Pokèmon... When will we finally be able to catch them ALL??

[theultimateend]

Oh, it's on now, *****.

Nah, I can't pull that off.

No, no you can not.
And Ho-Oh is way more awesome.
I mean, he's got a fucking Rainbow for a tail

Ho-oh is not more awesome than Lugia. I will agree that he is more of a pimp than any other Pokemon ever will be. And that includes Honchcrow.

Ho-Oh gets Sacred Fire which is usually one of the coolest looking moves in the game .

 

[ZeLunarian]

But, I have a Charizard, does that mean I control Satan? And that Satan likes me?

Yes.
Yes it does.

But I have Arceus, God amongst Pokemon.
And he likes me a lot.

The sheer pimpingness of that would give Ho-oh and Honchcrow Bird Flu. And Swine Flu.

Don't forget the Pimp flu!

PkMn 420: Pimpflu or Huffpuff?

 

[Dok Zombie]

It's pronounced "Pac Man".

 

[sky14kemea]

i feel so old when my neighbour kids talk about pokemon.

it's all dialga and palkia and some other things i can't spell.
have they even heard of mewtwo!? you know the strongest of all!

Mewtwo isn't strongest, duh

Arcerus is God.
He can kill you by staring at you

Mew will murder them all in their sleep. And he will still look cute while doing it.

Exactly, 'cause everyone knows Mew is the best one there ever was! D:<

I could cope with the first 300 or so (almost), but after that it got silly. Dx

 

[ottenni]

As long as i can have Arcanine i don't care. Well i do care but you know, i have a soft spot for Arcanine.

 

[mikecoulter]

I don't want to catch them all, then there will never be that mystery of what's left to catch...

 

[Magnalian]

But, I have a Charizard, does that mean I control Satan? And that Satan likes me?

Yes.
Yes it does.

But I have Arceus, God amongst Pokemon.
And he likes me a lot.

The sheer pimpingness of that would give Ho-oh and Honchcrow Bird Flu. And Swine Flu.

Don't forget the Pimp flu!

Why would I ever forget the Pimp Flu?

 

[Areani]

I say, once you've caught the 151 first ones (excluding mew) you've caught them all.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[randommaster]

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What about magmar? It was a humanoid duck that was on fire and had an ass on its forehead.

Then what about Luvdisc? It was basically just an ass. With eyes.

yeah, but it wasn't a freaky combination of animal and combustion as well. I can handle a pokemon looking like a body part, but when it's also on fire and a duck, well...how can you say that's not weird?

I don't care how weird that thing was, it was a duck. On Fire. With an ass on its forehead. In my mind that still translates as 'fucking sweet'.

It may be cool (or not), but you can't deny that it isn't weird. People tend to complain about the strange new pokemon, but forget how odd some of the old ones were.
Ahhhhhhh! Too many posts to reply to!

Spoiler

What are you talking about? I've captured all 150.

Insist there's more and I'll correct you with red or blue, there is no more than 150 and if you suggest differently you'll be slapped by a lickatongue or something equally worse :|

But I like being able to do more than 40 damage with dragon attacks and being able to use other types besides psychic.

And the opponents having limited PP.

And continuous moves not eating your turn.

And freeze not being permanent.

And having decent bug Pokemon.

And having decent looking sprites.

And being able to do new things after the elite 4.

And mudkipz.

I'm more or less joking. I would say something positive about Gold or Silver but I bought both of them for my friend and I to play when they first came out and I had little money, they BOTH got stolen somehow and I never got to play past the first gym leader.

So now I bought the remake gold and silver for my friend and for olde times sake so maybe I'll change my tune then. Till then LALALALALALALA LAAA LA LA LA LAAA :|. See there's a hidden pun there being childish ....no? ...:C ....

I know you're messing around, I'm just expressing my RAEG at things that I didn't like about the first games.

Anyways, I hop your new game doesn't get stolen, because that would suck all kinds of things. The good news is that you no longer have to deal with the infernal link cable in order to trade.

yeah, but it wasn't a freaky combination of animal and combustion as well. I can handle a pokemon looking like a body part, but when it's also on fire and a duck, well...how can you say that's not weird?

BUT IT JUST WANTS A HUG!
HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL?!

Because Magmortar is literally the last missing data entry from my pokedex, so I rage constantly about it and its family.

 

[theultimateend]

PkMn 420: Pimpflu or Huffpuff?

Pimpflu.
If we go with Huffpuff, we might get sued by the three little pigletts! (Or whatever that childrens story is called in English)

I would have figured Rowling would have sued you for taking the name (basically) of one of the houses for the little kid wizards .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogwarts#Hufflepuff

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[TheNamlessGuy]

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[ZeLunarian]

PkMn 420: Pimpflu or Huffpuff?

Pimpflu.
If we go with Huffpuff, we might get sued by the three little pigletts! (Or whatever that childrens story is called in English)

I would have figured Rowling would have sued you for taking the name (basically) of one of the houses for the little kid wizards .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogwarts#Hufflepuff

Nah it was a surfer\smoker joke ever had a 4:20? huffpuffpuff

 

[DarkSaber]

I'm waiting for my copy of Diamond to arrive for my new DS. Last Pokemon game I played (but didn't quite actually finish) was Red when it first came out. I'm sure I'm in for a shock.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[dark-amon]

Whenever they run out of new "Legendaries".

So soon.
Because, you know, they've used most things.
Even God, for Arcerus' sake!

No, won't stop there. Nothing will stop them. As long as Pokemon prints money they'll make more and more games. It won't until the people making the games run out of ideas, now bad ideas, or games to remake. Then will we be able to catch them all. But they will still make the spinoff games.

 

[randommaster]

I'm waiting for my copy of Diamond to arrive for my new DS. Last Pokemon game I played (but didn't quite actually finish) was Red when it first came out. I'm sure I'm in for a shock.

You can trade without link cables and over wifi! It is the best thing to happen to pokemon since ever.

 

[randommaster]

i was getting drunk with some friends the other night and we started listing all of the pokemon we remembered from the show and gameboy games. we were just listing them off the top of our heads and surprisingly it went on for a while. don't know if this makes us awesome? or totally gay?

It's awesome. Anything with alchohol is awesome and pokemon is awesome by itself, so it's just extra awesome.