains about games being too easy when he clearly didn't play them on the harder modes.

Take Gears 2 for example, he complained that the lancer was overpowered and that you were basically unkilleable as you could run up to locust and chainsaw them while absorbing thier shots due to replenishing health.

He said that dying rarely happened due to teammates reviving him. ON insane it is the player who spends half the game running after the AI to revive THEM.

If he had tried five minutes on Hardcore or insane then these points would have been completely invalid, if you try to lancer your way through insane you'll last a few seconds.
 

Ultress

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I whole heartedly dissapree with his JRPGS but he knows he hates them and doesn't play them with exception. I don't get angry about at let him have his opinion. Though I rarly plat games he "reviews" i do tend with him. Also his minor Vavle loving irks me I get over it. Like people have said above it gets annoying when people quote him like an almighty souce that wins any debate.
 

hagaya

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I don't like his stereotype of JRPGs and the subject matter of them, even though I can say that its completely justified. I have found a few quality ones, but nearly nothing after Final Fantasy X came out was even close. Some of his specific points aren't really justified, but overall he has a fairly strong argument.

Other than that, despite a few little doubts, he hasn't really given me anything close to a kick in the balls because people have the right to their own opinion. I do agree with him on a surprising number of his points (Halo, Guitar Hero III, Prince of Persia, etc.), and some that I do not are pretty surprising. I played through Portal twice then got phenomenally bored with it and Call of Duty 4 had a similar effect (I haven't even reached Level 55 in multiplayer because I stopped playing it).
 

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I pretty much could not stand him rip apart Sonic Unleashed JRPGs and any game he has ever played . He will good stuff about Gear of War 2 or any mindless FPS game (Which is so tipacal.) I wish I could punch him in the face.