*Looks up the exact definition of Hipster*
Hmm, yep, I guess I am one. And I guess it kinda makes sense now? My friends have called me hipster every now and then.
I'm not gonna get into what exactly defines me as a hipster but yeah, I suppose I am one.
And you know what?
I'm actually okay with it. Actually, I don't think I care much if people consider me one or not but if I am, I don't mind. Doesn't sound too bad and in fact, it sounds interesting. You know, why would you want to be another sheep when you can be a...unicorn...yes...
Well, that was a horrible analogy but you get the idea.