Poll: Are we mean to newcomers?

[Daedalus1942]

I just realized no one ever Welcomed me to the Escapist. I'm sad now.
Right then! get lost!

 

[Neonbob]

D'awww. Why thank you!
Love you too, NMS.
You genetic aberration of a petri dish gone wrong, you.

You were supposed to insult me! Thereby making me feel better!
Do you have any idea how an abusive relationship works you pathetic slab of dried penis meat?

It is getting hot in here. So please take off all your clothes.

That's just creepy.

RAJUN! You win! You have creeped out a resident creeper!
Congratulations!

Wait...you were being abusive earlier?
Sigh. Fine.
You abject failure of a hitman! You're so inept you tried to imitate the mark's son who had been dead for a year and a half!

Gah!... I hate you more than hate itself. I want to gut you like a trout and than rip out your entrails and shove them down your fat over-sized gutter you call a mouth.

Than I'll set you loose out into the Wilderness, where you think you're pathetic excuse of a life will be safe among the trees? Geuss what? I have a goddamn Attack Chopper that could rip through that forest in seconds you fool!

And when I finally have you cornered, I'll watch you squirm for your frail piece of flesh, and I'll cut each toe and finger off indiviually, than the hands and feet, than the arms and legs, until you're nothing but a torso with a head bleeding out of open stumps.

And in the end, I shall cut your skin off, and wear it like a hide, while I burn your body to death with a Flamethrower, laughing as you scream from the searing heat boiling your muscle mass inside out.

Ooh. Pretty. I'm going to print that out and put it above my doorway. Just so I know how much you love me.
:-D

In order to fully calculate degree of your idiocy, I would need to get a team of hyperdimensional mice to design a computer to make a better computer, which would make yet another computer, which would spend the next five billion years running equations and evaluating all aspects of your life before spitting out an answer.

 

[Laura.]

You're a disgusting wretch of a human being.

I love this thread, you can almost feel the love in the air <3

 

[Berethond]

You're a disgusting wretch of a human being.

I love this thread, you can almost feel the love in the air <3

And you!
You're just a figment of my imagination
(Do you feel welcomed?)

 

[Neonbob]

You're a disgusting wretch of a human being.

I love this thread, you can almost feel the love in the air <3

Oh, pfah.
You're not even worth expending the effort of creating a new, original, and valid insult upon your character. So I will simply say this:
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
[sup]There ya go, Berethond![/sup]

Is the love crushing you yet?

 

[Ultrajoe]

And in the end, I shall cut your skin off, and wear it like a hide, while I burn your body to death with a Flamethrower, laughing as you scream from the searing heat boiling your muscle mass inside out.

-snip-

That's just creepy.

-snip-

No You.

-ect, I am spoiled for examples here-

NoMoreSanity, i've asked this before, but is an unrelated thread really the place for you to play out a personal drama? Given that the previous two threads I asked you to not do this in were promptly locked, and that you have even recieved a probabtion for your tendency to waver into the personal spectrum with your comments... Can you see that it's obviously dissaproved of? The evidence is right there, i'm not doing this to be a grumpy bastard. The reason i'm asking you to stop is i'd hate to see another thread, one i'm interested in, locked.

Apologies for targeting you, you're really not the only one. Shame on you all.

And to me, just about all of you are new. So you could count me as a mean old bastard if you wanted.

 

[Neonbob]

Ooh. Pretty. I'm going to print that out and put it above my doorway. Just so I know how much you love me.
:-D

In order to fully calculate degree of your idiocy, I would need to get a team of hyperdimensional mice to design a computer to make a better computer, which would make yet another computer, which would spend the next five billion years running equations and evaluating all aspects of your life before spitting out an answer.

Is was only creepy due to how serious he sounded. I mean, that's a little too far...

But to say how ugly you are would mean someone would have to look at your face. And I'd rather not let anyone go through that kind of hell.

Coming from you? He wins the internet over again.

Being in conversation with you is worse than having to go through a Hannah Montana concert and a Jonas Brother's concert without a break.

Apologies for targeting you, you're really not the only one. Shame on you all.

And to me, just about all of you are new. So you could count me as a mean old bastard if you wanted.

...dammit!
Ultraowned.
He was getting more civil.
Though I'll admit I was getting out of hand in just focusing on him...
It was such fun picking on the newer people in jest, though.
I'm still going to do that.

 

[Darkrain11]

I voted that I have no opinion, so in fact is that my opinion o_o

All newcomers to anything must face some degree of abuse from the established members of the group. Take it all in stride and move on.

 

[Neonbob]

I voted that I have no opinion, so in fact is that my opinion o_o

All newcomers to anything must face some degree of abuse from the established members of the group. Take it all in stride and move on.

You're still new enough to warrant me sharing the loving abuse with!

You have caused your mother more pain in two years of living than you did during her birthing of you.

That is all the abuse you shall get from me.

 

[Berethond]

when are you not new anymore?

When someone says you're not new.
(You're still new.)

 

[Deleric]

I've seen newcomers that have accomplished a lot, so if THEY can "last 2 months without incurring moderator wrath", than other newcomers should be able to. And if they don't, it's probably their fault.

Of course, I'm just bland and have no opinion

 

[Darkrain11]

I feel your love and thank you!
Edit: sorry double post.

 

[Neonbob]

I feel your love and thank you!

You're quite welcome.
[sternvoice]
Now you behave, or Ultra will be sent after you.
[/sternvoice]
X-D