Poll: Are gamers good in bed?

[lacktheknack]

I suppose they're equally as good as it as, say, an accordionist.

What kind of topic was this?

They've ranged from the worst lays ever, seriously it was so bad I had to stop it. Jesus Christ I didn't think it was possible to be that bad at sex. I wasn't expecting the world, but when you actually argue with me about which hole is the right hole you have to go now. Bye-bye.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbi5ffWLyb1qa55edo1_400.jpg

I... I think you managed to break a virgin's brain with sexual incompetence. How does that...? GAH.

 

[cswurt]

Many console gamers spend most of their lives on their beds.
So should be good.

 

[Jegsimmons]

damn right gamers are good in bed.

take me for example:

Spoiler: Dont read this.

first time i ever had sex, i made her orgasm 3 times before i did. and i only lasted 5 minutes...hey first time, and i was able to go another 3 rounds averaging 25 minutes and longer, and she wasnt too bad either. didnt have to use cheats or anything, we cranked on legendary mode with all skulls and started getting bang for every buck! and every time after she came at least 3-5 times before i ever did. and im just talking about missionary position, not even going to our other moves......seriously? did you read this? you pervert.

 

[Bernzz]

You're asking a bunch of gamers if gamers are good in bed?
This is gonna be another one of those `rate your own intelligence` type threads, everyone reckons they're above average.

I'm of the opinion that I'm pretty damn awful, so hah!

Your mind has been blown.

OT: What I just said. Girlfriend says different, but but we've both only been with each other so what would she know anyway?

 

[burningdragoon]

I'm fucking great in bed. I consistently get 7 to 8 hours a night.

 

[rbstewart7263]

What's the correlation between gaming and how good you are in bed?

Years upon years of it have given me magical fingers.

Hes played megaman zero ergo his hands are made for pussy domination.

Its scientific really all you other mothers just dont see it because your not super intelligent. (smug face)

 

[rbstewart7263]

If they are the normal kind that participate in physical activity? It's a possibility

If they are the nerd autistic kind with poor physical bodies? Definitely not.

Exactly! I swear people on here trying to debate me or damn blow what I said out of proportion.

Erm, except you just admitted that being a gamer has little to do with it. And then insisted that people were too nitpicky when you said that gaming plays some sort of significant role. Which, I let me remind you again, you confirmed it didn't in the previous sentence.

"Gamer" isn't an identifier, it's a describer. It's one facet of my, and other's, lives. We're just more passionate and into it than other people are.

So please, you and all other people who think that people who call themselves gamers see it is an identity, stop badmouthing us that don't have issues with the term. It's getting silly.

As Vault101 said, nobody is taking an issue with people calling themselves gamers, people are taking issue with people trying to wrap their whole being around the concept. You said it yourself - it's a describer - you could also be an avid book reader, cyclist, mechanic and a chef, if you wish, but none of the other descriptions (I hope) govern every aspect of your life. We are just people, after all, we all have variable degrees of skill and interest at stuff. Letting one of the labels dictate more than it should is idiotic and shouldn't be done.

Mate I made this thread for fun not to be some be all end all of how gaming relates to your cock powers.

 

[ZeroMachine]

What's the correlation between gaming and how good you are in bed?

Years upon years of it have given me magical fingers.

Hes played megaman zero ergo his hands are made for pussy domination.

Its scientific really all you other mothers just dont see it because your not super intelligent. (smug face)

Grievous misuse of that picture in regards to the meme but it works.

 

[William Dickbringer]

I would not say that gamers have a great rep when it comes to coming.
Of course, many PC-gamers (glorious master race etc.) do have very fast fingers, but it is rare that someone would want a click-job, whilst consoleros (dirty, dirty peasants) are kown for having well trained thumbs and general experience with analog sticks, but without the necessary button layout, many are found stumped, usually asking where the buttons are, when being presented the "analog pads" attached to the female body.
WE are known though for being able to "stay up" all night and open to "raids" with parties larger than two, although many are also known for being fast shooters, but we also learn very fast upon gaining experience.

it's not that hard dude all you do is give her "analog sticks" twenty clockwise rotations then twenty counter clockwise rotations (maybe more or less) then you take your "wii remote" and "synchronize it" with her "controller port" this may take some pushing in and pulling out sometimes you may have to move the girl to where she's on her hands and knees (don't forget to rotate those analog sticks)

 

[Alaster Angelo]

As a virgin, I can safely say that I am the mighty god of sex. I stride into battle wielding my divine eleven-inch meat sword; the Vaginites quiver with fear, envy, and desire as I approach them.

... I have nothing constructive to contribute to this topic.

I think I love you.

 

[SciMal]

You might as well ask if democrats or scientists are good in bed. And there are certainly no connection between gaming and sex other than the fact that hard core gamers tends to get a lot less of it (if any)

Scientists are great in bed...

Assuming there have been enough controlled (possibly double-blind placebo) studies to reach the appropriate P and X-squared values to make that claim.

Should be possible with as a few as 35, but as always with science, the more data points the better.

 

[RustlessPotato]

Well I slept all day yesterday so I think I know how to use my bed thank you very much.

Bad jokes aside, I never really had a complain except for one time. It was surreal: I brought a girl over to my place, we both had some to drink and after having sex, she gave me a review. She literally gave me a review right after ! WHAT THE HELL :/. Apparently my for play was a bit long (but i was drunk damned and I was afraid I would have the.... Whiskey Dick !

 

[joshuaayt]

Let me put it this way- no woman has EVER claimed that I am NOT good in bed. If there's any higher recommendation than that, well, I don't know it.

 

[Growley]

Trick question. Gamers are all virgins.