Suiseiseki IRL said:
the_joker1112 said:
nukes would screw me over, but i live in canada, so theres vary little chance of someone stupid enough to nuke us.
Not to sound hateful against canada or canadians, but if it was a nuclear apocolypse, somebody would find some reason to nuke Canada. Let us just hope when it does happen that Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are safe in a bunker.
Unfortunately, this is true, even though we're nice guys some jerky country with low self esteem and a large nuclear arsenal will be jealous of our overt awesomeness and they'll be like "F.U. Canada with your pristine wilderness and your rugged good looks! You always get all the hot girls." and we'll be like,"Hey man, you had your chance with Iceland, but she thinks your a douche now, back off." and they'll be all pissy, saying,"She's mine dude, you stole her from me." and then we'll be like,"She's not yours anymore, but she said she'd hook you up with her friend Albania." then they'd be all emo and say,"Albania's a skank, I'm going to end it all!!!" Then they would push the button and nuke Upper Musquodobout. We in turn would have to lay the smackdown on them and send out our elite Trained Beaver Attack Squad of Doom. After the dust settles from the Beaver attack, the devastation would be compared to Hiroshima, Bremen or . The UN would be forced to denounce our use of this Dooms Day squad, calling it excessive and inhuman. We would of coarse tell them to mind their own business unless they wanted 'some of this'. They would then say,"Yes sir, please don't hurt us." The new Canadian peace would break out all over the world, and everyone would have a parade...there will be cake and ice cream, possibly pie for the hot countries and the countries that are our bros.
