xitel said:
Easykill said:
*Cocks shotgun*
"What's going on here? xitel, were you sweet talking the zombies again?"
"Erm... Not really..."
"Damn it, xitel, how many times do I have to tell you?! This is the Escapist, and there is only one thing we do to zombies here."
*levels shotgun at Zombiefaces' head*
"We SHOOT them"
But he's not a zombie! He's just got a zombie face! That's like saying that someone wearing a Nixon mask is Nixon!
Look son, I know you loves him, and I know it's hard, but some things just gotta be done.
And you may think he 'aint no harm to nobody, but that there is a zombie, there's ways of tellin', and I sees a zombie clear as day. You can't hardly tell at first, not till they get to the point of slobbering and staggering around. When you see a critter in that fix, you know for sure. But you want to watch for others that ain't that far along. Now, you take a social worker or a door to door salesman. You know they'll run if you give 'em the chance. But when one don't run, or maybe makes fight at you, why, you shoot him and shoot him quick. After he's bitten you, it's too late.
I know you loved him boy, and I know it's hard, so I ain't gonna ask you ta shoot, but don't be lookin' away now y'hear? A boys gotta grow up some time.
*does the cool shotgun noise thing*