Poke Fun at Your Favorite Games and Their Bad Points

[Amethyst Wind]

Portal:

I have to put up with some neurotic, possessive ***** who hawks my every move and frequently tries to kill me, just to get some goddamn cake?!?

Holy crap! I got married!

 

[Alido]

The Elder Scrolls IV : Oblivion
"Stop right there criminal scum!"
I think you'll agree that the telepathic guards were annoying.