Mcface said:
Yeah thats what im saying, duh. Dogs are a lot like people, you can actually DO things with them.
That still doesn't explain why i would want to do all those things with a smelly creature like a dog when i can do all that and more with humans. I don't need a pet for any of that.
Plus, my friends don't walk around sniffing eachothers butts, they don't bark at strangers, or worse, thinking every random person on the street = friend, and smelling, jumping up and licking them for no reason.
Cats are just a chore. They come home, whine, you feed them. They come and whine some more, so you open the door, then they change their minds like little bastards and walk away.
Please, don't go explaining what cats are like when you obviously only look at them in negative. As if dogs don't whine at every oppertunity.
And military dogs sniff out explosives. Also, we had a dog that was in Afghanistan who stopped a suicide bomber from entering a barracks. The dog knew he wasn't supposed to be there, and went after the guys throat. The guy panicked and blew himself up too early. The dog died a few days later from injuries, but he saved the lives of a dozen soldiers. Now that's a damn fine animal.
A damn fine animal. And there's enough examples of dogs who the owner thought was a fine animal too who never hurt anybody, but suddenly thought the kid from next door also 'wasn't supposed to be there', and went after the kid's throat.
Tell me how many housecats have ever killed an innocent human being?
Also, i don't consider those little shits to be dogs. And unlike my girlfriend, my dog dosen't ***** and nag, or ask me to watch 16 and pregnant.
Then marry your dog.
