Poll: Are you a Cat or Dog person?

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sanomaton

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Blindswordmaster said:
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Because I'm an animal (Homo sapiens sapiens) and I shit in the house. Outhouses went out of style a while ago, we have toilets inside nowadays you see.

Some cats (not all) and other pets have difficulties using toilets designed for humans, therefore they have toilets specifically designed for them and they often work. The only inconvenience is that they're usually not flushable.
So your cat is better than you? Alright, I think I get it.
Mm, I think (correct me if I'm wrong) but it means cats are somewhat equal to us? Hell, at least I think so. Cats are smart, they don't need attention all the f***ing time and they're independent. Dogs just want to please people, seeming like they don't have a mind of their own and it's irritating... And plus, isn't it much nicer to take a shit inside the house, I know I wouldn't want to go outside in the cold. D:
 

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werewolfsfury said:
dogs and pizza cats are nice though but dogs win
But who are you going to call when you want some pepperoni?

Any who, I'm definitely a cat person but I do have a dog as well. Its just with dogs its easy to get attention from them with out much effort, with cats its more like earning an achievement to get their attention which makes it seem more special.
 

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And they're batshit insane.
Yeah. Think you know a cat, or cats in general? They will still find some kind of incredible way to weird you out, it's only a matter of time. I thought I knew my current cat pretty much inside out until suddenly she suddenly had this phase where she started stealing my mother's underwear.
 

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I have one of both, I would normally consider myself a dog person, but from actual experience; my dog doesn't really acknowledge me, and my cat never leaves me alone.

So I guess I'm a cat person.
 

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Blindswordmaster said:
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I'm a dog person and frankly, I fucking hate cats.
A question to cat owners: We train dogs to shit outside, so why do you let your cat shit in a box inside of your house? Doesn't make sense to me.
Why do people who own rabbits, ferrets, guinea pigs, etc. let their pet poop in a box that's indoors, huh?

Anyway, I'm not really that much of a cat person anymore (I've owned and taken care of both cats and dogs with my family), I'm more of an every-animal-except-dog kind of person. I do have a cat right now as well, but most of my pets are invertebrates and I'm planning to make this the last cat I own before I switch over to birds as my "main" pets.

Edit: Correction, I sort of misread the post.
Doesn't answer my question as to why you would allow an animal shit in your house.
The answer I can think of is the reason why most people get cats. They're low maintenance. Unless you have a dog door and a fenced yard, you'll always have to keep an eye on your dog in case he has to go outside. You can't just leave a dog alone.

A cat with a litter box, don't have to worry about them too much. When they have to go, they'll go and won't bug you about it. Cats take care of themselves for the most part. Of course, if you have a dog door, or cat door I guess, then the cat can go outside as well if you trust it not to run away.

Either way, dog or cat, you're still going to be cleaning up after them, unless you're an irresponsible owner.
 

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If you mean the small yappy things when you say Dogs, then god no, I'm a cat person.
Otherwise, I voted Dogs, because a lot of the bigger dogs are awesome.

Don't get me wrong, I like cats too. But when choosing out of the 2 of them, I'll always choose dogs. :)
 

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Cat person. Cats are low-maintenance, have unique and often hilarious personalities, groom themselves well, are small enough to fit in your lap, and can do badass things like run along fences and catch birds out of the air.

Dogs, on the other hand, require constant attention, walks and playing fetch, are way too eager to please, are incredibly loud, do monumentally stupid things like run down the middle of the street and fall into holes they can't get out of, and they consistently smell like shit. Essentially, dogs are like babies, except without the cuteness and the potential to grow up to be intelligent, well-rounded people. They're utterly not worth the effort.
 

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Neither. I prefer my pets in a cage.

Rodents are perfect for this and the rat I had was smarter than any dog or cat I have ever met. Also it was amazingly easy to teach it tricks and to "housetrain" it. I taught it to poop in a little tray so I didn't have clean it's cage all the time, an arrangement we both preferred. I didn't have to look for little black poops after I let it roam the living room and he could live longer in it's own little rat smell without having to take baths. Rodents are the superior pets to both cats and dogs. Also, rats have little hands instead of useless paws, and they sit up to eat like squirrels when you feed them spaghetti.


Daaaaaaaaw! He can sleep in the front pocket of my hoodie any time he wants.
 

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Verp said:
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I'm a dog person and frankly, I fucking hate cats.
A question to cat owners: We train dogs to shit outside, so why do you let your cat shit in a box inside of your house? Doesn't make sense to me.
Why do people who own rabbits, ferrets, guinea pigs, etc. let their pet poop in a box that's indoors, huh?

Anyway, I'm not really that much of a cat person anymore (I've owned and taken care of both cats and dogs with my family), I'm more of an every-animal-except-dog kind of person. I do have a cat right now as well, but most of my pets are invertebrates and I'm planning to make this the last cat I own before I switch over to birds as my "main" pets.

Edit: Correction, I sort of misread the post.
Doesn't answer my question as to why you would allow an animal shit in your house.
Because I'm an animal (Homo sapiens sapiens) and I shit in the house. Outhouses went out of style a while ago, we have toilets inside nowadays you see.

Some cats (not all) and other pets have difficulties using toilets designed for humans, therefore they have toilets specifically designed for them and they often work. The only inconvenience is that they're usually not flushable.
So your cat is better than you? Alright, I think I get it.
You had to think about that little you're vs. your question for a while before editing your post, didn't you? I haven't slept in two days and English isn't my native language, now what's your excuse?
Fuck you. I mistyped. It happens. I'm human. I make mistakes. At least I don't walk around like my shit don't stink. At least I cared enough to go back and fix it, dick.
 

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sanomaton said:
Blindswordmaster said:
Verp said:
Because I'm an animal (Homo sapiens sapiens) and I shit in the house. Outhouses went out of style a while ago, we have toilets inside nowadays you see.

Some cats (not all) and other pets have difficulties using toilets designed for humans, therefore they have toilets specifically designed for them and they often work. The only inconvenience is that they're usually not flushable.
So your cat is better than you? Alright, I think I get it.
Mm, I think (correct me if I'm wrong) but it means cats are somewhat equal to us? Hell, at least I think so. Cats are smart, they don't need attention all the f***ing time and they're independent. Dogs just want to please people, seeming like they don't have a mind of their own and it's irritating... And plus, isn't it much nicer to take a shit inside the house, I know I wouldn't want to go outside in the cold. D:
And that's part of my problem with cats, they act like they don't need you. All cats seem to say,"Just leave the food and leave me the fuck alone." Dogs at least seem grateful for the attention and care. Cats are completely indifferent, while a dog will excitedly greet you whenever you come in the door. I'll admit it's tiring at times, but at least you know they care.
P.S. "It's OK, you can curse on the internet. Your Mom isn't going to read it. I know, because she's too busy getting fucked by me!"- Yahtzee
 

sanomaton

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Blindswordmaster said:
sanomaton said:
Blindswordmaster said:
Verp said:
Because I'm an animal (Homo sapiens sapiens) and I shit in the house. Outhouses went out of style a while ago, we have toilets inside nowadays you see.

Some cats (not all) and other pets have difficulties using toilets designed for humans, therefore they have toilets specifically designed for them and they often work. The only inconvenience is that they're usually not flushable.
So your cat is better than you? Alright, I think I get it.
Mm, I think (correct me if I'm wrong) but it means cats are somewhat equal to us? Hell, at least I think so. Cats are smart, they don't need attention all the f***ing time and they're independent. Dogs just want to please people, seeming like they don't have a mind of their own and it's irritating... And plus, isn't it much nicer to take a shit inside the house, I know I wouldn't want to go outside in the cold. D:
And that's part of my problem with cats, they act like they don't need you. All cats seem to say,"Just leave the food and leave me the fuck alone." Dogs at least seem grateful for the attention and care. Cats are completely indifferent, while a dog will excitedly greet you whenever you come in the door. I'll admit it's tiring at times, but at least you know they care.
P.S. "It's OK, you can curse on the internet. Your Mom isn't going to read it. I know, because she's too busy getting fucked by me!"- Yahtzee
Oh, it's just that I don't like cursing. Not in English at least, I have no problem saying/typing VITTU in Finnish.

About your views on cats, I think I get it. You prefer the affection dogs give when I like it more when a cat shows it like, "I want to come close to you when I want it myself." It's a hard thing to explain but it feels really good, like I've earned its affection or something... But yeah, I can understand your point of view.
 

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Blindswordmaster said:
Verp said:
Blindswordmaster said:
Verp said:
Blindswordmaster said:
Verp said:
Blindswordmaster said:
I'm a dog person and frankly, I fucking hate cats.
A question to cat owners: We train dogs to shit outside, so why do you let your cat shit in a box inside of your house? Doesn't make sense to me.
Why do people who own rabbits, ferrets, guinea pigs, etc. let their pet poop in a box that's indoors, huh?

Anyway, I'm not really that much of a cat person anymore (I've owned and taken care of both cats and dogs with my family), I'm more of an every-animal-except-dog kind of person. I do have a cat right now as well, but most of my pets are invertebrates and I'm planning to make this the last cat I own before I switch over to birds as my "main" pets.

Edit: Correction, I sort of misread the post.
Doesn't answer my question as to why you would allow an animal shit in your house.
Because I'm an animal (Homo sapiens sapiens) and I shit in the house. Outhouses went out of style a while ago, we have toilets inside nowadays you see.

Some cats (not all) and other pets have difficulties using toilets designed for humans, therefore they have toilets specifically designed for them and they often work. The only inconvenience is that they're usually not flushable.
So your cat is better than you? Alright, I think I get it.
You had to think about that little you're vs. your question for a while before editing your post, didn't you? I haven't slept in two days and English isn't my native language, now what's your excuse?
Fuck you. I mistyped. It happens. I'm human. I make mistakes. At least I don't walk around like my shit don't stink. At least I cared enough to go back and fix it, dick.
*snrk* Cute. Really cute.

Anyway, one thing I've noticed about devout dog people is that they tend to approach every animal like a dog and declare it boring and aloof after five minutes of trying to unsuccessfully make it fetch a ball for them. I also hear about it a lot that "cats just lash out at you out of nowhere" but seriously, you don't get scratched if you actually know how a cat acts. I've known a lot of dog people who wouldn't approach a stranger's dog when it growls at them, yet don't think too much about reaching towards a cat's underside when the cat's tail is twitching or when it's licking itself. And so they get scratched. Cats, like dogs and all animals, have their own list of dos and don'ts and they show their affection and disapproval in their own way. It's really basic stuff.

And sure, there are incredibly stupid cat people as well -- I myself can't even breathe the same air as a cat breeder without getting annoyed -- but one thing that's good about cat people is that they rarely approach someone else's pet carelessly and blame it when it doesn't appreciate it.
 

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Verp said:
Blindswordmaster said:
Verp said:
Blindswordmaster said:
Verp said:
Blindswordmaster said:
Verp said:
Blindswordmaster said:
I'm a dog person and frankly, I fucking hate cats.
A question to cat owners: We train dogs to shit outside, so why do you let your cat shit in a box inside of your house? Doesn't make sense to me.
Why do people who own rabbits, ferrets, guinea pigs, etc. let their pet poop in a box that's indoors, huh?

Anyway, I'm not really that much of a cat person anymore (I've owned and taken care of both cats and dogs with my family), I'm more of an every-animal-except-dog kind of person. I do have a cat right now as well, but most of my pets are invertebrates and I'm planning to make this the last cat I own before I switch over to birds as my "main" pets.

Edit: Correction, I sort of misread the post.
Doesn't answer my question as to why you would allow an animal shit in your house.
Because I'm an animal (Homo sapiens sapiens) and I shit in the house. Outhouses went out of style a while ago, we have toilets inside nowadays you see.

Some cats (not all) and other pets have difficulties using toilets designed for humans, therefore they have toilets specifically designed for them and they often work. The only inconvenience is that they're usually not flushable.
So your cat is better than you? Alright, I think I get it.
You had to think about that little you're vs. your question for a while before editing your post, didn't you? I haven't slept in two days and English isn't my native language, now what's your excuse?
Fuck you. I mistyped. It happens. I'm human. I make mistakes. At least I don't walk around like my shit don't stink. At least I cared enough to go back and fix it, dick.
*snrk* Cute. Really cute.

Anyway, one thing I've noticed about devout dog people is that they tend to approach every animal like a dog and declare it boring and aloof after five minutes of trying to unsuccessfully make it fetch a ball for them. I also hear about it a lot that "cats just lash out at you out of nowhere" but seriously, you don't get scratched if you actually know how a cat acts. I've known a lot of dog people who wouldn't approach a stranger's dog when it growls at them, yet don't think too much about reaching towards a cat's underside when the cat's tail is twitching or when it's licking itself. And so they get scratched. Cats, like dogs and all animals, have their own list of dos and don'ts and they show their affection and disapproval in their own way. It's really basic stuff.

And sure, there are incredibly stupid cat people as well -- I myself can't even breathe the same air as a cat breeder without getting annoyed -- but one thing that's good about cat people is that they rarely approach someone else's pet carelessly and blame it when it doesn't appreciate it.
I love how you assume that I'm a fucking idiot who doesn't know how to act around animals.
 

Verp

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Blindswordmaster said:
Verp said:
Blindswordmaster said:
Verp said:
Blindswordmaster said:
Verp said:
Blindswordmaster said:
Verp said:
Blindswordmaster said:
I'm a dog person and frankly, I fucking hate cats.
A question to cat owners: We train dogs to shit outside, so why do you let your cat shit in a box inside of your house? Doesn't make sense to me.
Why do people who own rabbits, ferrets, guinea pigs, etc. let their pet poop in a box that's indoors, huh?

Anyway, I'm not really that much of a cat person anymore (I've owned and taken care of both cats and dogs with my family), I'm more of an every-animal-except-dog kind of person. I do have a cat right now as well, but most of my pets are invertebrates and I'm planning to make this the last cat I own before I switch over to birds as my "main" pets.

Edit: Correction, I sort of misread the post.
Doesn't answer my question as to why you would allow an animal shit in your house.
Because I'm an animal (Homo sapiens sapiens) and I shit in the house. Outhouses went out of style a while ago, we have toilets inside nowadays you see.

Some cats (not all) and other pets have difficulties using toilets designed for humans, therefore they have toilets specifically designed for them and they often work. The only inconvenience is that they're usually not flushable.
So your cat is better than you? Alright, I think I get it.
You had to think about that little you're vs. your question for a while before editing your post, didn't you? I haven't slept in two days and English isn't my native language, now what's your excuse?
Fuck you. I mistyped. It happens. I'm human. I make mistakes. At least I don't walk around like my shit don't stink. At least I cared enough to go back and fix it, dick.
*snrk* Cute. Really cute.

Anyway, one thing I've noticed about devout dog people is that they tend to approach every animal like a dog and declare it boring and aloof after five minutes of trying to unsuccessfully make it fetch a ball for them. I also hear about it a lot that "cats just lash out at you out of nowhere" but seriously, you don't get scratched if you actually know how a cat acts. I've known a lot of dog people who wouldn't approach a stranger's dog when it growls at them, yet don't think too much about reaching towards a cat's underside when the cat's tail is twitching or when it's licking itself. And so they get scratched. Cats, like dogs and all animals, have their own list of dos and don'ts and they show their affection and disapproval in their own way. It's really basic stuff.

And sure, there are incredibly stupid cat people as well -- I myself can't even breathe the same air as a cat breeder without getting annoyed -- but one thing that's good about cat people is that they rarely approach someone else's pet carelessly and blame it when it doesn't appreciate it.
I love how you assume that I'm a fucking idiot who doesn't know how to act around animals.
It wasn't aimed at you in particular. I have no idea what you're like around animals.