Poll: Are gamers good in bed?

[Gatx]

I've been told I'm a good kisser but that's all I'm willing to share.

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

I've been in a steady relationship for 2 years. I must be doing something right.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I would not say that gamers have a great rep when it comes to coming.
Of course, many PC-gamers (glorious master race etc.) do have very fast fingers, but it is rare that someone would want a click-job, whilst consoleros (dirty, dirty peasants) are kown for having well trained thumbs and general experience with analog sticks, but without the necessary button layout, many are found stumped, usually asking where the buttons are, when being presented the "analog pads" attached to the female body.
WE are known though for being able to "stay up" all night and open to "raids" with parties larger than two, although many are also known for being fast shooters, but we also learn very fast upon gaining experience.

it's not that hard dude all you do is give her "analog sticks" twenty clockwise rotations then twenty counter clockwise rotations (maybe more or less) then you take your "wii remote" and "synchronize it" with her "controller port" this may take some pushing in and pulling out sometimes you may have to move the girl to where she's on her hands and knees (don't forget to rotate those analog sticks)

So, you're saying that you need her to balance on a Wii fit board in order to properly synchronize with your wii-mote?

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

It depends whether they have gained enough exp and added enough skill points into the sex feat... Possibly a higher dexterity and strength skill will also add to the experience... where a high charisma skill will be needed to get to the '2 people in a bed' stage faster...

Strength could be subsituted with equal parts inteligence or wisdom for technique points... but at a detriment to time. (3d20x10secs. Where a triple number equals premature ejaculation)

 

[phreakdb]

Several people in here are going by 'equipment' grade. That has very little to do with whether or not someone is good in bed. I have found in my travels, that a woman is more responsive if she is mentally and emotionally invested in her mate. In order for that to occur, you and her must mesh.

I will say that I as a person have had no complaints other than the inevitable harsh words after the break up when the female's feelings are hurt. Months or even years later, they are calling me up. So, I would say that while I am not a god, I feel I am fairly competent, given reactions and longevity of relationships with women that have a bit of moral fiber.

As for the relevance of gamer vs. non? Before I was a gamer, I was a club kid. Before I was a club kid, I was a jock. Before I was a jock, I was a quiet nerd who had all the time in the world to sit back and watch people interact while I invisibly read my book in a corner.

TL;DR: Engage a Person's Mind and Heart, and anything you do with their body, they will rate as excellent or better.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

As a virgin, I can safely say that I am the mighty god of sex. I stride into battle wielding my divine eleven-inch meat sword; the Vaginites quiver with fear, envy, and desire as I approach them.

... I have nothing constructive to contribute to this topic.

I saw your post and agreed with it so much it made me cry. Onwards my Brother! TO PUSSY!!!

 

[Casual Shinji]

I'm great at gaming in bed!

You should see me kill at Dark Souls while wrapped up in my blanky.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

I think that many gamers are good in the way that they are very good at pleasing their significant other. It can be a game to them, a look what I did thing that you normally get with virgins and slowly goes away.

As for endurance, ability to kiss, to role-play, to talk sexy... its a toss up. I guess it really depends why you became a gamer. I can imagine social outcast would find it more difficult to accomplish the whole package.

 

[lRookiel]

I don't know. I'll tell you when I can manage to actually have sex.

/Foreveralone

 

[The Funslinger]

Surprisingly, one of the worst was a pc gaming metal guitarist. Fast fingers on a fret/keyboard, sure, but it just didn't translate.

Go for an acoustic guitarist next time. Sex, like guitar does not simply require fast, relentless pounding![footnote]I am aware of the skill involved in playing metal, and am merely making a humorous remark.[/footnote]

OT: Never had sex with a gamer, actually. There aren't too many female gamers, if any round here.

As for myself, I suppose I know what I'm doing. On a couple of occasions, people have tried to offer money for my... services. Creepy, but flattering all the same.

I guess I know what to press to activate a girl's hyper-combo! ;D

It depends whether they have gained enough exp and added enough skill points into the sex feat... Possibly a higher dexterity and strength skill will also add to the experience... where a high charisma skill will be needed to get to the '2 people in a bed' stage faster...

Strength could be subsituted with equal parts inteligence or wisdom for technique points... but at a detriment to time. (3d20x10secs. Where a triple number equals premature ejaculation)

This is the best thing I have read today.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Surprisingly, one of the worst was a pc gaming metal guitarist. Fast fingers on a fret/keyboard, sure, but it just didn't translate.

Go for an acoustic guitarist next time. Sex, like guitar does not simply require fast, relentless pounding![footnote]I am aware of the skill involved in playing metal, and am merely making a humorous remark.[/footnote]

1. You have been ninja'd (by me).
2. This topic has too much seriousness and too few bad puns and sexual innuendos.

Gonna go play with my wii-mote now.

 

[Acton Hank]

They've ranged from the worst lays ever, seriously it was so bad I had to stop it. Jesus Christ I didn't think it was possible to be that bad at sex. I wasn't expecting the world, but when you actually argue with me about which hole is the right hole you have to go now. Bye-bye.

...to gods of sex. I really don't think one has any bearing on the other here.

Wow, that bad huh?

I never thought someone could actually be that fucking terrible, sex isn't exactly Boolean algebra.

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

Gamers are good in bed, but only if they're hardcore and they write down a ton of 'achievements' on a piece of paper. I'm a gamer and I don't worry too much for achievements, so you can imagine I'm not all that good at it. But hey, at least I got decent hair.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Hell yeah I'm good in bed. I don't snore, I don't steal the covers and I barely ever roll over and elbow the person next to me.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Okay this is getting ridiculous. Your HOBBY does NOT apply to how you perform when having sex. Sex is about communication and actually understanding the wants of your partner to achieve pleasurable sex.

A sensible, non-snarky answer! Heretic! Witch! Begone!

 

[EeveeElectro]

The ones I've had have been pretty good. As in, serious gamers.
Last time was amazing and so perfect. I don't think anyone (apart from him, obviously) could top it. It kills me to know I'll never get it again.

Don't see how being a gamer influences it though.

 

[Sanat]

How can "gamers" be a blanket term at all, let alone for sexual performance? That's a huge umbrella you're stating that branches out into hundreds of different archetypes and demographics. Asking this question is akin to asking "Are mammals cute?"

 

[Starik20X6]

I've not banged a gamer before, but I am told I myself am pretty damn skilled. Though I can't speak for everyone.

 

[MetalMonkey74]

I just hope lazy gamers dont wait for Quick Time Events!!

 

[CleverNickname]

PM me, fly to Germany and we'll find out

rawr

I know how that ends. I've seen The Human Centipede and I'll have no part in it.

Those wacky Germans...

... I'll be gentle?

unless you don't want me to?

/batting_eyes