Poll: Assuming that you are alive 2 years after the Zombie Apocolypse or Nuclear Apocolypse or Both?

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Music Mole

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Wardog13 said:
Zombie, I can fight and re-kill a zombie, but I cant fight a nuke, well you can, but I dont have the equipment.

Wardog's Guide To Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse!

1. Arm and Train Yourself, shotguns are not really to useful because you have to get so close to the zombie, use a semi Automatic rifle that is easy to clean and repair, and doesn't use ammunition that is to large, because you will need a lot of it, and a .50 cal round is unneeded weight.

2. Stock up on food, and water things like canned food and non-perishables like cereal and such are best.

3. Gather up a bunch of friends that know how to use guns well, bring men and women, you may need to re-populate the earth, make sure you bring plenty non-family members as well.

4. Bring all your food, guns and friends to a rural area where you can hold out.

5. Have Fun!
You forgot steps 6 and 7
step 6:??????????
step 7: profit.
 

XJ-0461

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Zombie, because I live in England, so assuming the outbreak starts in another country we can close our borders and be fine.
 

soren7550

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Well, I'm assuming that I'm more likely to survive a zombie apocalypse than a nuclear one, seeing as I know I can kill a zombie, but not exactly a nuclear blast.

But it would be interesting enough I guess if I somehow survived both.
 

Gerazzi

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Chuck Norris isn't Zombiefied, Zombies get Norrisified.

Sorry for releasing another of the same meme onto the world.

But I'd try to survive either.
For fun.
 

5stringedbandit

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If you survive zombie attack you get to loot, but if you survive nuclear attack you get extra limbs. I'd have to say both.
 

Iron Criterion

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magnuslion said:
zombies, because i can fight those bastards. radiation doesn't play fair. :(

my zombie survival plan involves the hostile take over and fortification of a wal-mart, but i wont go into detail here.
That worked so well in Dawn of the dead!
 

Dr Ampersand

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bradley348 said:
Dr Ampersand said:
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Dr Ampersand said:
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Zombie flesh is lethal to eat.

unless you have an open wound in your mouth, then you become a zombie.

ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE FTW!
Basic cooking/biology, burn the cells by open fire cooking and you murder the cells. Murder the cells and they're harmless because you'd not be vulnerable to them taking over you because they're completely dead and can't do anything. Zombie flesh is hilariously flammable which helps.
 

Timotei

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the_joker1112 said:
nukes would screw me over, but i live in canada, so theres vary little chance of someone stupid enough to nuke us.
Not to sound hateful against canada or canadians, but if it was a nuclear apocolypse, somebody would find some reason to nuke Canada. Let us just hope when it does happen that Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are safe in a bunker.
 

Timotei

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Music Mole said:
Wardog13 said:
Zombie, I can fight and re-kill a zombie, but I cant fight a nuke, well you can, but I dont have the equipment.

Wardog's Guide To Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse!

1. Arm and Train Yourself, shotguns are not really to useful because you have to get so close to the zombie, use a semi Automatic rifle that is easy to clean and repair, and doesn't use ammunition that is to large, because you will need a lot of it, and a .50 cal round is unneeded weight.

2. Stock up on food, and water things like canned food and non-perishables like cereal and such are best.

3. Gather up a bunch of friends that know how to use guns well, bring men and women, you may need to re-populate the earth, make sure you bring plenty non-family members as well.

4. Bring all your food, guns and friends to a rural area where you can hold out.

5. Have Fun!
You forgot steps 6 and 7
step 6:??????????
step 7: profit.
GAH! Beat me to it. You bastard.
 

Overlord SoS

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Zombie Apocalypse > Nuclear Apocalypse

1. Zombies can be taken out, radiation can take a LONG time to disperse
2. Zombies are easier to escape from
3. A Nuclear Apocalypse would either cause
a. Death, Radiation levels would kill most of the human population
b. Mutation, not extra appedages, I mean cancer, and other health problems
4. You can still repopulate the world in a Zombie Apocalypse, Radiation will either make you sterile, or alter the DNA in the sperm/egg, causing True Mutation, like extra or missing parts, or mental problems.
5. Z-Day is alot more popular than N-Day
 

HentMas

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ElephantGuts said:
Nukes, because trying to survive from an actual undead horde would scare the shit out of me.

Atleast radiation isn't scary. Plus it can't be everywhere, and doesn't spread from its original location (which would probably be cities that were nuked).
UNLESS!!! the radiation makes the corpses to mutate into an undead hungry being

so yeah, you would have both in the same haha
 

G1eet

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I live by a couple crucial nuclear reactor plants that provide power for NYC... so I'm probably fucked.

But zombies aren't smart enough to do that, so I'll take my chances with the living dead. Plus all you need are melee weapons and your favorite pub to hole up in to survive!
 

Overlord SoS

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HentMas said:
ElephantGuts said:
Nukes, because trying to survive from an actual undead horde would scare the shit out of me.

Atleast radiation isn't scary. Plus it can't be everywhere, and doesn't spread from its original location (which would probably be cities that were nuked).
UNLESS!!! the radiation makes the corpses to mutate into an undead hungry being

so yeah, you would have both in the same haha
The distance radiation travels depends on the type of radiation emmited, Gamma Rays would travel far from the source, and it is all invisible anyway, you might be salvaging scrap metal, and then you are exposed to the radiation, unless you have a radiation suit, which are hard to find.
 

Heytred

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I choose both, because I like Zombies, and think I could really do well in the world of the infected, maybe become a zombie pimp or zombie slaver or something. If there was a Zombie Apocalypse, it would quickly turn into a Nuclear Apocalypse because after most people have been infected, most nuclear storage facilities would become inoperable, and the spent stockpiles would go critical after a short time, spreading clouds of radioactive fallout over most of the globe.

It doesn't matter though, I think we all know the machines will take over shortly. ALL HAIL OUR MECHANICAL OVERLORDS!!!
 

Mighty Lighty

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nuke away as I live in the coutryside, bombing us would be a waste of a perfectly good nuke which we could use somewhere else