Poll: Are gamers good in bed?

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Oh man, I know all the special moves.

This video is what I'm like in bed.


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The penis plays a big part too.
 

Charli

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Jarek Mace said:
As a virgin, I can safely say that I am the mighty god of sex. I stride into battle wielding my divine eleven-inch meat sword; the Vaginites quiver with fear, envy, and desire as I approach them.

... I have nothing constructive to contribute to this topic.
I laughed. At the very least you've got humour going for you.


I honestly haven't given it much thought... Sorry Op.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Oh man, I know all the special moves.

This video is what I'm like in bed.


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The penis plays a big part too.
You use cheat codes to get all the special power ups and abilities don't you?

That's not fair to anyone. :D
 

Basement Cat

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Taking a page from Yahtzee, these days you can call me "Hand Solo".

As for whether gamers are good in bed I fear the truth is that I've never bedded one and have never 'bedded' myself.

No applicable experience, I'm afraid.
 

Reaper195

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I'm a gamer, and the last couple of relationships I've been in, the women have been 'satisfied'. I wouldn't say I'm a sex god or anything, and I can really only go on by what others say about me. So...I guess I'm rather good?
 
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Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Oh man, I know all the special moves.

This video is what I'm like in bed.


Might
Controls
Everything

The penis plays a big part too.
You use cheat codes to get all the special power ups and abilities don't you?

That's not fair to anyone. :D

In thought we were friends Fiz...

[sub]How did you find out?[/sub]
 

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KoudelkaMorgan said:
Well it depends on if they use the Konami code or not.

Up, up, down, down, left, right...you get where I was going with this? There is no correlation between gaming and humping, just a lot of potential jokes to be made like the one I just did.

Feel free to insert the word "joystick" and the phrase "push my buttons" in your own.

I don't think sex is better with Kinect though, maybe with the trance vibrator from rez idk.
Ninja'd... so yeah... What does being a joystick jockey have to do with being a vag jockey?
 

mkg

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This is kind of a dumb question. It's like asking if basketball players are good in bed. How the hell would you know unless you slept with them?
 

Mr.Pandah

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I'm great in bed, but I doubt that has anything to do with me being a gamer. (I've been told I am, along with obvious reactions during time in "bed")
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Oh man, I know all the special moves.

This video is what I'm like in bed.


Might
Controls
Everything

The penis plays a big part too.
You use cheat codes to get all the special power ups and abilities don't you?

That's not fair to anyone. :D

In thought we were friends Fiz...

[sub]How did you find out?[/sub]
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. :D

[sub]That's a video of Vergil, so I guess you gave yourself away.[/sub]
 

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rbstewart7263 said:
JeffBergGold said:
If they are the normal kind that participate in physical activity? It's a possibility

If they are the nerd autistic kind with poor physical bodies? Definitely not.
Exactly! I swear people on here trying to debate me or damn blow what I said out of proportion.
Erm, except you just admitted that being a gamer has little to do with it. And then insisted that people were too nitpicky when you said that gaming plays some sort of significant role. Which, I let me remind you again, you confirmed it didn't in the previous sentence.

ZeroMachine said:
"Gamer" isn't an identifier, it's a describer. It's one facet of my, and other's, lives. We're just more passionate and into it than other people are.

So please, you and all other people who think that people who call themselves gamers see it is an identity, stop badmouthing us that don't have issues with the term. It's getting silly.
As Vault101 said, nobody is taking an issue with people calling themselves gamers, people are taking issue with people trying to wrap their whole being around the concept. You said it yourself - it's a describer - you could also be an avid book reader, cyclist, mechanic and a chef, if you wish, but none of the other descriptions (I hope) govern every aspect of your life. We are just people, after all, we all have variable degrees of skill and interest at stuff. Letting one of the labels dictate more than it should is idiotic and shouldn't be done.
 

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Man, I got that bed thing down pat. Bag of Cheetos on the nightstand, fluff the comfy pillows, tuck myself in with my favorite SF/fantasy novel. Yeah, baby!
 

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I'm good.

Gamers have a bad rep, prob from not getting enough practice and jizzing when they see boobs.

Never had that prob tho.