Political Correctness Gone Mad

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Barky13

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It's just like Frankie Boyle said, "Apparently we're not aloud to call them fairy lights anymore because it's homophobic. From now on we're supposed to call them poof lanterns."
 

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Blackboards being replaced with whiteboards no just no, may these men/women choke on their own drool.
 

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McCa said:
SmilingKitsune said:
McCa said:
SmilingKitsune said:
Coloured coffee? Baba coloured sheep? These have to be jokes, or else the world truly has gone mad.
BaBa Rainbow sheep is very real was on the news over here in Englishland last year sometime.
~sigh~ Faith in humanity -1.
It is okay, I'm raising an army to eradicate stupidity; Steven Fry has voluntered to spread word of our cause; Look to the west for the coming storm. When we come; They Will die. All of them.
I want in. I'll supply the molotvs and cookies
 

scotth266

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Inverse Skies said:
Fairy penguins being changed to 'little penguins' lest it upset the gay community.

That or the fact they re-wrote, 'What should we do with a drunken sailor?' to 'What should we do with a grumpy pirate?'

Strange...
This irritates me. I sang that song A SHIT TON* during my childhood. I turned out alright according to my parents, so I think that the song is ok too.

*This is not a quantifiable amount and is a simplification of large quantities of shit. Seriously large. Like 1000000000000000000000000000000 of something might be a milli-Shit Ton. Have fun calculating how many times I actually sang that thing.

Samurai Goomba said:
I liked how the Venture Bros mentioned that "African American" thing. I've always hated how people use that term, despite the fact that it is often 100% incorrect.

1. People who were born in America are not African any more than I am German, Irish or whatever. The color of their skin is irrelevant-Americans are just plain Americans if they were born in this country. They're not "African American" unless they lived in Africa at some point and then came over to America to live there. Ancestry doesn't count. My grandfather might be a truck driver, but that doesn't mean I deserve to have people give me free mack trucks because of my "heritage," or that I know how to drive one.

Just adding my $0.02 in support of what you wrote.
Thanks, this is exactly what I was gonna throw up on here. Technically, by their terminology I'm a GermIriWelPolsomethingorotherMerican. It's just easier to call me a white boy. 'Sides, I have a black friend who calls me a cracker. I don't care, because it's all in jest.

The fact of the matter is that we now live in a day and age where everyone HAS to be sensitive, unless you want to get sued. You HAVE to have a certain amount of black employees, or you're racist, for example. The logic failure in this is that you're no longer hiring for skill, so the quality of your services could take a hit if you're forced to take on someone who isn't qualified for the position.
 

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scotth266 said:
link670 said:
When recently a high school in California changed St. Patrick's day to Potato Day.
SOURCE ME THIS SHIT. NOW.
I was able to find this follow up article:
http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/apr/13/breitbart-jon-stewart-and-kumar-go-to-white-house/
Excerpt:
The "joke" was that these right-wing zealots weren't giving the new president enough time, that the previous president did worse things, and that I, in particular, was ridiculous for blaming the president for "St. Patrick's Day" becoming "Potato Day" at my kids' public school. (Yes, the name change took place. No, I did not blame President Obama ? specifically.)
 

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Nmil-ek said:
Blackboards being replaced with whiteboards no just no, may these men/women choke on their own drool.
Whiteboards are much cleaner and more hypoallergenic than chalkboards, very important in rooms with electronic equipment such as college classrooms.
 

scotth266

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link670 said:
scotth266 said:
link670 said:
When recently a high school in California changed St. Patrick's day to Potato Day.
SOURCE ME THIS SHIT. NOW.
I was able to find this follow up article:
http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/apr/13/breitbart-jon-stewart-and-kumar-go-to-white-house/
Excerpt:
The "joke" was that these right-wing zealots weren't giving the new president enough time, that the previous president did worse things, and that I, in particular, was ridiculous for blaming the president for "St. Patrick's Day" becoming "Potato Day" at my kids' public school. (Yes, the name change took place. No, I did not blame President Obama ? specifically.)
....*weeps*

Ok, this is just TOO bad. How does a man like this get elected? Do tell me he's done some nice, rational things too. Please?

St.Patricks Day is a day that fundamentally revolves AROUND BEING IRISH. St.Patrick is a hero of IRISH FOLKLORE. Hence the reason that the day IS NAMED AFTER FUCKING ST.PATRICK!!!
Pardon my French there. It's just that this, as a (mainly) Irish person, offends me to the core. It's a holiday that was meant to celebrate a culture, but now thanks to this prick it's being relegated to a FUCKING FOOD ITEM. Sure, potatoes are Irish, but potatoes grow everywhere. There was only one St.Patrick, and naming the day after him was done to honor his place in Irish myth and tradition. The poor bastard must be rolling in his grave, God rest his honorable soul.

EDIT: Christ, this pissed me off so much that I typed "in" as "is". Fuck.
 

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Nmil-ek said:
Blackboards being replaced with whiteboards no just no, may these men/women choke on their own drool.
I believe that whiteboards are only used because they're easier to handle and more environmentally friendly although I'm not sure.
 

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scotth266 said:
link670 said:
scotth266 said:
link670 said:
When recently a high school in California changed St. Patrick's day to Potato Day.
SOURCE ME THIS SHIT. NOW.
I was able to find this follow up article:
http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/apr/13/breitbart-jon-stewart-and-kumar-go-to-white-house/
Excerpt:
The "joke" was that these right-wing zealots weren't giving the new president enough time, that the previous president did worse things, and that I, in particular, was ridiculous for blaming the president for "St. Patrick's Day" becoming "Potato Day" at my kids' public school. (Yes, the name change took place. No, I did not blame President Obama ? specifically.)
....*weeps*

Ok, this is just TOO bad. How does a man like this get elected?
I assume that when you say that, you are talking about Obama, it was not him, it was a local decision. Whoever on the school board felt that St. Patrick's day was something that needed to be made PC deserves to be put into Solitary Confinement.
 

scotth266

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link670 said:
scotth266 said:
link670 said:
scotth266 said:
link670 said:
When recently a high school in California changed St. Patrick's day to Potato Day.
SOURCE ME THIS SHIT. NOW.
I was able to find this follow up article:
http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/apr/13/breitbart-jon-stewart-and-kumar-go-to-white-house/
Excerpt:
The "joke" was that these right-wing zealots weren't giving the new president enough time, that the previous president did worse things, and that I, in particular, was ridiculous for blaming the president for "St. Patrick's Day" becoming "Potato Day" at my kids' public school. (Yes, the name change took place. No, I did not blame President Obama ? specifically.)
....*weeps*

Ok, this is just TOO bad. How does a man like this get elected?
I assume that when you say that, you are talking about Obama, it was not him, it was a local decision. Whoever on the school board felt that St. Patrick's day was something that needed to be made PC deserves to be put into Solitary Confinement.
My apologies then. I was talking about the dude, not Obama.
Speaking of which, I seem to be missing my chainsaw. And I'm covered in blood.
Meh, it probably a coincidence. If he turns up missing in the news, he TRIPPED. IN A LAKE. WITH SOME CHAINSAW FISH. Right.
 

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link670 said:
When recently a high school in California changed St. Patrick's day to Potato Day.
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*sigh*

As an Irish person this really does hurt me. I can live with the drunk sterotype(because it's largely true) I can live with the the awful impersonations but for fucks sake this not only extracts the urine in the stupidist way possible but it actually makes me want to drill holes into some peoples skulls in the hope it will allow some common sense to find its way into their heads.
 

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carnkhan4 said:
tk1989 said:
lol, they rewrote that song? that is hilarious!

I was recently corrected for saying "Third World"... Wasn't extremely funny or anything, i was just surprised at how now it is politically incorrect to say Third World, yet a couple of years ago every politician on the planet was saying it an alarming amount.
That's less political correctness, more to do with fact that no-one even knows what the first and second worlds are anymore...
Yes we do. The first world is Europe, the second world is the Americas, the fourth world is east Asia.
 

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If no one has said it yet, since I've only read through the first page:

You can't call someone a midget, you have to call them a "little-person", because that's going to make them feel better about themselves. Yeah, bull-fucking-shit! I've never met someone like that who's ever enjoyed being called a little-person.
 

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I can see the point in PC, but it doesn't mean that I agree with it.
And frankly, re-writing nursery rhymes to leave out the 'offensive' words, dubbing out cigarettes in films and effectively, re-writing history in some cases isn't on.
How can you justify it?
 

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skorpion352 said:
pirateninj4 said:
In New Zealand feminist groups got manhole changed to personhole. I feel this is kind of retarded because we still use the word mankind, not personkind.
wait, when did we do that? also, is it just me, or does personhole remind you more of arsehole than manhole?
Sometime in the last 5 years or so, one of my road working mates told me.
 

Barky13

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One thing I hate is when documentaries are put on TV at a time so that kids can watch them, then they cut out all the educational stuff.
 

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I hate the phrase "political correctness gone mad", it brings to mind a KKK member brandishing a copy of Time magazine with Obama on the cover yelling "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS".

That aside, I do remember a pretty bad case of uptighticus.
I do believe I remember someone actually asking if a bastard sword being called as such insulted real-life bastards.
Okay, I'm lying. I can't actually remember anything.
But I'm sure, someone, somewhere, actually asked that at some point!