Poll: Are you famous?

[xitel]

im almost 99.9% sure im not. but hey everyone needs a goal

I recognise you as the newly wed mouldering corpse. Does that count?

why yes, yes it does.

And thank you for noticing my moldering, its hard to keep the texture in the winter.

I recognized you, I was just too busy severely frowning to be able to say anything. Severely frowning takes serious concentration.

Well when your face has all the same texture and structure as grape jelly with some peanut shells in severely frowning is difficult unto its self...

Well, severely frowning is more like frowning with your entire body, and seeing as how you are only a Zombie face, you could still probably pull it off.

 

[ZombieFace]

im almost 99.9% sure im not. but hey everyone needs a goal

I recognise you as the newly wed mouldering corpse. Does that count?

why yes, yes it does.

And thank you for noticing my moldering, its hard to keep the texture in the winter.

I recognized you, I was just too busy severely frowning to be able to say anything. Severely frowning takes serious concentration.

Well when your face has all the same texture and structure as grape jelly with some peanut shells in severely frowning is difficult unto its self...

Well, severely frowning is more like frowning with your entire body, and seeing as how you are only a Zombie face, you could still probably pull it off.

Well said, I shall work on this new type of frowning. :]

 

[Labyrinth]

Well said, I shall work on this new type of frowning. :]

Don't you mean >:| ?

 

[the monopoly guy]

I don't know.
I like to think that I'm popular, but as always I seem to be out of the loop.

 

[ZombieFace]

Well said, I shall work on this new type of frowning. :]

Don't you mean >:| ?

Mayyyyyyybe, Whats it too ya =p

 

[xitel]

Snip snap paddy whack, give a dog a snip!

Well said, I shall work on this new type of frowning. :]

Just be careful your oh-so-lovable, recently married, slightly rotted face doesn't detach itself in the process. That would be a shame.

 

[ZombieFace]

Snip snap paddy whack, give a dog a snip!

Well said, I shall work on this new type of frowning. :]

Just be careful your oh-so-lovable, recently married, slightly rotted face doesn't detach itself in the process. That would be a shame.

AWWWW you called my rotting face loveable... you like me you REALLY like me. 8]

 

[Labyrinth]

Just be careful your oh-so-lovable, recently married, slightly rotted face doesn't detach itself in the process. That would be a shame.

AWWWW you called my rotting face loveable... you like me you REALLY like me. 8]

Rumours abound!

 

[ZombieFace]

Just be careful your oh-so-lovable, recently married, slightly rotted face doesn't detach itself in the process. That would be a shame.

AWWWW you called my rotting face loveable... you like me you REALLY like me. 8]

Rumours abound!

HAHA that damn rumor mill. tsk tsk.

I was playing Left 4 Dead and i actually felt remorse for killing my zombie brethren

^^^ OFF TOPIC TO THE MAX^^^



** EDIT ** IM NOT CRAZY

 

[xitel]

Just be careful your oh-so-lovable, recently married, slightly rotted face doesn't detach itself in the process. That would be a shame.

AWWWW you called my rotting face loveable... you like me you REALLY like me. 8]

Rumours abound!

He's getting married. Gay marriage in the US = illegal in most states. Rumor killed. Sorry to spoil the fun. Besides, I don't date guys with rotting faces, no matter how lovable they are. Plus, he's crazy. Look how he denies it:

** EDIT ** IM NOT CRAZY

See? He wouldn't deny something that wasn't implied if it weren't true!

 

[ZombieFace]

Just be careful your oh-so-lovable, recently married, slightly rotted face doesn't detach itself in the process. That would be a shame.

AWWWW you called my rotting face loveable... you like me you REALLY like me. 8]

Rumours abound!

He's getting married. Gay marriage in the US = illegal in most states. Rumor killed. Sorry to spoil the fun. Besides, I don't date guys with rotting faces,, no matter how lovable they are. Plus, he's crazy. Look how he denies it:

** EDIT ** IM NOT CRAZY

See? He wouldn't deny something that wasn't implied if it weren't true!

DAMN theyre on to me... >_>...


* Runs away *


** EDIT ** The ironic thing is if anything THIS thread is making me famous XD

 

[Easykill]

*Cocks shotgun*

"What's going on here? xitel, were you sweet talking the zombies again?"
"Erm... Not really..."
"Damn it, xitel, how many times do I have to tell you?! This is the Escapist, and there is only one thing we do to zombies here."

*levels shotgun at Zombiefaces' head*

"We SHOOT them"

 

[sneakypenguin]

I actually do not think i'm too famous. New people messege me all the time but werepossum was the only one with a high post count that seemed to know me.
Though alex_p always responds to my post, I suppose that's because he is liberal and i'm conservative.

 

[xitel]

*Cocks shotgun*

"What's going on here? xitel, were you sweet talking the zombies again?"
"Erm... Not really..."
"Damn it, xitel, how many times do I have to tell you?! This is the Escapist, and there is only one thing we do to zombies here."

*levels shotgun at Zombiefaces' head*

"We SHOOT them"

But he's not a zombie! He's just got a zombie face! That's like saying that someone wearing a Nixon mask is Nixon!

 

[Easykill]

"Zombie or zombie lover, it doesn't really matter. It's still vermin"
"But-"
"Look, xitel. If you were a bit older I might let you take him as a pet, but you're just not ready for the responsibility yet. You don't know how to take care of a Beat writer. If we leave him alone, he'll die anyway. This is a mercy for the poor beast. Plus, he's a filthy zombie-lover."

 

[xitel]

"Zombie or zombie lover, it doesn't really matter. It's still vermin"
"But-"
"Look, xitel. If you were a bit older I'd let you take him as a pet, but you're just not ready for the responsibility yet. You don't know how to take care of a Beat writer. If we leave him alone, he'll die anyway. This is a mercy for the poor beast. Plus, he's a filthy zombie-lover."

But were we not all Beat Writers at one point? Even Fe Ninja and Ultra Joe went through that phase at one point. It's up to us to ensure that he grows into a great Gonzo!

 

[ZombieFace]

"Zombie or zombie lover, it doesn't really matter. It's still vermin"
"But-"
"Look, xitel. If you were a bit older I'd let you take him as a pet, but you're just not ready for the responsibility yet. You don't know how to take care of a Beat writer. If we leave him alone, he'll die anyway. This is a mercy for the poor beast. Plus, he's a filthy zombie-lover."

HEY MAN, Not fair. its a birth defect.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

*Cocks shotgun*

"What's going on here? xitel, were you sweet talking the zombies again?"
"Erm... Not really..."
"Damn it, xitel, how many times do I have to tell you?! This is the Escapist, and there is only one thing we do to zombies here."

*levels shotgun at Zombiefaces' head*

"We SHOOT them"

But he's not a zombie! He's just got a zombie face! That's like saying that someone wearing a Nixon mask is Nixon!

Look son, I know you loves him, and I know it's hard, but some things just gotta be done.
And you may think he 'aint no harm to nobody, but that there is a zombie, there's ways of tellin', and I sees a zombie clear as day. You can't hardly tell at first, not till they get to the point of slobbering and staggering around. When you see a critter in that fix, you know for sure. But you want to watch for others that ain't that far along. Now, you take a social worker or a door to door salesman. You know they'll run if you give 'em the chance. But when one don't run, or maybe makes fight at you, why, you shoot him and shoot him quick. After he's bitten you, it's too late.

I know you loved him boy, and I know it's hard, so I ain't gonna ask you ta shoot, but don't be lookin' away now y'hear? A boys gotta grow up some time.

*does the cool shotgun noise thing*

 

[the monopoly guy]

...*cocks shotgun*...

It just sounded like fun.

 

[xitel]

*Cocks shotgun*

"What's going on here? xitel, were you sweet talking the zombies again?"
"Erm... Not really..."
"Damn it, xitel, how many times do I have to tell you?! This is the Escapist, and there is only one thing we do to zombies here."

*levels shotgun at Zombiefaces' head*

"We SHOOT them"

But he's not a zombie! He's just got a zombie face! That's like saying that someone wearing a Nixon mask is Nixon!

Look son, I know you loves him, and I know it's hard, but some things just gotta be done.
And you may think he 'aint no harm to nobody, but that there is a zombie, there's ways of tellin', and I sees a zombie clear as day. You can't hardly tell at first, not till they get to the point of slobbering and staggering around. When you see a critter in that fix, you know for sure. But you want to watch for others that ain't that far along. Now, you take a social worker or a door to door salesman. You know they'll run if you give 'em the chance. But when one don't run, or maybe makes fight at you, why, you shoot him and shoot him quick. After he's bitten you, it's too late.

I know you loved him boy, and I know it's hard, so I ain't gonna ask you ta shoot, but don't be lookin' away now y'hear? A boys gotta grow up some time.

*does the cool shotgun noise thing*

He did run away though:

* Runs away *

See? If you killed him now, you'd be shooting a man in the back. Besides, from this angle, you can't even see his face! You'd be shooting a human! Besides, why are you staring at his face? There are better parts to look at. LIKE THE RING ON HIS FINGER.